Attention Deficit Disorder Competition Winners (2815 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: a.d.d. competition-post
Rating: 1.43 on 90 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by scourge - ADD contest winners! is it you? (hint: not likely) (View user info) at 2006-08-04 15:22:47 EDT
Hello bitches.
It's Friday.
This is the place to see if you're a winner at the internet game called 'Impress Matt for Cookies(or other prize to be determined by the panel as my cookies are quite simply too good for most of you)'
Most of you will not win. That is the way life works. Please see a holy man or a therapist if you have trouble dealing with this particular fact of life. I cannot do anything about it. Unless you like +2s, in which case leave me a link or two down below.
WELL, some of you, hereto after referred to as my 'Butt Buddies', are now fabulous and better people for having entered AND WON this glorious competition. Anti- competition. Whatever.
Go here to se the original contest: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91007
Sounds like a fantastic idea, right? Too bad you were too stupid to take advantage of it in time.
We had a lot of fine entries. And a lot of not so fine entries as well. I gave all of them a +2 because I'm a nice fucking guy.
Please go here to see all the fabulous entries by the glamorous contestants:
http://www.ubersite.com/u/scourge/l/a.d.d.
Rate a few of them. Hell, rate all of them. There's some good stuff in there.
Normally I'd blabber a bit here, but I'm too tired/busy/horny/angry/important to care about doing that right now, so.........
Without any further delay, here are your winners in the three categories I finally decided on, as well as a couple more that I made up as I'm typing this.
WTF? CATEGORY
We have a tie in this one. It could have been more than a two way tie, but I'll be damned if I'm going back through 102 entries to refresh my memory. These two stuck in my mind:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91170
loki's entry dealing with peace in the Middle East was gold. Plus she said she really wanted to win. And I'm a nice guy who likes to help people out.
AND
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91170
goferforhire has a children's book entry. All you need to know is that it has a line that says, 'WTF? Jane, WTF?' I laughed until I cried when I read this. Go look at it
UBERSITE IS A SERIOUS WRITERS FORUM CATEGORY
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91263
Jack McCallum is wasting his time on Ubersite. Really he is. But that is good news for YOU. I almost considered not awarding the prize to this one, because Jack was trying to tell me the rules of my own competition, but then I thought maybe that would make him win somehow anyway. Moral victory or something. I forget. Fuck you Jack, I'll tell you what is and isn't an ADD post, and this was. Deal.
HUMOR CATEGORY
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91091
My little prenatal nephew hit gold with this one. Apparently the combination, if anyone really cares to know, to heat is: the unborn/Danzig/dirty talk
This was funny as hell, go rate it. Nominate it for Bored at Work. Seriously.
For some additional ADD reading fun I added the following categories:
UGLY PIECE OF SHIT CATEGORY
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91255
I'd be a dickhead too if I looked like that. Really.
WRITTEN AND VOCALLY PERFORMED JUST FOR ME CATEGORY
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91072
My dear sweet ex-wifey Sacrilicious. Seriously, I owe this chick some cookies anyway. Not like she'd ever send me anything in return, but...I'm a nice guy.
QUIT DROOLING OVER THIS USER CATEGORY
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91104
Seriously, I mean...I think she's pretty too, but goddamn...you know who I'm talking to (kaos king, jgreening, et al) Anyway, little g already got a pie out of me. FedEx man bunged that shit all up. Now she'll get another prize.
*makes that thumb and pinkie phone thing*
*mouths "call me"*
DIPSHIT/'MO/ZITFACE/MONEY/SCOTCH/GOLF CATEGORY
http://www.ubersite.com/u/shlongy
I thought for sure this little bastard would enter this. I mean the contest rules were tailor made for his sorry ass. Oh well, probably for the best anyway, right?
DIDN'T ENTER THE CONTEST JUST TO FUCKING SPITE ME CATEGORY
http://www.ubersite.com/u/redskieslookfake
Too good for my contest, huh? Take this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/78270
THE KOOL AID TASTES FUNNY, MASTER CATEGORY
Orgasmakoresh.
ALL HAIL ORGASMO-TOAD
Do you really need a link? I mean, this guy posts every day. Fine, here's one anyway. Possibly his finest work ever: http://www.ubersite.com/m/82051
That's all the time I have. Or all the time I'm going to waste anyway.
Here's the deal.
I WILL award prizes for this. All you need to do is email me an address at uberscourge.at.gmail.com and I'll send you something grand. Maybe cookies. Maybe a postcard. Maybe a midget. Who knows? Luck of the draw will determine your prize. Except Sacrilicious, who will get cookies.
