Fuck Canada (697 hits)
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Submitted by JDL (View user info) at 2006-08-10 15:39:33 EDT
I'm getting sick of reading about dead Canadians.
Even sicker when I hear my local news crew announcing the start of a war that hasn't even started yet.
What the fuck is with that? Don't you people have any real news to report?
Didn't any kids score any overtime goals in some nail-biting minor hockey game lastnight?
What the fuck happened to Best Garden contests?
Why is every small town redneck Albertan suddenly an expert on War?
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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2007-02-14 16:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
GO FUCK EXPOSED FLESH
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-02-12 23:43:02 EST (#)
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shit... fuck...
this post was so dumb.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:43:14 EST (#)
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Wow, that's gotta be a long list"""
lol, Alberta is barely a hundred years old. Before that you were still 'NorthWest territories'. What have you contributed except for digging up oil for ze americans and having nice mountains, tell me?
I'm not the type of man who takes credit for what other generations did, but if you wanna compare contributions over this country's history, you have some catching up to do, fella.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:31:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SOUPS ON BITCHES
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:27:20 EST (#)
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you sound angry with the perequation system.
before your little oil adventure, (congratulations you happen to sit on a prized natural ressources, want a medal?), Alberta didn't matter much. Quebec and Ontario have been the driving forces of this country since pretty much its beginning.
Now the power is shifting and rednecks in Alberta are screaming injustice and have the balls to complain about seperatism while reluctantly sharing their winning lottery ticket with the rest of the country (are you canadian or not?). A country in which they never mattered until recently.
New Found Land recieves twice the amount per capita that Quebec does in the equalization program. Does that bother you? Of course it does. But they still carried off the rest of the country at the beginning of the confederation.
My point being...bitching about seperatism when you're ready to jump ship whenever it's your time to chip in is hypocritical.
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2007-02-12 12:07:37 EST (#)
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Of course you don't hate Harper, he's gonna take from the West and give to the French.
That's okay though, supporting an entire province of disenfrachised sepratists is but a drop in the ocean. And when it comes to Canada, as in supporting Canada, that's just what the West does naturally.
Don't worry about thanking us, you're already welcome.
Now go take our transfer money and build yourselves a nice little monument honoring all the amazing things Quebec has done for Canada. Wow, that's gotta be a long list.
Nah.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-12 11:57:32 EST (#)
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i think canadians need to get off their high anti-american horses.
i don't hate harper though. he executes his policies at a rather impressive speed.
Submitted by theadmiral (user info) at 2006-08-11 00:27:47 EDT (#)
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Fuck you
Submitted by JDL (user info) at 2006-08-10 23:30:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-08-10 22:09:57 (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-10 17:17:22 (#)
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fuck YOU.
You would rather Paul Marting? Dirty commie...
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This says it well. And let's face it, Harper has defence policy and foreign policy dead to rights.
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What the fuck are you two saying?
For the record, I am Canadian.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-08-10 22:09:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-10 17:17:22 (#)
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fuck YOU.
You would rather Paul Marting? Dirty commie...
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This says it well. And let's face it, Harper has defence policy and foreign policy dead to rights.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-08-10 20:09:16 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=Canada
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:47:54 EDT (#)
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Maybe it's the NyQuil, but this is funny. Funny 'cause it's sad, as my personal role model Karen Walker once said.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-10 17:17:22 EDT (#)
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fuck YOU.
You would rather Paul Marting? Dirty commie...
Submitted by OfficeZombie (user info) at 2006-08-10 17:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck that goofy looking bastard.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-10 16:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My sentiments exactly.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-10 16:38:25 EDT (#)
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I had to double-check the user info to make sure I didn't post this in my sleep.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-08-10 16:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not "fuck Canada".
Fuck the fascist blow-hards behind the steering wheel.
And the hopeless gluts that fuel their vehicle.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-08-10 15:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Been done before.
Like your mom.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-08-10 15:56:01 EDT (#)
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All this talk about fuck Canada and no mention of Caul? -2.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-10 15:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Needs more content.
surprisingly little bile.... all things considered.
Did make me smile though.
r.
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2006-08-10 15:47:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-10 15:43:56 EDT (#)
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Yeah, fuck Canada.
Walking round all high and mighty, sewing their flag on everything so people don't think they're Americans.
God damned America Jr.
Hey, pal - if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-10 15:43:15 EDT (#)
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Should read....'Canadians Love Beer'.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-10 15:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do I have to buy dinner first?