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Submitted by <thedarknessfromabove.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-08-08 21:12:19 EDT
I find it really funny that you assholes spend the time to spam my inbox, especially when you constantly tell me I am worthless and should cut myself.
If I'm so worthless why the fuck do so many people keep sending me emails and trying to spam my inbox? Seems you are all more worthless than me.
I get serious emails from some who have written to say my spoken word posts are good and don't worry about all the hate. Thanks perkman and jgreening for that - I appreciate you guys going against the rest of the flock.
oh yeah. P.S FUCK YOU
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-11 06:02:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-30 21:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-30 21:02:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-20 06:02:51 (#)
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....
Poor shitty little alter doesn't like the fact that it's shit on wheels.
booooooooooooooooooooohohohohohohohohohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOohohohohohohohohohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*sob*
*sniffle*
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you really are fucking demented jaypig.
do you have any friends?
do you really spend your life on this site and do nothing else?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-20 06:02:51 EDT (#)
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....
Poor shitty little alter doesn't like the fact that it's shit on wheels.
booooooooooooooooooooohohohohohohohohohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOohohohohohohohohohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*sob*
*sniffle*
Submitted by nightshade (user info) at 2006-08-20 05:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
we care that your still breathing, stop breathing.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-20 05:25:05 EDT (#)
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WHAT JGREENINGN SAID:
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-20 04:10:51 (#)
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Seeing as how I have gmail too, dipshit alter, I kinda know how much those fuckers get through.
Especially since I got "pranked" with it too.
WHAT THE REST OF THW WORLD HEARD:
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-20 04:10:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
mmmm food food i blow men, i suck cock, blah blah suck cock i love it blah fat gay is me.
scoff scoff i love food i pretend to be working out.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-08-20 04:20:13 EDT (#)
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I think laughing at you was free all along. As far as I know, nobody pays for a subscription to this site.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-20 04:10:51 EDT (#)
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Seeing as how I have gmail too, dipshit alter, I kinda know how much those fuckers get through.
Especially since I got "pranked" with it too.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-20 03:58:21 EDT (#)
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Don't be so sure, tubgirl...
Gmail has advanced filters you know, it also intercepts emails from fat hotel employees, and trashes them
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-20 03:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ya know, all those crosswalk e-mails are still hitting that inbox each day, and they get past spam filters most of the time because they're requested mail.
hehehe
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-13 20:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
we're just trying to see if we can actually get someone to kill themself because of internet reviews.
you're just the easiest target and we would have no remorse if you swallowed a bottle of valium.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-13 19:55:45 EDT (#)
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I could teach you more. virgin.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-08-12 20:50:39 EDT (#)
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I'm gonna tutor you in a game called "anal shame".
I put the tutor in statutory.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:33:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-08-08 21:30:22 (#)
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Looks like you signed up for too much shit.
You might want to invest in a spam filter.
And fuck knives, think of a creative way to go out, your "poetry" will be worth millions, everyone on Ubersite will worship you for not bowing down to the MACHINE and getting sympathy emails from incredible idiots like perkman and fatasses like jgreening. I know I will.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:19:38 EDT (#)
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I love how I can never read these posts because they get knocked off the front page so quickly - what does that tell you, alter?
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:10:18 EDT (#)
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For future reference, Perkman is a retarded twat.
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:59:58 EDT (#)
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This is still boring. How about posting more poetry? That would be more interesting.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:40:01 EDT (#)
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i'm not seeing anything uber related.
where is bart when you need him.
:(
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:39:35 EDT (#)
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DAMNIT CRYSTLE!
Don't tell her that, I wanna keep making fun of her!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:34:34 EDT (#)
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thought you might find this useful:
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:32:13 (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:59:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
You know you can delete your old posts that you don't want anymore right? That way you don't have to post several times to get rid of posts that suck.
Just go to the My Uber tab. Then click the RSS button. Copy everything off of that page. Paste it inot a text editory. Then delete what you don't want. Then post the new edited list on your next post. Hit Hook Me Up (aka submit) and everything will be updated in your profile. This saves you from making stupid posts. That's what that button is for if you didn't already know.