Now I know that some of you would be nervous providing an address to an internet stranger. I would be too...except that I have a dog and a gun and if you showed up you'd be dead before you got the first little stalker smile fully formed on your face.
You have a couple options.
1.) Give me a work address.
2.)Pick another worthy user to receive your prize, Then they can provide me with an address and receive your prize.
I love you all.
-Matt
User Reviews
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-13 21:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-09 21:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
wish I had some
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-31 22:30:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've had it up to here with your shennanigans, I'm going through and +2ing ALL of your posts!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE MYSELF!!
SIGNED,
SCOURGEY
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:39:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073
banning attempt
Submitted by onewetleg (user info) at 2006-08-08 22:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was an honor just to be rated by Scourge.
My first linkwhore:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91176
My second:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91545
Thanks
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-08-07 18:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
at least we're on common ground. respect. respect.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-07 18:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have your rules, I have mine. It's all good.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-08-07 18:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because i'm not in this. sorry, it's the rules.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes Sacrilicious.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:44:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey scourge- can I get cookies AND a midget?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And I don't apologise for anything I say or have said.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You just don't understand.
To me, you're nobody. If you died tomorrow, I wouldn't give a fuck. Just as if I died tomorrow, no-one here would even know, let alone care.
If one of you tells me that you wish I'd die, it doesn't bother me.
The commandment goes something along the lines of :
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." or something like that.
I don't give a fuck what you say about me, therefore, I also don't give a fuck about what I say to you.
You're nothing more than words on a screen to me and you never will be.
Converse about something that interests me and you'll get a glimpse of the real person behind the words. Apart from that, it's all fun and games where nobody should ever get hurt.
Think LONG and HARD about it... Why should anything I ever say offend you? I don't know you...
Keep your stupid fucking ideals to yourself, dipshit. I don't agree with or abide by them.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-07 11:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91417#2089000
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-07 10:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here Sphaggy, the attention you crave: http://www.ubersite.com/m/66726.#2090151
It's the last you'll get from me big fella
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-07 08:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I completely forgot about entering this ADD contest, I got so distracted.
And isn't THAT the most significant entry of all?!?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-06 21:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahh damn, I didn't win. scourge is right again. Fun competition.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-06 17:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops, you'd already addressed it... yay Scourge!
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-06 17:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91033
you mislinked me... yay ADD!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-06 02:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How profound, man-head.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-06 00:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-05 21:14:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
===
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91417#2089000
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-05 21:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Over-reacting circle jerk fraternity.
How dramatic.
Don't make up imaginary lines and accuse people of crossing them. If you put it out there, expect to cop relentless shit for it. If comments on a forum are going to make you homocidal or more depressed than you already are, close the fucking browser, pussy.
FYI :- http://www.ubersite.com/m/66726. Give me as much shit as you fucking want. I wouldn't have posted it here if I wasn't able to handle the faceless jibes. Most of the time, I find them therapeutic. Don't place yourself on a pedestal because someone close to you died unneccesarily. You're no fucking different to millions of other people, cockhead.
Grow a fucking spine, the whole lot of you.
Fucking faggots.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-05 12:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 19:30:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a top contender in the 'what the hell?' category.
Good work face.
-
So close!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-05 12:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CURSE YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!
I felt SURE id win somthing this time!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-05 11:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The comment below is for my future reference. Anyone else can feel free to use it as a canned response if they wish. But this:
"My dear sweet ex-wifey Sacrilicious. Seriously, I owe this chick some cookies anyway. Not like she'd ever send me anything in return, but...I'm a nice guy."
HOW YOU GONNA SAY I'D NEVER SEND YOU ANYTHING? SO I'M NOT A NICE GUY? You think I don't care? Or is it that I'm cheap? Inquiring minds want to know. Maybe it's because you never returned the favor of LEAVING AN ADDRESS.
AND I WANT A FUCKING COOKIE EVERY TIME I COME IN HERE.
p.s.- As feety's mommy, I will make sure he gets his prize. He likes tacos, peppermint patties, and Motorhead. the following people may be too private and/or far away to ship prizes to, so I will accept their prizes, for my personal enjoyment, in their stead: Orgasmatron, redskieslookfake.
Please let me know if I have neglected any important details.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-05 11:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll link this comment any time I think you need a reminder that you are dead. As of now, I don't converse with the dead.
Indeed, you are dead. Your bloated, stinking corpse rots away in whatever place your last enemy left it. You don't even get a meager, makeshift grave with no markings, where nobody visits. Because nobody cares enough to dig a hole for you. That would be too good for you. It is over. It would be sad, but it's not, because it's you, and no one is sad that you are dead.
