Your Souls are Black (686 hits)
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Submitted by Office Zombie (View user info) at 2006-08-08 15:37:40 EDT
I'm new to the site so my heart is still a healthy reddish color. Unlike most of you tainted bastards. Your souls are black as night. I consider myself almost impossible to offend, but I'm not going lie. That shit about fucking the corpse of a terminally ill little girl was as close as anyone as ever gotten. I used to say that the only thing that could offend me was real life. I'm not going to say that anymore. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing.
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Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-09 15:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't hate me! Hate Hannah's Brain tumor!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-08-09 12:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Office Zombie
Submitted by OfficeZombie (user info) at 2006-08-09 12:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Emo alert? You retards need to learn how to take a joke. I already told you the post was a joke from the start. You think I give a shit if you write about fucking babies? Nah, you can write about jesus fucking you in the ass while you eat out the pope for all I care. It was a joke. Grow up you fucking lifeless pansies.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-08-09 09:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My balls are blue.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-09 09:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by AntsOhyeahsure (user info) at 2006-08-09 08:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Emo Alert!!!!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-09 07:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG..I mean OMFG!!
I am so offended by your shamless shenanigans on this site that I am going to continue using and visiting this site!!!
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Yeah man....way to make a point.
Submitted by fun_with_needles (user info) at 2006-08-08 23:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ubersite is by far, the best site ever.
Dead baby sex is overated anyway. I have yet to see a horse eating a baby. Please, won't someone help me out here?
Submitted by necrofeelya (user info) at 2006-08-08 23:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-08 23:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's all true. Get out while you can.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-08-08 22:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Then there's only one thing to do.
Get drunk.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-08 22:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Comedy is subjective... skull fucking infants is offensive. The very thought of it is horrifying and makes me quite uncomfortable...
...yet somehow it's funny.
Besides, in an absurd way all of the jokes and horrible behavior are helping raise awareness for what seems to be a fairly altruistic cause.
(Hawaii should be SUPER!)
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-08-08 22:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-08 20:32:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
you wouldn't know humor if it manifested itself as a tumor in your baby's head.
and jgreening wouldn't know humor if it walked in and started shooting classmates and teachers.
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See, this is funny stuff, right here.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-08 22:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-08 20:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you wouldn't know humor if it manifested itself as a tumor in your baby's head.
and jgreening wouldn't know humor if it walked in and started shooting classmates and teachers.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-08-08 20:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-08 19:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Back off Jackoff
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-08 17:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89693
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-08-08 17:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Once you've been here for a while, it changes. Like when you get bored of dead baby jokes.
Desensetized to everything.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-08 17:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by OfficeZombie (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:48:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Out of curiosity. What kind of rating did the post of the chick crushing the kitten fetch?
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It did not fair well as it was a Fat Tony post.
It serves as a good Uber user identification lesson though, because you can see who the trolls are by looking at who makes comments about eating it, jacking off on it, etc.
Just go to his user info and look for kitten killer. It's pretty fucking nasty though.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-08 17:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 cuz you're right.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-08 17:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about OfficeZombie
User id: 28132
Registered on or around: 2006-08-06 20:08:25
# Messages posted: 4
# Reviews written: 4
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 43
# Hits: 603
Average rating of all messages: -0.08
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I never get a review from you. This is uber it makes the skin so much tougher
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
According to the Yankees you should be PC and say Our Souls are African-American.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:29:49 EDT (#)
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Yeah, we do. http://helphannah.org ... anything will help.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shall I help you out here?
Sure why not.
See the issue is that there are certain people on here who are well gosh how to say this, useless little fucks. You'll figure out who these people are sooner or later if you stick around. Who knows what they're motivation is, maybe they are meek little shits in real life and feel empowered over the internet because they know that no one can reach through the screen and smack them or maybe they're just taking the piss.
The best thing really is to give them the attention they deserve. Sometimes you just can't help but make a snipe back at them, but I honestly think that this just encourages this behavior.
At any rate, you're right about the prevalence of assholes around here lately. It seems to be driving the good posters away from the site and in general lowering the overall mentality of the site. I've damn near lost interest here too. Odd thing really because there are usually a handful of people that keep me coming back so I never completely escape. Then by the time those people get sick of the shit and leave, there is another group of people around I like so it's a revolving door but to me there are people like scooge or average_dan et al that make it worth wading through the wave of shlongy and caul type of crap.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, your soul is negro, so there!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You'll love this one, too!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87872
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah and?
Submitted by OfficeZombie (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:05:16 EDT (#)
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As long as you guys take donations in small ass increments. I am poor as fuck.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:04:05 EDT (#)
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Yo dude, but we've also raised $700 from these black souled scoundrels. Hopefully you'll donate as well?
Submitted by OfficeZombie (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:02:58 EDT (#)
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Yup, that's usually the case. Luckily this post wasn't supposed to be taken as seriously as half of you did.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:58:37 EDT (#)
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I'M SO PROUD!!!
WHEN DO I GET MY PRIZE?
Have you ever noticed that people who say 'I am not easily offended' are.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
O SNAP!!
You've been flushed!!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:51:14 EDT (#)
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My turds are black and runny with little pieces of bright yellow corn floating around.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:49:22 EDT (#)
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So's your asshole and you don't see me posting about that, do you?
Submitted by OfficeZombie (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Out of curiosity. What kind of rating did the post of the chick crushing the kitten fetch?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:47:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:44:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Buckle up.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That shit about fucking the corpse of a terminally ill little girl was as close as anyone as ever gotten.
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SHENANIGANS - much, MUCH worse has been done here
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That's nothin. Ever see the video of the girl in high heels crushing a kitten.
THAT was the worst thing ever put on here.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Buckle up.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy did your mom
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:43:27 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/53426
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:43:25 EDT (#)
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This coming from the guy who beats up little kids and calls a girl a slut for not wanting to cheat on her boyfriend. Thanks for playing.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:42:07 EDT (#)
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I'm not black, but my penis is.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:40:18 EDT (#)
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yes, as a matter of fact my soul IS as black as night. Now excuse me while I go cut myself and cry.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMGWTFILOVEUBBQMETHODPBJ!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Haha skate it off. You're going to see MUCH worse if you stay here long enough. Most of us have developed an incredibly thick skin.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/vermin