a little about your new member (636 hits)
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Submitted by <jonesar.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-08-08 03:15:14 EDT
While getting drunk with a whole bunch of homosexual friends of mine, a dog with no name approached, ever so quietly...I said..."Why hello there little fella, what's your name?" The dog shit in my face (side note...I was eating his ass while asking him said question) and said "I don't have a name ass hole." My homosexual friends thought the dog was super cool like Spuds McKenzey, took him, and left me for dead by the river (side note: the dog filled my mouth with shit and i could no longer breath) (side note to side note: It was a golden retriever, not like Spuds.) As I layed on the water front gasping for air, a sort of ripple grew from the center of the lake spreading towards the sandy shore where death patiently waited for me. From the center of the massive body of water a light shone, and from that light i could see a face. Perfect in every way, it was the face of an angel. The face told me her name was Brandon and she spoke...Like an angelic song the words drifted from her lips... "How can I help you?" My mouth was full of shit, but i tried my best. "I an't breeve, I mouf es ull of sit." She just looked at me with a curious face and spoke again, "I can't understand you, your mouth is full of shit. Good-bye." Brandon went back into the lake. The ripples disappeared, and i was alone once more. My breathing became more shallow... My time... Almost up... As I saw my life flashing before my eyes, the last thing i remembered was... WAIT A MINUTE!!! It wasn't shit at all!!! I was so drunk that i thought there was a dog with no name, his name was Pacho Villa, and my friends... they weren't gay... and the shit... wasn't shit at all... they just thought it would be funny to jack-off on my face, and because I was afraid to swallow, I almost choked to death. So, I swallowed every last drop, gathered myself and thought... I can explain everything except for the lady in the lake... The perfect angel, the woman of my dreams... Brandon...
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:12:41 EST (#)
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email city
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-13 12:12:25 EST (#)
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hahahahah
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-11-09 08:08:20 EST (#)
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What the fuck?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-09 08:06:55 EST (#)
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Willkommen!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:53:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:52:35 (#)
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OH NOES !!! some whiney little fucktard -2'd all my posts!! LOL!!!
You must feel so embarrassed SO much of the time.
Are you a homo by the way? I assume that is why you stalk me?
Well I'm stright buddy, it ain't gonna happen.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-23 18:00:57 EDT (#)
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Why was this crap brought back to light?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-23 17:49:41 EDT (#)
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+2 in hopes we can make peace.
Friends?
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-21 23:05:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-08 05:20:34 (#)
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Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2006-08-08 04:35:10 (#)
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im sure you wouldn't even notice i was there beaner
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But I do have a very tight ass.
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you won't when I'm done with it....
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-21 21:26:14 EDT (#)
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A steaming pile. .
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-09 15:37:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2006-08-08 04:04:37 (#)
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the enter key? how about i enter your ass with my can of tuna
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mmm, now I'm horny
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-08 09:23:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-08 05:20:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2006-08-08 04:35:10 (#)
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im sure you wouldn't even notice i was there beaner
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But I do have a very tight ass.
Submitted by cjpfta (user info) at 2006-08-08 05:04:22 EDT (#)
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My homosexual friends never shit in my mouth. They're content to let it droop out of my mouth.
Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2006-08-08 04:47:11 EDT (#)
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i almost died you dolt. can you read or do you just always puke on your keyboard to make words?
Submitted by fun_with_needles (user info) at 2006-08-08 04:41:54 EDT (#)
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needs more pictures.
of you dead.
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-08-08 04:38:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2006-08-08 04:35:10 EDT (#)
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im sure you wouldn't even notice i was there beaner
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-08 04:30:18 EDT (#)
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holy big block of writing, batman
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-08 04:26:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2006-08-08 04:04:37 (#)
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the enter key? how about i enter your ass with my can of tuna
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Go for it ladyboy.
Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2006-08-08 04:04:37 EDT (#)
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the enter key? how about i enter your ass with my can of tuna
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-08 04:00:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2006-08-08 03:21:09 (#)
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don't be gay
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Reading the post, then the review made me laugh.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-08 03:57:24 EDT (#)
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WTF? What is the matter with you, you seemed to have used all the keys available to you on your keyboard EXCEPT the ENTER key. We on UBER like the ENTER KEY (on a side note STFU!)WTF? What is the matter with you, you seemed to have used all the keys available to you on your keyboard EXCEPT the ENTER key. We on UBER like the ENTER KEY (on a side note STFU!)WTF? What is the matter with you, you seemed to have used all the keys available to you on your keyboard EXCEPT the ENTER key. We on UBER like the ENTER KEY (on a side note STFU!)WTF? What is the matter with you, you seemed to have used all the keys available to you on your keyboard EXCEPT the ENTER key. We on UBER like the ENTER KEY (on a side note STFU!)WTF? What is the matter with you, you seemed to have used all the keys available to you on your keyboard EXCEPT the ENTER key. We on UBER like the ENTER KEY (on a side note STFU!)WTF? What is the matter with you, you seemed to have used all the keys available to you on your keyboard EXCEPT the ENTER key. We on UBER like the ENTER KEY (on a side note STFU!)
Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2006-08-08 03:29:19 EDT (#)
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how about a fresca?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-08-08 03:23:59 EDT (#)
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I want what you're on.
Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2006-08-08 03:21:09 EDT (#)
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don't be gay
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-08 03:18:58 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about ballsonurchin
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Let me just be the first to break this uber hymen.