This guy has balls....... (429 hits)
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Submitted by <kdlis.at.mtu.edu> (View user info) at 2006-08-09 16:29:36 EDT
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060808/od_nm/india_father_dc;_ylt=AjvEy38Aw7VjA.yMTkds5UPtiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA0cDJlYmhvBHNlYwM-
Thats right, 88 years old and the man still get's sex more than anyone else in the U.S.A. I need to drop my old lady and get a foreign slut
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Submitted by MouthSore (user info) at 2006-08-09 19:55:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-08-09 19:42:46 EDT (#)
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Yeah, http://www.fark.com is a real hoot, isn't it?
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:20:07 EDT (#)
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Y HALO THAR, 160-LB WRESTLER FROM LIVONIA, MI BUTTSECKS
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:12:13 EDT (#)
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interesting
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:59:06 EDT (#)
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Ummm, Hugh Hefner anyone?
HE is the man...
I bet this fucking camel jockey doesnt wear silk PJs around wherever he goes and has like 10 girlfriends. One of whom was 17 at the time they started dating and the parents gave their permission for hugh to defile their little girl...
HE IS THE FUCKING MAN, NOT SOME FUCKING RAG HEAD.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:45:47 EDT (#)
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You give michigan a bad name
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:37:49 EDT (#)
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A Reading from the Book of Shitpost: 2006-01-16 (23:41:19)
One day back when I was nine I took an awful fall
Out in front of Shoney's near the local shopping mall,
Both my feet got tangled and I twisted up my toes,
Lost my balance, missed a step and down I went. Oh noes!
Beside the curb there sat a trash can and a little fence,
Both were made from metal which was green and rough and dense,
Flailing so, my hands reached for the trash can as I passed
They missed, I turned and wound up with a fence post in my ass.
First it felt like nothing, maybe just a little bump
Then I got real full inside, just like I had to dump,
Then I felt the bleeding and I felt my weight shift down
Working three more inches in...I wore a worried frown.
Dialing 911 the passers-by grew weak and faint
Witnessing a boy with rusty metal up his taint,
I saw their hands reach out to help, as I began to weep,
Not to pull me off but keep more post from sliding deep.
Yards of my intestines were removed later that day
I wasn't drugged quite properly, and so I felt the pain,
Felt the doctors fingers as they moved my insides 'round,
Heard the slap of 'testines, newly-sliced, thrown to the ground.
This, and more, was done that day, and yet I'd sooner choose
To go through all the pain again than read this.
Minus two.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:32:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:30:46 EDT (#)
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