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Submitted by Stogie (View user info) at 2006-08-05 04:36:15 EDT


From the moment I met you I knew you were different. Well, that's what you wanted me to believe. I guess loneliness will do a lot to a guys perception. I mean, each and every one of my friends said you were a crazy bitch, but I had to find out for myself.

It started off innocent enough, then I found out you had a boyfriend. How stupid of me was it to even pursue anything beyond that? So, I started playing along with your games, became the naive little kid you wanted all this time. Someone you could manipulate, someone you could use to make yourself feel better about yourself. Someone to give you all the attention you'd ever want. A lonely boy ready to say anything to make you happy. Ready to do anything for you, to tell you how beautiful and what a great person you were. Who, when he truly looked at you, he saw the ugly little girl you'd never admit to. How badly you pretended to be everything you truly thought you were. The one who saw the bitterness, the condescending, arrogant, two faced, hormonal, attention getting cunt you really were. Did I ever say anything though? No, I needed you. At that time I really did need someone, it didn't matter who though. Even if that person interrupted every 3 words with how much harder she had it.

You always said how alike we were, how we thought so much alike. Oh how it disgusted me every time I heard it. Then again, it was true. You reminded me of what I used to be. Everything I hated about myself I could see in you. Every time we talked, I could feel myself lose more and more restrain on what I really wanted to say. Every time you called me honey, or sweety, or any bullshit condescending word you could think of to make yourself feel like the one who knew it all, I wanted to scream at you. But no, I still held it in.

You thought of yourself as my personal savior, you thought you knew all my problems and exactly how to fix them. Get a fucking clue and realize you don't even fucking know whats wrong with you. You're just as confused and lost as I am, but you try so hard to make it look like you've got all the answers. Pull your head out of your ass, and take a look at your surroundings. It's full of problems you delude yourself into thinking are just fine. All those useless factoids you know don't mean shit in this world. Always said I was the one with horrible conversation skills, I say you're a hypocrite. I tried, I talked honestly with you. I told you the perversity's of my mind, my dreams, my aspirations, regrets, insecurities, music I made, things I wrote, my opinions of the world. All I ever heard about was how many pills you had taken, how much you drank, your lame pets, how much pain you were in, how bad your headaches were, your sims, every stupid little thought that crossed your jaded mind. No wonder I became more and more quiet when we talked, but I took it in stride, I thought maybe eventually you'd say something worth listening to. How could you? You don't do shit all day other than play the sims. Lost in a world where you can make everything happy, where none of your problems can surface, where you can make the people do anything you want. No wonder you loved it so much...

I was paranoid, you knew this and took advantage of it, slipping little comments in that I played stupid about. You loved every minute of it. So did I. Maybe you were paranoid too, maybe just vain but you thought everything was directed at you. So, honey, I finally wrote something for you. I hope you enjoy it.

Sorry Ubersite, I know everyone hates things like this.

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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-05 23:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yer sure welcome!

I'm actually a tad more sympathetic than I appear.

You get full points for reacting to my harshness in such a mature way. I just thought I would lead with brutal honesty and let you take it or leave it.

I am pleasantly surprised you took it so well.

Something tells me you will be just fine.

r.


Submitted by Stogie (user info) at 2006-08-05 15:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

haha, as harsh as that was Rob, it is true. Thanks in a weird way

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-05 14:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

look, you let it happen.

You have nothing to rant about... certainly not bitterly.

If you thought she was a bitch and you put up with her shit because you were lonely- that is YOUR FAULT.

I mean, I think that little blurb was well written... and if that was just fiction then good on you- but it seems like you really are purging your soul here on ubersite.

How cute.

I don't know what to tell you- you brought it on yourself. She was a miserable cunt... and you put up with that shit?

FUCK that.

You are weak. You obviously didn't like this girl... you need to ask yourself why you felt the urge to remain in such close proximity to someone who was so unlikable.

I just cut people like that off... I suggest you do the same. And get confidence, stupid.

(God bless the soul of Phil Hartman.)

Other than that... good luck to you. Glad you had your chance to spray your grief up against the uberwall.

Now stop being such a pussy, suck it up, pick better friends and run along and find what ever sense of self you can as you seem lost.

r.


Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-08-05 12:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have had a run in with two similar worthless women.

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-08-05 12:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So how did it end up? I bet you two lovebirds are still together. Are we invited to the wedding?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-05 12:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow, what a bitch.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-05 10:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Sorry Ubersite, I know everyone hates things like this."

====

Then you'll understand me when I say that this post is grade A shit.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-05 09:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Bitter rants are fun. http://www.ubersite.com/m/91415



Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-05 06:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah, I just don't care.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-05 04:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You got it champ.....

Fucking hate it when whiney arse teenage boys get dumped and then come on here and call their ex's bitchs.

Submitted by cjpfta (user info) at 2006-08-05 04:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Sounds like a dirty cunt.


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