Yes Call, Yes Show (480 hits)
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Submitted by Office Zombie (View user info) at 2006-08-09 16:34:25 EDT
"Take another shot you fucking lightweight". It seemed for the last 2 hours that's all I'd been hearing from my friend/co-worker Jon. I tried to remind him we both had to be at work at 8 in the morning. "Shut the fuck you up goddamn pussy, you're embarrassing me, you're an embarrassment." was all he pretty much had to say. So we drank.
Last call rolls around and we are both blitzed to shit. I look into my wallet and decide ill be driving home instead of calling a cab like I should. I ask him if he wants a ride. He tells me to fuck off, he found an after party to go to. I wish him luck and go home. I arrive at my house barely able to walk and crash on my bed and that's it for me.
I wake up a bit late but manage to make it to work, even if my eyes are red and I smell like whiskey. 8:15 rolls around and I see Jon walking through the front door wearing what he was wearing last night except now he had dry throw up all over his shirt and pants. He doesn't even clock in or say anything to me as he plants his ass on the photo machine and proceeds to pour the wrong chemicals into the wrong tanks (we were photo guys by the way). Just by doing that he managed to ruin 4 rolls of customer's film.
About 3 minutes later the boss walks out and confronts Jon about being late. Jon is wasted, he apparently hasn't slept and is still out of his fucking mind. The boss immediately realizes he's drunk and sends him home on the spot. I remember seeing Jon fumble out the door but I'm not sure how he made it home.
At about noon that same day I'm in the office eating lunch with my boss and the phone rings. My boss picks up and talks, about 10 seconds into the conversation starts laughing while still on the phone, I'm curious as to why. He finishes the phone call and says to me "That drunk fuck just tried to call in sick; he doesn't even remember he came to work this morning."
Believe it or not he didn't get fired for that, our boss was a kind man. He ended up getting fired 5 days later for fighting a customer.
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-10 07:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Today I got up and went to work. Right now I'm sitting at my computer. A bit later I'm going to go for a cup of coffee. Then maybe a shit.
Boring isn't it??
Submitted by fluffy_love (user info) at 2006-08-10 01:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-08-10 00:16:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by fun_with_needles (user info) at 2006-08-09 23:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gay
Submitted by MouthSore (user info) at 2006-08-09 20:14:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-09 19:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fag below.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
a solid +1
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is somewhere between worth reading and made me smile, but I'm in a good mood, so +1.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahah!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What the fuck, I smiled at the end...
Submitted by adjones619 (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awh, I read better but what the hell +2 just for fighting a customer.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There is going to be a shit storm here very soon about the drunk driving thing.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
underothmeal is a prick.
nuff said.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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