The eulogy, as there will be no funeral: I don't believe in hell. But in your case, I wish I did.
Auto +2 Sphagnum is dead. Sláinte.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-05 03:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-04 18:02:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
How's your brother Scourge? I'll always cherish the opportunity I had to defecate on his ugly Corpse. I still masturbate into his skull cavity from time to time.
Night night, princess
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holy fuck, that is not nice, even by my standards...lol
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-05 03:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 BECAUSE I HAVE CONSUMED THREE LITERS OF MOUNTAIN DEW AND SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT IS BLARING IN MY ROOM AND I AM SO FUCKING PUMPED!!! HAVE MY BABIES SCOURGE!!! HAVE MY BABIES!!!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-05 02:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
They sound like legitimate internet threats.
How lame.... and terrifying.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-05 00:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-04 23:40:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
McCallum paid you off with a cheeseburger, didn't he?
Fucker.
--
Yeah, but the real hook was calling it a Royale with Cheese. Scourge got pretty excited.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-04 23:40:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
McCallum paid you off with a cheeseburger, didn't he?
Fucker.
Submitted by toucansam (user info) at 2006-08-04 22:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome, this was a great idea. i loved reading all the entries!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-04 19:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-04 18:02:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
How's your brother Scourge? I'll always cherish the opportunity I had to defecate on his ugly Corpse. I still masturbate into his skull cavity from time to time.
Night night, princess.
---
You know that time that I said I knew you were better than the bullshit internet persona you promote here?
Color me wrong.
You're dead to me. Not that you care. I just wanted to see it in print.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-04 18:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I for one am excited that I don't have to cut myself now since I won.
so fuck the rest of you and your little participation ribbons
and I think we've all seen your dog
no one is skeered
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-04 18:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-04 18:02:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
How's your brother Scourge? I'll always cherish the opportunity I had to defecate on his ugly Corpse. I still masturbate into his skull cavity from time to time.
Night night, princess.
--
Take a deep breath, Scourge, and remember the inverse relationship between internet bravado and the size of said tough-guy's fully erect penis.
NOBODY is that angry in the real world unless they have a really, realy small dick.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-04 18:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm running late, so I'll sign off on that note.
Last thing Tubby: word of advice, never let yourself be within 1000 miles of me, because I'd crack your fucking neck in two. The layer of blubber wouldn't save you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-04 18:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goodnight, scourge.
Love,
Someone whose comment matters
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-04 18:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good job proving yourself a cunt.
I'd kill your ass if I ever met you. You should know that. I'd make it painful.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-04 18:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck off sphag. ignorant piece of shit
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-04 18:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How's your brother Scourge? I'll always cherish the opportunity I had to defecate on his ugly Corpse. I still masturbate into his skull cavity from time to time.
Night night, princess.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-04 18:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just once I'd like to win an IMMORAL victory.
Anyhow, glad you enjoyed it.
And now... I am going to (hopefully) start another Pandemic-style free-for-all.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-04 18:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-04 18:00:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Such an ignorant paedophile....
Oh well, off to bed.
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WITH A CHILD? STOP BUMMING BABIES
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-04 18:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Such an ignorant paedophile....
Oh well, off to bed.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-04 17:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're still a cunt Sphagnum.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-04 17:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What is your point tough guy?
You're still a fucking fat seacow bastard.
Go off yourself and make the world a prettier place. Cunt.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-08-04 17:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
once again: hail to the baby king
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-04 17:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for lack of originality, shitforbrains.
That picture has been around for almost a year.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-04 17:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68988
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68988
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-04 17:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssshyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
self +2ing feels awesome. I suggest everyone do it all the time.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-04 17:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-08-04 17:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack McCallum is wasting his time on Ubersite. Really he is. But that is good news for YOU.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I second that. I'm also a really fucking nice guy though.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-04 17:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WAHT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU ABOUT A GERAMAN GIRL
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-04 17:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
scoooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrge
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-04 17:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cool then.
I am going to pick up the hyperactive Doberman from the kennel in the next little bit. It's going to be interesting.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-04 17:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You misunderstood me, you swarthy Pirate!!!
If I ran a contest like this on Uber, I would have done things pretty much exactly the same as you did...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm QUITE DRUNK
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:11:19 (#)
Ranking: -1
So let me get this straight:
I "won" a catagory but I didn't have to enter to win?
What the fuck kind of contest is this?
In other news, there very well may be a new Shlongy post on Monday and not for nothin', you and your entire group of friend(s) are going to be simply SICK when you see my next gem.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Nothing shocks or suprises me. I've allready been desensitized to everything.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations to all the weiners.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
NOW I see what happened...
