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[i'm always] pissed off -------- A Loki Post (857 hits)

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Rating: 1.51 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by GANK (View user info) at 2006-08-08 17:32:32 EDT


This is a remix of a standard Loki post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91536 .
Anything not in brackets is what she wrote.

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[no] excitement at the house [ever]

except that I [post about it all the time]

There was a rather [boring] storm yesterday afternoon. When we got home, we discovered that one of the [boring] trees in the [boring] yard got hit by [something boring]. There is a [non-exciting] streak running down the entire length of the trunk and it must have been quite [uninteresting] because [i'm posting about it]. [Gas & poop], but other than that [you all can breathe a sigh of relief for how much you care about me because] the house seems to have escaped damage.

[ennui]

THE CABLE IS OUT

Which means [something else you could care less about,] THE INTERNET IS OUT.

[I should stop here, but I won't, because I'm boring and] they'll be out tomorrow to "fix it" sometime between 8:00 and 12:00.

[This is a stupid post] isn't it? Since [I'll go off on a tangent here that is neither funny nor has any redeemable value].

We've been through this before [where I'll expound upon that meaningless tangent from the previous paragraph].

It should be noted that if [you haven't stopped reading by now, I have more pointless exposition].

The bone fide [blah-gity blah, yeah I know I misspelled "bona fide" but that's okay because I also have a tendency to write "flea" instead of flee].

I'll come back to work really really angry, sit on hold for an hour, [post a message on Uber about this uneventful charade, but act like I gave the cable company a piece of my mind though everyone knows I just took whatever they shafted me with like a passive dipshit, even though] the last time we had a problem with the cable, the idiot who came out to fix it LET THE DOG OUT OF THE BACKYARD FENCE.

[Uberusers] will listen to me rant because [I've been here forever and for some reason people like to read my blog].

I'll [act like I] threaten[ed] to get a satellite dish but we both know I [didn't, I just needed a reason to say something boring about not having a land line].

At some point, [I'll even get tired of how pointless this post is, and stop writing, but not before writing one or two more inconsequential paragraphs].

[Similar to this one, which is just a whole lot of drivel. But not the good kind of drivel, like when you're really high or really tired. Or the funny kind of drivel, like after an 80-lb dog has just been drinking water and goes and sits by your friend. No, the drivel that is like the last 20 sentences I just wrote].

Eventually, [you'll stop reading and give me a sympathy rating. But I'll still have one or two things more to say].

Not that I'm [a complete waste of time] or anything.

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Submitted by anass (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And if your really a girl, Can I come over?

Submitted by anass (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Have you tried having sex? It helps. I wouldn't know cause I am A-sexual and I jack off at my local zoo in a trench coat.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-04 18:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well now, wasn't this amusing...

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-09 08:10:13 (#)
Ranking: -2

I was trying to post something anything to counter the fact that roughly 90% of the posts on uber lately have been complete and utter crap

____________


Have you been reading the posts on Ubersite lately? There has been a lot of good writing, and I've been thinking how many good posts there have been the past few days.

This is not meant to be an insult or anything, but the only way you can think your post made the content of Ubersite better is if you skip over any post consisting mostly of text.



Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Caul,

It's funny how she claims "I wouldn't fuck you" after you've basically already told her (in so many words) that *you wouldn't fuck her*. Good come back, loki.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:12:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

I promise you Caul, I wouldn't fuck you with someone else's pussy at gun point so you can just get over me now.
===
I'm not even talking to you.

So much anger, you seem to have a problem with people not liking you.

And of course, someone so terribly ugly with obviously no social life whatsover wouldn't fuck me.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I promise you Caul, I wouldn't fuck you with someone else's pussy at gun point so you can just get over me now.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that loudmouthed whore is the most overrated user on this website

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

because

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-09 15:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't hate me! Hate Hannah's Brain tumor!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-09 13:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-09 08:11:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

and another one because you hit mine with two of them

retaliatory -2's are lame sure but I'm really sick of the barrage of multiple negative ratings because this is the kind of crap that takes a rather mundane post and lands it on the most heated list
--------
you need thicker skin

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-09 13:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like loki, but it's fun to piss her off once in a while.

