The Passion of Anti-Semitism (366 hits)
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Submitted by Robert C. <robby520.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-08-07 17:00:50 EDT
So Mel Gibson an alcoholic who hates Jews. Really, who gives a shit? What I want to know is why the
hell that asshats's mug shot is all over the news. It's hard enough to digest whats going
on with the rest of the world without have to see that pricks face everytime I turn on the tv.
Take for example the Lebanese and Israelis' both attempting to exterminate each other. We
also have to deal with the reality that more troops will have to be shipped to Iraq because just
as we all expected, shit over there isn't ever going to improve. Seems we as a country are very
good at going in and blowing shit up, but once all the blowing shit up is checked
off the list, we stand there clueless holding our big red white and blue dick in our
hand while the rest of the world uncomfortably watches and thinks to themselves "wtf"
We aslo have North Koreans over there launching missiles for the sole intention of
pissing the United States off (I think thats pretty damn cool by the way).
Yet all we can talk about is Mel Gibson having a few drinks and mouthing off. C'mon, who hasn't
bad mouthed the Jews while drunk? I know I have.
...And by the way,I'm not buying all the apologies, but most
people aren't as sharp as me.I suppose from the perspective of the mass, he's going
about it the right way. I think Mel owes his PR agent a big wet blow job. He has
already begun planning meetings with the
leaders of the Jewish community in order to save his face, what a joke. That
hack has never earned a dime from me, I work for my money. I have gone out
of my way to avoid every movie that second rate Burt Reynolds has ever been
affiliated with, seriously. Take a look at that guy's filmography sometime. With
hits like "Chicken Run" and "What Women Want" (by the way Mel, last time I
checked alcoholic anti-Semites weren't at the top of the list of what women
want) it's hard to understand why this asshole is on the cover of every
magazine I walk across on my way to the beer section at the grocery store.
...But for the record, I don't hate Mel Gibson. Tom Cruise, Star Jones, and Will
smith I hate. Mel Gibson to me is a joke. His movies have always sucked, his
hair has always looked stupid (especially in the 80's, looks like he got hair tips
from Uncle Jessie), and even his voice over's in cartoon movies suck
(Pocahontas and Chicken Run). Mel Gibson even managed to turn a perfectly
good gore flick (The Passion of Christ) into shit by adding all this stupid stuff
about Jesus. Mel Gibson is a worthless turd. Mel Gibson should have been a
goddamn grease monkey changing my oil every couple thousand miles. How
he was able to advance so far on the lame ass Hollywood totem pole is
beyond me. Mel Gibson, you suck. I hope you rot, and not because you're
racist. Simply because you're a smug prick, Fuck you.
User Reviews
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-08 23:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by fun_with_needles (user info) at 2006-08-08 23:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mad Max. Payback.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WAKE UP WHITE PEOPLE!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because this is the first time I've ever seen a post recieve a minus one. Wow.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was right: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91441
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
K um ... wasn't this post JUST done?