Helping Hannah: A New Approach (774 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.4 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jewfag (View user info) at 2006-08-09 12:44:10 EDT
With only a 1% chance of survival, I think it's pretty absurd to donate money towards chemo treatments that are only going to make life miserable for this poor child. However, I do feel bad for Hannah and her parents so I wanted to help them somehow.
Taking a cue from the Make A Wish Foundation, Kaelic and I decided to take the $1000 that had been raised so far and put it towards finding a celebrity who could come visit Hannah and put a smile on her face. We've both been on the phones all day trying to get something together.
We started out with our sights set on the big names of the celebrity A-List. John Stamos, Tipper Gore, and Joel Siegel were all contacted but graciously declined our offer. Dustin Diamond, Pat Sajak, and Mickey Rooney also turned us down. We were giving up hope, until the most obvious solution suddenly dawned on me. I placed a call to Hilton Head, South Carolina and we were in business.
Rock on, Hannah!
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Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-08-09 21:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Filename
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want your bag of Jew gold, Jared
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:59:27 (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-08-09 15:52:12 (#)
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why not get jared to dress up as elmo?
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Elmo may love you, but Elmo will cost you.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:59:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-08-09 15:52:12 (#)
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why not get jared to dress up as elmo?
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Elmo may love you, but Elmo will cost you.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't hate me! Hate Hannah's Brain tumor!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-08-09 15:52:12 EDT (#)
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why not get jared to dress up as elmo?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-08-09 15:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-09 15:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I clicked
I laughed
I copy and pasted it into an email and sent it to everyone I know
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-09 15:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Awesome
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-09 15:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was the little tear that did it for me...
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-09 13:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-09 13:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When I started reading the "B Listers" who already turned you down, Fatso, I KNEW that I was going to be your "out".
I'll do it, but wait until you see my list of demands.
To start with, I need 6 bags of M & M's but I want all the brown ones taken out.
And not by your grubby, fat, disgusting fingers, Lardo.
And then I want....
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-08-09 13:18:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-09 13:16:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-09 13:15:38 EDT (#)
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Oh, is it Shlongy appreciation day again?!
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-08-09 13:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 "Please help us find a cure for jean shorts.jpg"
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-09 13:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I laughed.
I still think everyone who is able should donate.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-09 13:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
har har shlongy!!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-09 13:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't laugh really hard until I got to the 'nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk'.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-09 13:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahaha
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-08-09 12:54:38 EDT (#)
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nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-08-09 12:49:58 EDT (#)
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Fucking stupid
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-08-09 12:48:48 EDT (#)
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I'll laugh if you donate.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-09 12:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I laughed as well.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-09 12:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA excellent.
I gotta warn you though, he has a rider that says he must be supplied with ridiculous amounts of single-malt scotch.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-09 12:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I laughed.