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Submitted by loki (View user info) at 2006-08-09 17:11:19 EDT


Say what you will but this place has seriously turned into a 2,000 ton pile of burning cow manure.


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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-08-11 19:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I've been here for years and years. Its alwasy been the same apart from 1 thing.

More Ubercentric stuff now. I don't like much of it, but I'll almost always +2 TTOM for the effort he puts in.

I think uber is getting good now, the shit is numerous but theres a HELL of a lot of good stuff recently.

St Ubrie(sp) ADD UGR Darkomadness, nath, Pancake houes man, TTOM, and spencer keep gringing out good stuff on a less serious note,which I prefer to be honest.

I just don't like all the crappy in jokes. Habeeb is very rarely good, dudethatsbosch sucks, rape jokes CAN be funny, but just saying the word rape isn't.neither is cowbell cupcakes rabbits etc.

I think Uber is just coming out of a bad patch, more and more serious writing on here nowwadays too.


Every few months some old user comes out and says Uber is shit. Shut up or fuck off.

Submitted by tbone (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that is a lot like: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72858

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

caption sucked

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Because I read the title as 'Hotflash'

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Clarify.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-10 17:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Admit it, baby. I eat it more than you do on any given day of the week.

And my posts are masterpieces!

Oh, the injustice!


Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-10 16:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think his work blocked uber and since his baby's mama just popped out another kid, I'm not thinking he has any downtime at home.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-10 16:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What is this about Teeph?



Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-10 14:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What I'm really sick of is the way things have gotten so personal. It wasn't all that long ago when glam_daddy, smokeymt whatver his name was and teephphaph god rest his soul and I used to really get into it over politics. It didn't turn into a "you R an ugly cunt bitch whore who can't get laid" fest. It was really more like high school debate. I'm sure no one really changed anyone's mind but it was entertaining and if nothing else allowed people to solidify their beliefs through discourse. Now we can't talk about paper or plastic without it getting personal.

and

I still do not understand why it matters what someone on here looks like and why we must hear how FUCKING FAT someone is when they post vacation pictures.

those are the people I think of as howler monkeys


Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-10 11:51:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-10 09:02:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

I actually did read a couple of those post kaos. I think he put that up during the weekend so I didn't really know what was going on at first.

but that's not what I'm talking about

Perhaps 90% is a bit of hyperbole, but I'm really more thinking of things like the constant personal attacks that add nothing and are most of the time completely irrelevant. You don't like a post, fine hit it with a -2 smartass comment, and then move the fuck on. I fail to see the necessary in hitting it with 10 or 20 subsequent rankings (or oh say 657 from someone who obviously is just pining for attention) or it turns into some kind of actual debate. THAT is the kind of thing that drives away decent posters.

I would be happy if people who don't want to see them could filter out my posts. Why wouldn't I? I would love never to see that prick Shlongy's name ever again on any of my posts.

Here is another news flash, I have never ever claimed to be a writer. I have said several times that I am a numbers person hopelessly mired in left brain activities. In fact, one of the reasons that I have a certain loyalty to ubersite is that it was on here when I first discovered that when forced to do so I could come up with something creative, at least to my standards. I'm not kidding about that, perhaps it was that I showed an early aptitude towards math but I managed to escape the public education system without ever having had to write a single line of fiction.

Unless you consider the essays I used to write on books that I never managed to wade all the way through in English class.

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Seriously, without malice, thank you for reading some of that work.

I too, occationally grow tired of trolls and n00bs, but they are part of what makes up this site. Flame wars are pointless, I agree, but (let's be honest) they can be amusing when they happen to someone else. Personally, I find some of the debates here both brilliant and engaging... and humbling.

Another site has an ignore feature, but I have never used it. I feel that to use it would somehow detract from the full experience of the site. Although, trust me, there are a few users (one over there in particular) that I would LOVE to see disappear for all eternity... (Hadley, put the gun down!)

No, I don't really care for your style of writing. (that's okay, Crystle won't come NEAR my stuff because it's so violent) But, as I said on my newest post, at least you are a major contributor to this site, you just choose to add in a way that isn't my flavor. That's fine. All I ever wanted was for you to read some of the other stuff on the front page and give the quality writers a chance.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-10 11:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have read some of those. I think that all started on the weekend so I didn't know what was going on when it all started.

