St. Eubrie - Bad Dealings Behind the KwikSnak (511 hits)
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Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2006-08-08 15:02:19 EDT
It was Sunday, July 27th, 2008. James Dupont was found dead at the St. Eubrie Reservoir. It appears he had his feet cemented then he was dumped into the water to die a watery death. But whom killed him and why?
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James Dupont, 34, has lived a life of crime and drug dealing, as well as being worked by the local mafia. Even though he was great at doing his job, he was failing to pay all money he made to the mafia, and he has been warned and almost caught many a times that if he was caught stealing from them, he would be sleeping with the fishies.
Today would be his last day being alive. As James worked behind the KwikSnak selling people the drugs they want, one of the people from the mafia spyed upon him and noticed that bits of money was being pocketed and the rest placed into an envelope. He was busted on the spot. The spy left to tell the boss what he seen and the boss didn't liked what he heard. He didn't like that he wasn't being paid in full. He didn't like people whom backstabbed him. After James worked behind the KwikSnak, he headed to the Riverside Warehouses to deliever the money he made, unknowning that the boss and few of is helpers awaited him.
As James approached the boss to deliver the cash, his helpers grab him by the arms. "Tsk tsk tsk" said the boss, "I have warned you plenty of times James, that if I catch you stealing from me, that you would pay the price."
"I don't know what you are talking about. The money is all there." said James.
"Oh really?...Then explain why one of my people watched you for over an hour, stealing money from me." said the boss. "James, I have caught you, and now you must sleep with the fishies. Get him out of my sight."
"Nooooooo!!! Please! Give me another chance!" screamed James as he was dragged out of the warehouse and off to the reservoir... James was warned that he should have paid in full, but now he has been delivered to his grave, he paid in full, with his life.
User Reviews
Submitted by Snalty (user info) at 2006-08-18 20:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uhhh no.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-09 15:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by OfficeZombie (user info) at 2006-08-09 14:15:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
So it took the mob actually physically seeing him pocket money to know he was stealing? Didn't they keep track of how much money that cheating guido was supposed to turn in? Well, anyways. I'm glad they killed him.
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ah, you're missing the point, but thanks for playing!
Submitted by OfficeZombie (user info) at 2006-08-09 14:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So it took the mob actually physically seeing him pocket money to know he was stealing? Didn't they keep track of how much money that cheating guido was supposed to turn in? Well, anyways. I'm glad they killed him.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-09 13:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oooh snap.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-09 13:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by adjones619 (user info) at 2006-08-09 12:52:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Reading your reviews I see everyone still thinks you're stories are worthless like taking apicture of Oprah naked. No one wants to see that like no one like to read your stuff
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that's true, they only want pictures
Submitted by adjones619 (user info) at 2006-08-09 12:52:18 EDT (#)
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Reading your reviews I see everyone still thinks you're stories are worthless like taking apicture of Oprah naked. No one wants to see that like no one like to read your stuff
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-09 12:43:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by adjones619 (user info) at 2006-08-09 12:37:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Here I am away in Iraq for a year, I come home to see whats been going on on one of my favorite site and the first review I read happens to JonnyX with the same old tired ass stories. Maybe you should go somewhere to work on you MATERIAL. Aer you still a TS, TV or cross dresser what ever it is that you were doing.
THATS RIGHT I AM BACK
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cool, it's nice to see more of my fan club show up. Just try not to get banned right away, ok dipshit?
This story is called Paid In Full, do a Ubersite search for it.
Submitted by adjones619 (user info) at 2006-08-09 12:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here I am away in Iraq for a year, I come home to see whats been going on on one of my favorite site and the first review I read happens to JonnyX with the same old tired ass stories. Maybe you should go somewhere to work on you MATERIAL. Aer you still a TS, TV or cross dresser what ever it is that you were doing.
THATS RIGHT I AM BACK
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-09 03:32:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2006-08-08 22:15:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-08 19:39:15 EDT (#)
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Ahahahaha and such
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-08-08 18:22:32 EDT (#)
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Jonnny!, putting his stick in someone else's fuzz-covered turd.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-08 17:45:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-08 17:39:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that one of those really eloquent reviews you're renowned for?
Probably.
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YAY SFAGGY!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-08 17:39:03 EDT (#)
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Is that one of those really eloquent reviews you're renowned for?
Probably.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-08 17:24:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:59:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
JonnyX = Auto -2 Forever.
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YAY SFAGGY!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-08 17:09:20 EDT (#)
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guess
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:59:21 EDT (#)
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JonnyX = Auto -2 Forever.
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:36:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
If anyone is interested there is about a foot and a half of unwashed homeless-guy asscrack being exposed on the corner of Market and First in downtown San Francisco right at this moment like some kind of impromptu performance art.
What a great fuckin town.
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Oh shit, Jack is from SF?
I live in Fremont and I go to school in SF.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:42:33 EDT (#)
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Finally something halfway decent, jonny-cakes.
+2 for no lame lingerie picture.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:37:24 EDT (#)
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but whom stole this.... and why?????
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:36:35 EDT (#)
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If anyone is interested there is about a foot and a half of unwashed homeless-guy asscrack being exposed on the corner of Market and First in downtown San Francisco right at this moment like some kind of impromptu performance art.
What a great fuckin town.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, now I see you're ALSO plagiarizing MY "Chumley" line, too...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:15:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:03:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
...it's an homage...get it?
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THE GAY AGENDA CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM!!!!!!!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:03:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:58:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
-2PLAGIARISM
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let me splain something to you, chumly...
When YOU do it, it's a rip-off; when I do it, it's an homage...get it?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-2PLAGIARISM
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm... I don't think St. Ubrie is a big enough town to have a mafia, but I didn't mind the way you...
*whisper, whisper*
What?
Oh.......
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm telling.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:16:31 EDT (#)
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Plagiarism is a serious, violent, and likely overlooked crime in St Eubrie, I imagine.
You must now sleep with the fishies.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:15:49 EDT (#)
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Pure shite +2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:13:46 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I just rubbed it out...been doing a lot of that lately
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:08:38 EDT (#)
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I was going to pen a post very similar to this...but I was gonna use a "water motif"...and maybe talk about fishies, too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:07:41 EDT (#)
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