Paris Hilton (996 hits)
Category: NewsRating: 0.78 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <kdlis.at.mtu.edu> (View user info) at 2006-08-07 17:01:42 EDT
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/07/people.parishilton.ap/index.html?section=cnn_latest
I'll give it less than a month before the whore gives some guy herpes.
I'm making a pool. Who ever guesses the right timeframe that she goes back to fucking, wins 10 +2's
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Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I can almost believe her. (But 2 guys? C'mon, it's gotta be at least 10.)
She would fit the role as the biggest tease in history.
Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2006-08-08 11:21:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:13:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:07:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Watching this woman die would grant me absolute satisfaction like no orgasm ever could.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-08 11:09:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-08-07 20:02:19 (#)
Ranking: 1
people hate her because they want to be her.
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Bullshit.
I hate her. I'm a man who doesn't wish to crossdress.
Thus, you are disproven.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-08 11:02:12 EDT (#)
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btw, she's an aquarius. we have her passport on file here. soooo tempting to do things with that.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-08 10:56:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-08-07 20:02:19 (#)
Ranking: 1
I think people hate her because they want to be her. Who wouldnt want to be unimaginably wealthy no matter how worthless they are? Some people just hate to work. I pity her, she leads a troubled life.
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This is why people hate her:
"thats hottttt durrr im like princess diana durrr i dont have sex and tape it anymore cause im not into that durrr doesnt that make me classy durrr no one knows why im famous"
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-08 10:51:00 EDT (#)
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i thought she already did?
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-08-08 10:49:47 EDT (#)
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"'I've been in cars trying to get away from speeding paparazzi before and it's horrible, so I can relate to Diana and the problems she had,' Hilton is quoted as saying."
stupid fucking twat
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-08 08:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WAIT, wait, wait...
did any of you guys actually READ the article?!?
Look at the fourth paragraph:
"The Hilton Hotels heir and uber-socialite told the magazine she is "very shy" and relates to the late Princess Diana, who was hounded by photographers."
UBER-socialite! HA!
Truly, the future is Uber...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-08 03:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I loved that episode of South Park.
Poor little Butters...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-07 20:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't care.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-08-07 20:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think people hate her because they want to be her. Who wouldnt want to be unimaginably wealthy no matter how worthless they are? Some people just hate to work. I pity her, she leads a troubled life.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-08-07 19:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:07:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Watching this woman die would grant me absolute satisfaction like no orgasm ever could.
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Sounds right
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-07 18:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Make that THREE guys.
Because, you guessed it; Shlongy fucked her, too.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God, she makes me throw up in my mouth and choke.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I doesn't care for these thing
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
two men in her entire life?
Oh, puhlease..........I wouldnt wish teh aids on anyone, but if I never heard her name
again, I would be oh, so happy.
TTOM, the 26th? Really? That is more than two weeks away. I give it thru this weekend......
at best.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
By the time you read this, she'll be back on the cock.
PUT THE DICK DOWN.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For her to be celibate, even temporarily, can only undo a smidge of the damage she has caused the porn industry.
Have you SEEN "one night in paris"?!?!?
FOR SHITS SAKE
SHE SHOULD NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:07:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Watching this woman die would grant me absolute satisfaction like no orgasm ever could.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I say the 26th of August
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:07:13 EDT (#)
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Watching this woman die would grant me absolute satisfaction like no orgasm ever could.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone should shoot her in the head.
no, wait, that won't do anything.
i mean heart. yeah.