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The title has to include: Post History Change For User:________ (insert username here)
Submitted by alwayspeach1 (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:30:03 EDT (#)
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Funniest comment was about the horse porn.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:18:39 EDT (#)
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Here's an idea - RECORD your spoken word stuff, and post the poem wuth a recording. Maybe you'll get taken a bit more seriously if we hear it as you intended it to be heard.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-09 13:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you enjoy the horse porn I signed you up for.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-09 13:21:07 EDT (#)
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I didn't read this, I just saw the nice picture and thought that you like free newsletters so I signed you up for a few more.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-09 13:11:27 EDT (#)
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Wait, hold on, why the fuck am I getting props?
I think you're shit, like everyone else.
And isn't Crosswalk a religious site?
Ew...
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-08-09 13:10:45 EDT (#)
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Do something useful. http://helphannah.org
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-08-09 13:08:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-08 21:21:14 (#)
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Eh, where is this Uber related spam? I can't seem to find it in there...
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-09 12:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Suicide (from Latin sui caedere, to kill oneself) is the act of willfully ending one's own life. Suicide is sometimes used as a noun for one who has committed or attempted the act.
Suicide can be stigmatized or honored, depending on cultural context and its apparent reasons. Those experiencing suicidal ideation, or thoughts about fatally harming one's self, may struggle to be heard and understood. The person feeling suicidal may often be made to feel rejected and guilty by those they have confided their thoughts and feelings to - sometimes even by mental health professionals - accusing them of trying to hurt the feelings of the friends or family they just confided to, or of making suicide 'threats', or they might indeed be attempting to manipulate others. This can lead to situations wherein relatives and friends of a person who committed suicide without telling anyone then proceed to question why the person never told them. [citation needed] Suicidal ideation may result from the experience of emotional pain outweighing the individual's coping strategies and resources for dealing with that pain. Some would claim that it can arise due to an individual's unwillingness to impose self-discipline and care about others more than him or herself; however, this idea ignores the ever-present emotional agony and feelings of immense hopelessness that many people with suicide ideology feel, and this idea is often used by family or others to instill shame or guilt in a person with suicidal thoughts [citation needed], in order to avoid a suicide. It may work in some cases, but in others it may only cause a person to continue suffering for the sake of other people, without really addressing their own problems. [citation needed]
The perception of suicide is highly varied between the cultures, religions and legal and social systems of the world. It is considered a sin or immoral act in many religions, and a crime to help someone commit suicide in some countries. On the other hand, some cultures have viewed it as an honorable way to exit certain shameful or hopeless situations. Persons attempting or dying by suicide sometimes leave a suicide note.
Strictly, suicide is defined thusly: the death of the person who commits suicide must be the central component and only intention of the act, rather than a secondary consequence of an act which is centrally motivated by religion, politics, etc.
A suicide attack is an attack carried out on an enemy at the cost of the attacker's life. It is not a suicide in the abovementioned strict sense.
Martyrdom usually escapes religious or legal proscription. Generally, there are only legal consequences when there is death and proof of intent. However, not all follow this narrower definition. Certainly, a suicide bomber knows that death will be part of the outcome of his or her actions.
Defined as above, acts of suicide are necessarily committed only by human beings. No other known healthy organism possesses both the will and the capability to intentionally terminate its own life for the sole sake of death. There is some dispute over this with cases being reported of dolphins in captivity bashing their heads against walls, or not coming up for air. However, there are organisms that intentionally end their lives due to sickness or as a suicide attack.
Causes of suicide
No single factor has gained acceptance as a universal cause of suicide. However, depression is a common phenomenon amongst those who commit suicide. Other factors that may be related are as follows:
Pain (e.g. physical agony that is not correctable)
Religious reasons (e.g. many suicide bombings in the Middle East have been based on Islamic fundamentalism)
Extreme nationalism (e.g. the Kamikaze, Selbstopfer, and Kaiten suicide weapons)
Stress, sometimes after being the cause of a fatal accident (especially if the victim was their child or significant other)
Hopelessness
Depression caused by something such as bipolar disorder
Crime — Criminals on the run may commit suicide before they're caught, or they may commit suicide right before they get on trial. In these cases, they would rather die than to face the legal and social consequences of their actions.
Mental illness and disability
Poverty and hardship
Substance abuse
Misery due to one's environment
As a result of Bullying or discrimination (known as bullycide)
Unresolved sexual issues
Morbid curiosity (i.e. what is beyond physical life)
Education There have been increasing reports of teenage suicides due to their school, lack of freedom, homework and exams.
Copy-cat After Kurt Cobain 'suicided' many copy-cat suicides followed.
