A Brief History of Electro, Part I: Everyone's Favorite Animator. (1244 hits)
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Submitted by gascs <someone.at.somewhere.com> (View user info) at 2006-08-07 10:44:56 EDT
Electro: the first month. August, 2003. Believe it or not, Electro managed to make a whopping 36 posts in his first month on ubersite, which is especially amazing considering that he didn't start until August 10. As you might expect, the first month of Electro is full of "Electringlish" (which is sort of like Ebonics but without the edgy hip-hop feel) and superb animations. Quality ranges from bad to Electro bad.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/11822 - The first great Electringlish quote, "but there is one thing we all can agreed on".
http://www.ubersite.com/m/11965 - Electro's first animation on ubersite, soon to be followed by hundreds of more blocks and stick figures with oddly colored heads and no sense of storylines.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/11987 - Electro begins his agenda against Bill Gates, avenging the lives of his mother and father who were evidently killed in a terrible Microsoft Office Upgrade accident.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/12015 - I am autistic! Wait, I meant insane!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/12037 - Actually on the Electro scale, not a terrible post, but I really have to assume he didn't write this one. It just isn't his style. No Electringlish.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/12060 - Even worse than usual, and bad on the Electro scale can't be measured by ordinary human methods or devices.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/12107 - I ask myself this question almost every day.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/12188 - Electro's first godforsaken animated series.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/12409 - Electringlish: "When you be rude to me, you end up here and you wont be removed."
http://www.ubersite.com/m/11408 - Electringlish: "Our heroes have gonna against the evil worm virus and kicked its ass for all time."
http://www.ubersite.com/m/12463 - Electro's first whiny message about people hating his shitty animations. People will continue to hate them for the next 3 years.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/12467 - Electro tells everyone he's an artist! Wait, I meant autist!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/12512 - Electro discovers email forwards and decides to share this wonderful medium of communication and humor with everybody.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/12734 - The animations just keep coming and coming!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/12747 - You might have thought that they don't have pianos in asylums because crazy people could cut / hang themselves with piano wire, but this is the real reason.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/13008 - IT help from Electro. I probably don't have to say this, but you might want to think twice before following the directions on this page.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/10291 - Electro gets a digital camera to take pictures of his Lego sets. Man, I wish I were kidding.
User Reviews
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-09-02 12:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
get to the Togu
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-07 14:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ummm, yes
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-07 14:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aces.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-07 12:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ummm, no
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-07 11:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
More Electringlish.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2003-08-30 17:48:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Err, Jake is a name I randoming chosen. I didn't know there was a real person named Jake on here.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-07 11:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear God, why?
Oh. Right. You get a hit for every time somebody hits their back button.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-07 11:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bwahaha.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-07 11:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just clicked on all those links so that has got to mean +2.
Right?
-Dave
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-07 11:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When's a "Brief History of Shlongy" expected in the bookstores?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-08-07 11:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How charming!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-07 11:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bad to electro bad haha
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-07 11:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, Electro is real?
***dies***
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-08-07 11:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-07 11:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!
-- Homer Simpson
Flaming Moe's
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-07 11:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read this yet, but I know I'm going to THOROUGHLY enjoy it
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-07 10:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried to send an email to someone.at.somewhere.com and it bounced back.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-07 10:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOORAY FOR ELECTRO
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-07 10:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not quite as good as Ingsoc's last post, though.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-07 10:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is like when Rainman goes on a date with the hooker. Except Tom Cruise isn't around to keep him from tapping it.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-07 10:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is going to be my favorite post ever.