I was in Saratoga the 27th through the 31 playing the horses - I did great for a change, by the way - and wondered what the fuck all this ADD shit that was irritating the piss out of me, was.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is an anti-competition
Rule number three was as follows.
3.) Rules are for dipshits.
I spelled this all out very clearly in the original post people.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:06:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
So... basically you handed out prizes to all your loyal acolytes.
I see.
I support this system...
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No.
The three original categories were given to those I felt deserved them.
If it helps there was a category for you as well, but I got sick of typing. I liked all of your entries a lot, I just liked Jacks more. As a matter of fact, you're one of the only people whose stuff I make it a point to read. No offense on this thing, big guy.
Almost forgot, to call Shlongy my acolyte is one of the best jokes I've heard in a while.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
So let me get this straight:
I "won" a catagory but I didn't have to enter to win?
What the fuck kind of contest is this?
In other news, there very well may be a new Shlongy post on Monday and not for nothin', you and your entire group of friend(s) are going to be simply SICK when you see my next gem.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gee, I'd have liked to have made mine more than 500 words too...
Oh well, +2 good writing!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DIPSHIT/'MO/ZITFACE/MONEY/SCOTCH/GOLF CATEGORY
http://www.ubersite.com/u/shlongy
I thought for sure this little bastard would enter this. I mean the contest rules were tailor made for his sorry ass. Oh well, probably for the best anyway, right?
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Look, you even won a category, Harrelson!!
Plus you fucked up with the scroll wheel. The one you need is below the one you gave.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So... basically you handed out prizes to all your loyal acolytes.
I see.
I support this system...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I missed a contest???
Well, this proves two things...probably more if I gave a shit.
1) Shlongy is sick of being DQ-ed from contests for NO REASON so he doesn't enter contests
1a) Because he's too cool for that
2) Shlongy ALSO doesn't bother to read your posts before rating them.
Nothing personal.
I don't read anyone's posts before I rate.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No prizes for darko. I asked him to enter my contest and he refused point blank.
It's on between me and him.
Seriously. It's going to be a camwhore-off.
It'll make hidden look like a shy little girl.
I'm going to post a camwhore with everything I post from now until I get bored with the idea. (probably tomorrow)
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I only told you that so that you would show me yours. I wanted to laugh and point and post the pictures. Sorry about that.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I relinked gofer in reviews.
It was an honets mistake. Really, his was the first one I laughed out loud at.
WTF? Jane, WTF?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:57:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
...and almost entered myself (unfortunately I am not a hermaphrodite, so the latter was impossible).
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That's not what you told me the other day.
Hermie.
I thought I'd finally met someone who was just like me.
*weeps*
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually I should give the contest a higher rating since my attention span is as wide as the attention span of someone too impatient to come up with a clever simile. 1.5. I enjoyed a few of the entries, hated a few, ignored a few, and almost entered myself (unfortunately I am not a hermaphrodite, so the latter was impossible).
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll gladly take a prize
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAH YOU HATE GOFERFORHIRE!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, and the contest was cool. +1.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:36:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm doing this because I wanted the -2 that breaks your heart to belong to me, not someone who hates you.
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Best reason for a -2 I've heard all day.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Way to link loki twice and gofer not at all.
Would you like some sports bars with your Haterade?
Hater.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't win o well awsome competition!
+2 for you
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
all of you...and i mean all of you...can suck my little feety dick.
forget 'hail to the king, baby' and HAIL TO THE KING BABY!
*victory kicks*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:36:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm doing this because I wanted the -2 that breaks your heart to belong to me, not someone who hates you.
Or I'm an asshole.
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Thank you lover.
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe some people actually wasted their time to do this and I can't believe I didn't enter. I want some damn cookies.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But I didn't really mean it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatoad?
I'll give you warts where your bum winks.
Those in the know that this is my best scourgey work: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83547
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm doing this because I wanted the -2 that breaks your heart to belong to me, not someone who hates you.
Or I'm an asshole.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not even honorable mention :[
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I understand all of them but 'e'
Please elaborate.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For various reasons I:
a) love you right now
b) hate you right now
c) want a cookie right now
d) take credit for feety's musical preference
e) am grossly offended by you
f) am entertained by you
g) owe you an mp3 and will get it to you this weekend
h)what post am I rating?
OMG I M LIEK TEH WINNAR
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww, man. I bunged up gofers title link.
Here it is: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91033
Sorry man.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAH.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
uberscourge.at.gmail.com
email me if you want your fucking prizes