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Category: Humor

Rating: 0.81 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <naysayer09.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-06-19 21:11:48 EDT




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Submitted by Alabama (user info) at 2003-06-21 01:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, about the coat...maybe. But I've seen plenty of skinny guys built like girls.

As for the adam's apple, how the hell can you tell? It's all covered in metal!




Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-06-21 01:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Taking another look, dosen't look like there's an adam's apple, and he/she has a small build if you look at the coat.

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-06-21 01:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Guy or Girl? It's a tough desicion, like spotting transvestites, look @ the bone structure of the chin, cheeks and nose. I say girl, as the face is more round, might have been smooth, and possibly has dimples.

Submitted by Alabama (user info) at 2003-06-21 00:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

By the way, how are any of you actually sure that this is female?

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-21 00:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Gentlemen, I believe I have now seen a girl that I will never have sex with, because I would die of alcohol poisoning before I did that. Twice.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-21 00:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this makes me want to punch someone.

Submitted by hairowen (user info) at 2003-06-21 00:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Wow... thats scary. I wonder if his/her brain could leak out through all those holes? I'd pay to see that.

Submitted by Alabama (user info) at 2003-06-21 00:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Y'know, I'll bet she's just trying to get some attention. I mean, really, just look at that hair. Orange? Gimme a fucking break.

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2003-06-19 21:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'd be tempted to run a string through each of those piercings and give a firm yank. Her face would just totally rip off.

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-06-19 21:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My new wallpaper.

Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-06-19 21:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

wow.


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