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-09 12:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

loki,

It's funny that you're counting all your -2s here as retaliatory.
That level of redundancy fits your style perfectly.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-09 12:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-09 08:10:13 (#)
Ranking: -2

I was trying to post something anything to counter the fact that roughly 90% of the posts on uber lately have been complete and utter crap

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

I've read a number of your posts. They offer absolutely nothing of substance to this site. And when I read bullshit like the above statement, I feel that interesting little warmth in the back of my skull that urges me towards violence. I work hard on my posts, and I find quite a number of quality pieces on this site. Yes, there is a fair amount of worthless shit - but just so you know, I lump your posts in with that latter category.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-09 12:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You know, I've never done this before but it turns out that retaliatory -2's are kind of fun.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-09 12:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-09 12:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Loki,

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Half of your 800+ posts are the same boring, liveJournal-style, blog-puke, pieces of mundane poop.
And by poop I mean shit.

Are they all "hyperbole"? *AHEM*

PS: Just stop posting shit, or save it for Thursday (which means you should only be posting once a week).

Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2006-08-09 11:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GOLD.

I logged in to rate this post.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-09 10:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-09 08:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

and another one because you hit mine with two of them

retaliatory -2's are lame sure but I'm really sick of the barrage of multiple negative ratings because this is the kind of crap that takes a rather mundane post and lands it on the most heated list


Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-09 08:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Do you really think that I'm pissed off before the fact or do you think that my post was largely hyperbole or as the kids across the pond call it taking the piss?

just wondering because the tone seems to have been missed by the majority of the responses

and

I was trying to post something anything to counter the fact that roughly 90% of the posts on uber lately have been complete and utter crap.

which now that I think about it may explain why the tone of my post was missed

odd really

-2 because you gave my post a -2 and then made a really lame parody of it


Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-08-09 07:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

very very [well] done.

Submitted by fluffy_love (user info) at 2006-08-09 04:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by fun_with_needles (user info) at 2006-08-08 23:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

holy shit i about fell asleep

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-08 22:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

this was a good piss take.

But the magic of Loki is the whimsy. She is a bit HST-ish.



Submitted by onewetleg (user info) at 2006-08-08 22:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 just for thinking about her so much. Get a room.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-08 22:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-08 22:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

teehee! fun fun fun

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-08 19:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-08-08 18:55:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

meh, you could[n't] have done more with it
-------------------

In my defense, I didn't have a whole lot to go off of.
You could've done better with your review though.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-08 19:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like a lot of Loki's posts.

This post made me laugh.

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-08 19:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YAWN

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-08 19:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This IS rather cuntish of you...





...but funny is good so me likey.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-08-08 18:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

meh, you could have done more with it

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-08-08 18:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-08 18:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This post was about as bad as the original Loki post.

0DIE

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-08-08 18:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice show.

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-08 18:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

On second thought, fuck it.
YES, peoples, bring on the Loki hate!

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-08-08 18:11:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

plus fucking two

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-08 18:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't hate her. But I don't understand how she gets a pass for shit that should get -2nami'd.

My only fear of retribution is that her post tomorrow will be a rant about how I posted this, and then she said that, and then, nuh-uh, I wrote something scathing in a review. Ughh.

And also, [the parking deck, office life, & Carolina athletics]. Oh, and [current event, something you said, cock & balls].

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-08 17:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish I hated people, so I could write hilarious posts like this.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-08 17:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more musings on office life and Carolina athletics.




Oh, and sweet burn.

Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2006-08-08 17:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Whoa.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-08 17:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You didn't leave out a thing. Yet, your post was interesting.

loki's? Uhhhhh, not so much.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-08 17:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you forgot to mention the parking deck...

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-08 17:37:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-08 17:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment


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