Submitted by Davood (user info) at 2006-08-10 11:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

for the funny picture.

Submitted by houseman (user info) at 2006-08-10 10:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What Kaos said, go read almost anything with St Eubrie in the title.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-08-10 10:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

as always, loki is right.

Submitted by AntsOhyeahsure (user info) at 2006-08-10 09:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This place is turning to shit because all the old-timers berate the n00bs til they stop showoing up, oh wait....im a n00b....fuck

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-10 09:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I actually did read a couple of those post kaos. I think he put that up during the weekend so I didn't really know what was going on at first.

but that's not what I'm talking about

Perhaps 90% is a bit of hyperbole, but I'm really more thinking of things like the constant personal attacks that add nothing and are most of the time completely irrelevant. You don't like a post, fine hit it with a -2 smartass comment, and then move the fuck on. I fail to see the necessary in hitting it with 10 or 20 subsequent rankings (or oh say 657 from someone who obviously is just pining for attention) or it turns into some kind of actual debate. THAT is the kind of thing that drives away decent posters.

I would be happy if people who don't want to see them could filter out my posts. Why wouldn't I? I would love never to see that prick Shlongy's name ever again on any of my posts.

Here is another news flash, I have never ever claimed to be a writer. I have said several times that I am a numbers person hopelessly mired in left brain activities. In fact, one of the reasons that I have a certain loyalty to ubersite is that it was on here when I first discovered that when forced to do so I could come up with something creative, at least to my standards. I'm not kidding about that, perhaps it was that I showed an early aptitude towards math but I managed to escape the public education system without ever having had to write a single line of fiction.

Unless you consider the essays I used to write on books that I never managed to wade all the way through in English class.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-10 08:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What I say is "who gives a shit"?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-10 01:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

:(

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-09 21:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

A few things to disprove Loki's claim...


http://www.ubersite.com/m/91591
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91587
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91572
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91543
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91525
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91521
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91517
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91513
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91511
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91510
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91492

Actually, the more I do this the more I realize... Just go read anything with "St. Eubrie" in the title.

But you won't. You would rather bitch about the (supposed) state of things.

There is a lot of good shit out there, people I'm proud to have my name beside.

And guess what? Sometimes that damn Emu is fucking funny...

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-09 21:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

excellent!

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-09 21:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucking WAAAAH.

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-08-09 20:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

loki=auto+2

Submitted by MouthSore (user info) at 2006-08-09 19:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-09 19:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I kind of agree, but it *is* fun to fan the flames, as long as you're upwind.

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-09 19:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

what the hell is that?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-09 19:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:45:24 (#)
Ranking: -2

funniest thing ever: http://youtube.com/watch?v=2d7RG-xjsxQ


That guy is my fuckin hero

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:28:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, I made a solemn vow to be absolutely cantankerous towards Mrs. Flibble for absolutely no reason whatsoever. What kind of a person would I be if I reneged on that vow?

Sheesh
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ets



and cantankerous? you're old enough to be considered cantankerous? tha'ts like saying you're ornery or crotchety. it's an old people adjective.

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hmmmm... Why 2,000 tons? There are about 30,000 users here. So let's subtract 15,000 for alters and unverified/unused accounts. Now, we have 15,000 good accounts which is still probably too much. Anyway, let's say that the average user weighs 160-200 pounds. I am below this range but let's average it out to 175. So now we multiply 175 by 15,000 and we get 2,625,000 pounds. Since you think you are such an awesome poster we will subtract your weight from the total assuming you weigh close to the average. 2,625,000 - 175 = 2,624,825 pounds.
So, according to you Uber is 2,624,825 pounds of burning cow manure.

Next time put some fucking effort into your post! If there were more people like you Uber would turn into a shit heap!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

As opposed to it being a 1,999 ton pile of burning manure yesterday?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

funniest thing ever: http://youtube.com/watch?v=2d7RG-xjsxQ


Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This too shall pass....or shall it?

Either way, i think i'm tiring of uber...

