St Eubrie: Danvers family, 1644 St James Parade. (310 hits)
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Submitted by ah_whatever (View user info) at 2006-08-10 06:21:49 EDT
I hate this basement. It smells.
Not quite sure what it smells of, but it stinks. Damp, dog. Damp dog, mud, years worth of dust... I hate being here. Why does it smell of dog? We've never owned a dog!
She went mad again. I didn't fold the towel properly after I finished the washing up. I know I should fold once lengthwise, then once width wise, then again width wise but I apparently left it on the counter top in a heap. And I didn't wipe up the drips of water from the drainer. They're gonna cause stains.
She hates me. I'm sure she hates me. She probably hates me because I'm so bad at whatever she asks me to do, I just can't get my head around her rules with her changing them all the time. One day the knives have to be in the left box in the drawer, the next she'll insist that they need to be on the right and have always been that way. Or she might hate me 'cos she never wanted me. I was an accident. A big fucking mistake.
Man its cold down here. She didn't even allow me to get my sweater.
And I'm hungry. I used to keep a box of food for times like this but she found it. I spent four days down here for that with no food and only the water i could get from the puddle on the driveway, just outside the window. Yeah, ok, I needed to climb up on top of the boxes of crap to get to the window but i managed it.
"Amandaaaaaa!" that's all I fucking hear. That shrill shriek that tells me I'm in for it again. "Amandaaaa! This surface has a tiny speck of dust on it!" "Amandaaaa! You didn't put the spoons away properly" "amandaaa! Amandaaa! Amandaaa!" I'm gonna change my fucking name soon as I'm 18. I'm gonna leave this shit hole stinking town, leave her and never see that fucking bitch again. Fuck her. She can clean her own fucking kitchen. Sweep her own fucking drive. Clean up her own FUCKING SHIT!!!!
I think she's broken my arm again. She pushed me down those stairs so hard... it hurts. right where it hurt the last time. I think this time it'll need a plate to hold it.
I could really go for a burger right now. Big and beefy, dripping with juices. Bacon and cheese on top. Lettuce, tomato, onion, extra pickles and corn relish. Ketchup. Mustard. And fries. Hot crunchy fries. Mmmm.
Shit. I haven't' finished my English essay. Damn. That's another fucking detention. Late fucking home again and another fucking excuse for that bitch to have a go.
I hear her. Oh god I hear her! Every time that fat bitch walks across the kitchen floor dust falls from the ceiling. I have dust in my eyes, my hair, down my cleavage...
I can hear her on the phone. She's laughing, acting normal, being the happy-go-lucky Janie Danvers. Janie Danvers who helps run the church bake sale. Janie Danvers who volunteers for the elderly people's polling carpool every year at town council election time. Janie Danvers the perfect housewife who's house is always so tidy. Janie Danvers the perfect mother. Janie fucking-perfect-at-everything Danvers.
If only they knew that really she needs committing.
Locking up.
Shooting. In the head.
NO! ELECTROCUTE THE BITCH.
Janie Danvers.
Janie fucking Danvers.
Janie.
Bitch.
User Reviews
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-02 16:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-10 12:26:11 (#)
Ranking: -1
meh
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According to KindaAsshole and Saccrylicious, I'm not supposed to debate reviews given
by others. Fuck both of them. Ghola, I don't think this deserved a negative.
Please explain for my edification. Thanks.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good. I'm curious though, as to how we got a parade. I was at least vaguely under the impression there were trees for the streets and avenues for the fruit, each sort running parallel to its own, and I just don't have a good geographical idea of where the parade is going to be.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-10 16:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-10 12:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
meh
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-08-10 10:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like "A Boy Named It.", sad.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-08-10 10:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mum needs to take her pills again
Submitted by houseman (user info) at 2006-08-10 10:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-10 10:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I'm feeling nostalgic.
Wait, no, just kidding...
I didn't really mean that...
:'(
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-10 07:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Mommie Dearest" in St. Eubrie.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2006-08-10 06:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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