A Brief History of Electro, part 2: The Golden Age of Electro (1219 hits)
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Submitted by gascs <someone.at.somewhere.com> (View user info) at 2006-08-08 10:04:25 EDT
While Electro got his first 36 posts out in 21 days, posting at the rate of a normal human being it would take him 6 months before he finished his next 36. Though it's hard to believe, Electro actually has several positively-rated posts in this time frame. This section is full of complaints about Microsoft, Record Companies, AOL, and anything else you can imagine.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/13215 - Yes, Electro really did get a digital camera to take pictures of his Lego sets.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/13665 - Electro stands up to record companies. Who can disagree with, "They think music artists sing so they can get rich off their asses while the artists is singing only to show the world how well they sing and have good beat."
http://www.ubersite.com/m/13983 - Electro learns that he can get good ratings is by ruthlessly (well, in his own way) making fun of somebody. It's like he's becoming the evil he despises, like when Luke Skywalker looks at his black-gloved robotic hand.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/14055 - Some people might just think this in their head, but fortunately for everyone Electro tells everybody that he needs an idea.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/14078 - Electro's fascination with stick figure rape porno begins. This is pretty well received, but he can't leave well enough alone and has to post the exact same thing seventeen hours later with a different title.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/15261 - Electro's seventeenth birthday. Who knew he was over 11 years old?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/15425 - OMG WTF GUYS I FOUND A LINK TO A WEBSITE!! LOL OMG IT'S SO FUNEEEE!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/19411 - Electro makes a pseudo-political joke. No, seriously.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21394 - "This took me a while to compile because my numpad area buttons are abit sticky because of a small accident." That's really all that needs to be said about this one.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21470 - Y'know how pretty much all web comics are bad? Imagine what it would be like if Electro started one. Wait, you don't have to imagine because all the horror you've ever wanted to see begins with that link right there. Somehow he manages to post parts 1 through 10 within 2 days. As far as I can tell, he never finished it, so nobody will ever know if Bill Gates succeeded in his diabolical scheme to steal all of the world's ice cream. That's really what it's about.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21535 - This is part 8, 9, and 10 of the "Electro Comic" but it's so ingenious that it really deserves a special mention. I have no idea what he intended by, "This is a nice 3 comic special so, I couldn't exist" but I don't think he really meant it.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21555 - You might think it's the most boring thing in the world to watch people play real video games, but you'd be wrong. The most boring thing is watching an "animated" fake one that Electro put together for everyone's enjoyment!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21716 - This isn't an Electro post at all, but it's a great summarization of the "Electro Comic" so you don't need to look at all 15 parts.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22034 - Holy shit this is Electro bad.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/15629
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26616 - This might be off topic, but I've noticed that Electro has a weird obsession with MickGinny.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27335 - Uber Tour, proof that even Electro can get good ratings with enough namewhoring.
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-09-02 12:31:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-09 02:31:38 EDT (#)
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Politics, Iraq.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-08-08 21:54:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:22:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:14:04 (#)
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I was hoping that site existed. =(
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:14:04 EDT (#)
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I was hoping that site existed. =(
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:07:52 EDT (#)
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http://www.jeffreywellmanrocks.com
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-08 14:59:11 EDT (#)
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I'll help.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-08 14:47:05 EDT (#)
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Why doesn't this have more reviews?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-08 14:34:24 EDT (#)
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best series ever
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-08 12:46:37 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/36680
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-08 12:43:15 EDT (#)
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I got Electro to make me a game once.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-08 11:58:15 EDT (#)
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Electro is my alter.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-08 11:20:33 EDT (#)
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oh god, I wouldn't even know where to begin finding all the aim chats I've posted of electro
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-08 10:28:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2003-12-28 14:01:40 (#)
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Dont listen to these turds.
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HAHAHA I loved that period of time where Method was all nice to Electro.
Next do the period in time where Electro's shift in attention goes from MickGinny to Bart.
And there should be an installment of all the Electro AIM posts.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-08 10:26:44 EDT (#)
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That post by Lisa is one of my favorites ever.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-08 10:26:01 EDT (#)
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I love this synopsis. It's like Electro: The Formative Years.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-08 10:23:04 EDT (#)
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hahahaahahaha that Lisa post killed me, I fuckin love her
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2006-08-08 10:18:52 EDT (#)
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I didn't realize it, but that fourth link from the bottom has one of my first reviews on this site.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-08 10:17:04 EDT (#)
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Electro is a dark nightmare that escaped Shlongys fevered dreams
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-08-08 10:15:33 EDT (#)
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But whom posted the single post that will occupy most of my day... and why?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-08 10:11:15 EDT (#)
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LUKE SKYWALKER
(-1 for filename, sorry)
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-08 10:09:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-08 10:09:04 EDT (#)
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Wait, Electro is STILL real???
***dies again***
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-08 10:06:49 EDT (#)
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I never really enjoyed History (despite my History degree) but this is oh, so fascinating.
The history of retards.