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Submitted by fun_with_needles (View user info) at 2006-08-09 01:51:24 EDT
Lohan Wants to Visit U.S. Troops in Iraq
Aug 8, 1:53 PM EST
The Associated Press
Lindsay Lohan says she wants to go to Iraq with Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton and entertain American troops there.
"I've been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long. Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous," the 20-year-old actress says in an interview in the September issue of Elle magazine, on newsstands Wednesday.
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Lohan, whose screen credits include "Freaky Friday," "Mean Girls" and the upcoming "Georgia Rule," says she hoped to emulate Marilyn Monroe, who performed donkey shows for about 100,000 troops stationed in Korea in 1954.
"It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be," Lohan tells the magazine, adding that she would prepare for her trip to Iraq by taking swallowing lessions from the 2006 world hotdog eating champion, Takeru Kobayashi.
A spokesman for the senator offered a slightly different take on Lohan's contact with the New York Democrat's office.
"It was suggested to her that if she wanted to go, she could pursue doing so through the USO," said spokesman Philippe Reines.
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Submitted by OfficeZombie (user info) at 2006-08-13 18:25:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-09 13:29:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-09 11:36:32 EDT (#)
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It bothers me that ANYONE is concerned with where Lindsay Lohan goes.
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-09 07:31:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-08-09 07:17:25 EDT (#)
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So off to Iraq do Lindsay and Hillary go, and then they get blown up by a streetcornerside bomb, and somebody scrapes up the goo, and that person rushes it to a secret lab, and they clone what they think is Lindsay Lohan because they think the world needs Lidsay Lohan but it's really a horrible mixture of Lindsay and Hillary growing in a tank. And then, and then, the cloned admixture being starts an MTV-type hyped music career, calling itself Hill-Lo, and ends up on the Video Music Awards demonstrating it's big ass and it's strange combination of fucked-up political views and waterheadedness, and then it OD's on Valium, remember Valium, I do, and then it drowns in it's Hollywood pool that was just down the street from where Leonardo DiCaprio used to live before he bought that really big house up the hill. Up there. And then the pool guy comes in and finds it in the pool and it's all bloated but you can't really tell since it was nasty to begin with but it was famous so the pool guy bufes it because he thinks its only asleep or drunk and won't remember. Why Hill-Lo Butsecks? Why not, he thinks, poking away. The end.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-09 07:16:01 EDT (#)
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Lyndsey Lohan could bump into me down the pub and I wouldn't have a kin clue who she was.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-09 05:34:42 EDT (#)
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