I didn't think this day would come, but *sigh* there you have it

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I fear we're getting a bit off-topic here.
The real issue is that out of the 2,000 ton pile of burning cow manure, loki's posts consist of around 1500 tons of that.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:18:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

what about your guilty pleasure of enjoying brown people's death, Jack?

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If you are referring to my wish that fundamentalist Muslims be blown into twitching gobbets, let me remind you that these deluded blood-letting maniacs come in ALL colors thanks to the insideous expansion of Islam.


Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

never posted anything awesome
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:23:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:16:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Lets be serious here Jack, who doesnt think the work would be a better place without the niggers, spicks, camel jockeys and chinks running around.


And the Jews, fuck the Jews, they killed Jesus...

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Hey, lay off the Jews. If it wasn't for them we'd spend all our free time picking link out of dicks that look like fucking anteaters.


Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I agree with Kaos King.

Also... If you don't know what's being posted, why not do something about it? One day I was on here, and everything being posted was boring, so you know what I did? I posted something awesome.

At least that's what everyone said about it, but they might've been lying to make me look stupid.

All I'm saying is to stop complaining, read the good posts (there are a lot of them), and be awesome.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:04:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:58:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

Caulaincourt takes another giant step towards Adolf's Aryan ideal...

I'm telling you, the Queen of Preen will start a goddamned eugenics war. It's only a question of WHEN...
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The part of Caulaincourt's father will be played by Ricardo Montalban....KHANNNNNNNN!

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http://www.ubersite.com/m/82437


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what about your guilty pleasure of enjoying brown people's death, Jack?

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:13:29 (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:06:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:58:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

Caulaincourt takes another giant step towards Adolf's Aryan ideal..."""


First of all, Hitler hated certain races. I'm referring to individuals, fat ugly ones, whatever their origins.

Second, can you say I'm wrong? I'm merely pointing out a fact in our superficial society.

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Jeez, man. The record stands in your past posts as far as your opinion of 'people of color' is concerned.

Oops, I forgot.

That was just your "internet personality."
+++++++++
Lets be serious here Jack, who doesnt think the work would be a better place without the niggers, spicks, camel jockeys and chinks running around.


And the Jews, fuck the Jews, they killed Jesus...

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOO HOO TONS OF BURNING MANURE!!!!!!

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:06:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:58:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

Caulaincourt takes another giant step towards Adolf's Aryan ideal..."""


First of all, Hitler hated certain races. I'm referring to individuals, fat ugly ones, whatever their origins.

Second, can you say I'm wrong? I'm merely pointing out a fact in our superficial society.

--

Jeez, man. The record stands in your past posts as far as your opinion of 'people of color' is concerned.

Oops, I forgot.

That was just your "internet personality."


Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oops.
My review should say "...as a rebuttal" and not "...as a reason", in my review below ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/91593#2094196 ).

ALSO, kaos-king pwns loki.

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I haven't heard that one before! I wonder how many posts there have been of people claiming "Uber has gone so downhill!" I love how the idiots who post those just add to the "trash heap" they claim Uber has become.

You seem to have thrown a little tantrum because someone made a mockery of your post.
Here's some advice in 3 simple words: skate it off.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:04:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

The part of Caulaincourt's father will be played by Ricardo Montalban....KHANNNNNNNN!

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Now THAT was pretty fucking funny...

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Here's another newsflash: Cynthia McKinney (AKA the Pride of Decatur) got spanked in the Democratic primary runoff by opponent Hank Johnson by a margin of 18 points. +2's for all.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:02:43 (#)
Ranking: -2

Your posts are always terrible, loki. You lead a boring life, you have boring opinions, and you're sense of humor is about as exciting as a dog turd. You're batshit stupid and fugly. Check out some of my recent posts for some quality writing.
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Now that is the pot calling the kettle a nigger

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:58:45 (#)
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Caulaincourt takes another giant step towards Adolf's Aryan ideal..."""


First of all, Hitler hated certain races. I'm referring to individuals, fat ugly ones, whatever their origins.

Second, can you say I'm wrong? I'm merely pointing out a fact in our superficial society.


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:58:45 (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:30:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

Nobody cares about fat ugly people in reality. Face it, being ugly in the 21st century is almost a crime in our society. You get less respect than cute pets get.

