spt (881 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: crap
Rating: 1.33 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by scourge - doesn't care too much (View user info) at 2006-08-10 13:28:17 EDT
SPT
Who gives a fuck?
Not me.
"SPT is now an art form in its own right.
The proper SPT will carefully weigh the present mood of the Uber audience. Taking into consideration any bandwagons that have recently been on the front page, the heat posts of the day, and the whipping boy of the moment. You must carefully juxtapose the content, or lack thereof against these variables.
Subtlety is the key with a proper SPT.
Ha Ha Rabbit?
Only an accomplished player can pull off the bunny. Look to Fartsmellers attempts down this path.
Emu?
Emu is barely ever acceptable. Only try and use the emu if you really know what you are doing.
Contentless hate post for another user is the best route to go for the inexperienced/talentless shit poster.
Never ever ever post a picture that doesn't tie back to the above mentioned variables or without a title that doesn't tie back to those options. Even usage of a filename to do this is acceptable, as the subtlety of this approach is often rewarded once that first observant user reviews with the simple comment 'filename'"
I only trotted this out for a few reasons:
1.) There is an awful lot of bad spt floating around, some people need to be educated. I am here to help you people out.
2.) I can do whatever the fuck I want, who are you to judge me?
3.) I love it when you run your hand up the side of a woman's body...standing behind her and your hand starts right at the hip. Over the hard ridge of bone, onto the smooth expanse of tight warm skin covering her stomach...and then onto the ribs, like shallow waves, your slowly ascending hand rises and falls up over the swell of each and then down into the ever so slight dip...right below the breast, the way she arches a little, leans into you as you gently cup the soft flesh...then, here's the part I like, further up her nipple juts barely catches on the leading edge of your finger, she sucks in a quick, gasping breath, and it hesitates for a moment before slipping between your first two fingers all the while hardening and growing.
4.) Man, I sure do appreciate a nice breast.
5.) Really I'm more of an ass man.
6.) I've used this as a review before, so sue me. Now I can find it easier when I feel the need to admonish someone for a poor spt.
7.) Please link me to spt posts of yours, or anyone else's, that you particularly liked. Or hated. Or snorted at. Whatever.
8.) Sock monkeys are pretty cool but Uber does not seem to want to let me attach a picture of one. Sock monkeys do not have nipples.
User Reviews
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-31 22:30:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've had it up to here with your shennanigans, I'm going through and +2ing ALL of your posts!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE MYSELF!!
SIGNED,
SCOURGEY
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:39:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073
banning attempt
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-17 16:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i loved this post. i laughed the whole time i was putting it together.
i will trot this out every thursday when i see a bad spt. like the bat signal, but far more awesome.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-28 13:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
3.) I love it when you run your hand up the side of a woman's body...standing behind her and your hand starts right at the hip. Over the hard ridge of bone, onto the smooth expanse of tight warm skin covering her stomach...and then onto the ribs, like shallow waves, your slowly ascending hand rises and falls up over the swell of each and then down into the ever so slight dip...right below the breast, the way she arches a little, leans into you as you gently cup the soft flesh...then, here's the part I like, further up her nipple juts barely catches on the leading edge of your finger, she sucks in a quick, gasping breath, and it hesitates for a moment before slipping between your first two fingers all the while hardening and growing.
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Holy shit that's hot.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-08-11 13:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like sock monkeys, breasts and buttered popcorn jelly beans.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Having ZERO sense of humour = Auto -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-10 16:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Davros's should-not-be-labeled-as-SPT-but-is:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86332
Submitted by Marina (user info) at 2006-08-10 16:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*weeps*
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-08-10 16:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91644
i don't have rabbits or emus.
i want a pet armadillo.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-10 15:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90900
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-10 15:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure whatever.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-10 15:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
excellent work.
Should be required reading, but alas, probably won't be.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-08-10 15:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I also love a nice breast but am more of an ass man.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-10 15:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 :)
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-10 15:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I don't care either.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-10 14:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-10 14:48:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
This could have used a flow chart diagram.
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I will address that concern at a later date.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-10 14:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This could have used a flow chart diagram.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-10 14:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 i hate you to DEATH
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-08-10 14:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hello mr.Scourge 2 please
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91616
thanks
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-10 14:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone loves SPT
So, do you like breast or ass better?
Do you like sock monkeys?
These are important questions.
Along with, what is the best flavor of jelly belly?
I say caramel apple.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-10 14:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jojoba loves SPT.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-10 14:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87807
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-10 14:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's my very first SPT post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/59892
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-10 14:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uhhh...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-10 13:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am not allowed to have a sock monkey in the house because Sam is 100% sure that it will come to life in the middle of the night and stab us both 80 or 90 times with the big scary cleaver thing that lives in the knife block that we only use to chop things like bones in half when we end up with only one of some bone of some kind and want to give it to the dogs and have to chop it in half because we have two dogs and they will not share no matter how many times we make them watch the clips on Sesame Street about how caring means sharing.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-10 13:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91637
Good use of Rabbit?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-10 13:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost never capitalize in my titles.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-10 13:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 'cause wifey ripped you off.
And because your title looks like feety typed it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-10 13:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-08-10 13:38:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck spt.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-08-10 13:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck spt.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-10 13:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What this really needs is "more Orgasmatron linkpimp."
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75250
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-08-10 13:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91634
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-10 13:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS------ i like sock monkeys.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-10 13:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 cause i ripped u off