Modern medicine treats suicide as a mental health issue. Overwhelming suicidal thoughts are considered a medical emergency. Medical professionals advise that people who have expressed plans to kill themselves be encouraged to seek medical attention immediately. This is especially true if the means (weapons, drugs, or other methods) are available, or if the patient has crafted a detailed plan for executing the suicide. Special consideration is given to trained personnel to look for suicidal signs in patients. Depressive people are considered a high-risk group for suicidal behaviour. Suicide hotlines are widely available for people seeking help. However, the negative and often too clinical reception that many suicidal people receive after relating their feelings to health professionals (threats of institutionalization, simply increasing dosages of medication, the stigmatization of suicide as a topic of discussion, etc), often causes them to keep their suicidal thoughts to themselves.
In countries where firearms are readily available, many suicides involve the use of firearms. In fact, just over 55% of suicides committed in the United States in 2001 were by firearm[2]. Asphyxiation methods (including hanging) and toxification (poisoning and overdose) are fairly prevalent as well. Each comprised about 20% of suicides in the US during the same time period. Other methods of suicide include blunt force trauma (jumping from a building/bridge or stepping in front of a train for example), bloodletting (slitting one's wrist or throat), self-immolation, electrocution, car collision, and intentional starvation.
In the Warring States Period and the Edo period of Japan, samurais who have disgraced their honor to their lord and master are ordered to commit harakiri (hara = stomach, kiri = cut) or seppuku, a Japanese suicide method in which the samurai takes a sword and slices into his abdomen, causing a fatal injury. The cut is usually performed diagonally from the top corner of the samurai's writing hand.
Give it a whirl, honey.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-09 11:41:43 EDT (#)
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Mayhaps another camwhore? Mayhaps naked?
Bonus points for pentagram and/or ankh tattoos.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-09 03:41:02 EDT (#)
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Another most heated
Submitted by wingester1 (user info) at 2006-08-09 03:12:50 EDT (#)
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shutup dickhead!
Submitted by wingester1 (user info) at 2006-08-09 02:33:04 EDT (#)
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POST YOUR CUNT NOW
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-08-09 00:50:47 EDT (#)
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You're the type of person who would respond to all these emails.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-08-09 00:27:42 EDT (#)
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oh yeah. Jay is a fucking pig. His fat, useless, friendless, uber wishing, ubercon going, bart cock sucking, method friend wishing, wiggles trying to befriending ass would send you an email.
Why? because he has no fucking life or friends.
He's a cuntdesk through and through.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-08-09 00:26:13 EDT (#)
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I never sent you an email. I don't talk to any twat's on here in real life. Fuck all that shit.
I liked some of your poetry though. But yeah I don't send emails.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-08-09 00:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-09 00:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-08-08 22:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You poetry fucking sucks, face facts, bitch.
And you got "supportive" emails from two of the biggest losers on this site, whoopdeefuckingdoo for you, cumbucket.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-08 22:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You can thank me for the subscriptions to mpfree.com and coolwwwsearch.com.
I like entertaining alters.
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-08 21:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
great work!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-08 21:36:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-08 21:35:48 EDT (#)
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put the fucking lotion in the basket...
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-08-08 21:32:22 EDT (#)
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perkman is a douche that makes up what people say about him
congratulations.
by the way, that poetry you wrote? i wrote the EXACT same style and quality poetry for a project in SIXTH GRADE! AND it rhymed. bitch.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-08 21:32:11 EDT (#)
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Off the front page, whore. Your posts are making people dumber.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-08-08 21:31:05 EDT (#)
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Loving Jesus and making him your Lord and Savior is not spam.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-08-08 21:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Looks like you signed up for too much shit.
You might want to invest in a spam filter.
And fuck knives, think of a creative way to go out, your "poetry" will be worth millions, everyone on Ubersite will worship you for not bowing down to the MACHINE and getting sympathy emails from incredible idiots like perkman and fatasses like jgreening. I know I will.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-08 21:27:34 EDT (#)
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DA ITSUH BITSUH SPIDUH WENT UP TEH WATUH SPOUT!!!1!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-08-08 21:26:45 EDT (#)
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HAAHAHHAHAHhAHAHAhahahahah!
It wasn't really funny, but I never pass up on anything that is free.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-08 21:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck?
All I get is penis enlargement emails...oh, and those "hot stock tips".
Well, I also get a lot of pictures of naked Uber broads but that's none of your business.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-08 21:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Eh, where is this Uber related spam? I can't seem to find it in there...
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-08-08 21:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks perkman and jgreening
You go girl!