Why should it be different on the Internet?

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Caulaincourt takes another giant step towards Adolf's Aryan ideal...

I'm telling you, the Queen of Preen will start a goddamned eugenics war. It's only a question of WHEN...
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The part of Caulaincourt's father will be played by Ricardo Montalban....KHANNNNNNNN!

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your posts are always terrible, loki. You lead a boring life, you have boring opinions, and you're sense of humor is about as exciting as a dog turd. You're batshit stupid and fugly. Check out some of my recent posts for some quality writing.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:30:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

Nobody cares about fat ugly people in reality. Face it, being ugly in the 21st century is almost a crime in our society. You get less respect than cute pets get.

Why should it be different on the Internet?

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Caulaincourt takes another giant step towards Adolf's Aryan ideal...

I'm telling you, the Queen of Preen will start a goddamned eugenics war. It's only a question of WHEN...








Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:56:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:40:15 (#)
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I don't have a place here :(

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Of course you do, Darko.

It's to drive me insane with your constant and ridiculous need to hand out -2s to any post with an attachment that DARES not have a witty little file name to entertain you. Didn't you see my latest post? http://www.ubersite.com/m/91580

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:55:03 EDT (#)
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That is a terribly disjointed leap in logic:
1) Let's say I make fun of a girl because she's unnattractive.
2) Loki comes back with, "she's not going to have sex with you so why do you care what she looks like?"

Um, well, if I'm saying someone is unnattractive, suffice it to say that I would not have sex with them. So, why are you bringing up the fact that they will not have sex with me, as a reason for why I wouldn't have sex with them in the first place?

Loki did this exact thing to Caul ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/91540#2094119 ) 30 minutes ago.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:47:47 EDT (#)
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As the saying goes, necessity is the motherfucker of invention.

If you don't like what you see, post something a little different, or something that might engage people.

Now fuck off, because according to SOME on this site I should be busy peeping in windows.

As a matter of fact, let me check the weather...

Yeee-HAW!

90F at home right now, and that means a cold shower for a certain sweet young thing when she gets home from her shift at BlazinBurgers. She'll be fighting her way out of that sweat-soaked, clingy polyester uniform and peeling off her tiny...

Never mind.


Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:40:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:36:46 (#)
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First of all, notice how I'm not engaging in your ridiculous -2 war...



You say that Uber has become "shit," yet I don't recall seeing your name on any of the reviews on any of the many St. Eubrie posts. There has been quite a good amount of quality fiction to come out of Jack's mad little scheme in just the past week. I constantly find myself laughing at TTOM, Nath, and that 'House Of Pancakes' guy. BRDN NDK just finished up with his Uber-Go-Round comp a little while ago, and there was some incredible work to come out of that. Every week, APW brings out a ton of quality posts. Scourge ran the ADD comp and it had over 100 enteries... in fact I think you got a shout out in the end of that, didn't you? And then there is my ongoing obsession with both Ghola and Katy, but we won't get into that...

Yes, there is a high percentage of n00bs running amok on the site right now. Last I checked, there has been for years. There has always been alters and trolls. Yes, Kaelic is freaking me out with his need to plaster that child's name everywhere, and yes, ETS is kinda wacky. But they both help make up what is Uber. At least they bring something strong and meaningful to the site. Hell, even Habeeb has his place. And let's be honest... that post about Kaelic and Method's ghey vacation was hysterical.

But no, Loki, you have to claim that none of this matters. You have to argue that your mind-numbing posts about 'whatever' are the only TRUE bit of worthwhile reading on this site. If this is the case... why are you still here?
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I don't have a place here :(

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:30:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

She's not going to have sex with you boys so what do you care what she looks like?"""

Nobody cares about fat ugly people in reality. Face it, being ugly in the 21st century is almost a crime in our society. You get less respect than cute pets get.

Why should it be different on the Internet?
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


AWESOME

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

First of all, notice how I'm not engaging in your ridiculous -2 war...



You say that Uber has become "shit," yet I don't recall seeing your name on any of the reviews on any of the many St. Eubrie posts. There has been quite a good amount of quality fiction to come out of Jack's mad little scheme in just the past week. I constantly find myself laughing at TTOM, Nath, and that 'House Of Pancakes' guy. BRDN NDK just finished up with his Uber-Go-Round comp a little while ago, and there was some incredible work to come out of that. Every week, APW brings out a ton of quality posts. Scourge ran the ADD comp and it had over 100 enteries... in fact I think you got a shout out in the end of that, didn't you? And then there is my ongoing obsession with both Ghola and Katy, but we won't get into that...

Yes, there is a high percentage of n00bs running amok on the site right now. Last I checked, there has been for years. There has always been alters and trolls. Yes, Kaelic is freaking me out with his need to plaster that child's name everywhere, and yes, ETS is kinda wacky. But they both help make up what is Uber. At least they bring something strong and meaningful to the site. Hell, even Habeeb has his place. And let's be honest... that post about Kaelic and Method's ghey vacation was hysterical.

But no, Loki, you have to claim that none of this matters. You have to argue that your mind-numbing posts about 'whatever' are the only TRUE bit of worthwhile reading on this site. If this is the case... why are you still here?

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Also, I can't help but think this had something to do with your outcry: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91540 .

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Funny thing is... if there were controls to filter or ignore users, you'd be on a lot of lists. That way, your posts wouldn't clog up the main page everyday.

It's official, Bart, I'm all in favor of a Loki Plunger.

(0 because this post is at least saying something.)

Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

reneged? Where do you find this word?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

She's not going to have sex with you boys so what do you care what she looks like?"""

Nobody cares about fat ugly people in reality. Face it, being ugly in the 21st century is almost a crime in our society. You get less respect than cute pets get.

Why should it be different on the Internet?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, I made a solemn vow to be absolutely cantankerous towards Mrs. Flibble for absolutely no reason whatsoever. What kind of a person would I be if I reneged on that vow?

Sheesh

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:12:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

Once Hannah's dead it will all go back to normal.

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It'll be OK, Loki.

Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I quite like Loki. A view into somebody elses life is nice thing.


Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:19:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't care for the posts about uber, but things have really gone downhill. I don't know what is going on, maybe it's that everyone wants to be shlongy who I've never been amused by, but it's out of hand.

Here is a prime example: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91473
Watchout! the Flibbles are taking over the Midlands!

So what, she posted some pictures of her vacation. Fine I rather like it when people post vacation pictures and we all used to do it. But then there was a barrage of bullshit that makes no fucking sense. She's not going to have sex with you boys so what do you care what she looks like?

This kind of thing is driving away everyone moderately literate and sinking the whole site into a sludge of crap. I don't know what the answer is, maybe if Bart Bart made an "ignore" option so it would be possible to put filters on here it would help but I just don't know. I'm used to this place sucking during the summer, but somehow this is different now.





Oh boy! Make the site even more like pulseHEAD!!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

one day you're gonna have to accept the fact that you're a boring old slut that nobody likes

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

stop ur whining

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Turned into? There was a time when it wasn't it? Tell us about the good ol' days...

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't care for the posts about uber, but things have really gone downhill. I don't know what is going on, maybe it's that everyone wants to be shlongy who I've never been amused by, but it's out of hand.

Here is a prime example: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91473
Watchout! the Flibbles are taking over the Midlands!

So what, she posted some pictures of her vacation. Fine I rather like it when people post vacation pictures and we all used to do it. But then there was a barrage of bullshit that makes no fucking sense. She's not going to have sex with you boys so what do you care what she looks like?

This kind of thing is driving away everyone moderately literate and sinking the whole site into a sludge of crap. I don't know what the answer is, maybe if Bart Bart made an "ignore" option so it would be possible to put filters on here it would help but I just don't know. I'm used to this place sucking during the summer, but somehow this is different now.

ado


Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/90664

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:16:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

818 posts and you're letting recent events get to you?

now now, chin up dear

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It has been that way since I arrived, nothing has changed.

I blame shlongy. Why? you ask, no reason...

Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Loki, inverse opposite what what...

but yes, piles of crap.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

noted

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Once Hannah's dead it will all go back to normal.

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-09 17:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just cause I'm feeling generous.


Marge: Homie, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of
your life?

Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life.

Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy