People of Ubersite: Don't come to pulseHEAD, you're not wanted! (1024 hits)
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Submitted by CATAL (View user info) at 2006-08-10 18:11:33 EDT
This is just a message to all you uberites and uberesses, we don't want you on pulseHEAD, so don't come.
Know why we don't want you? Because we're better than you. That's right, I said it. You gotta be elite to a part of pulseHEAD. We're like 1337 haXors. Don't even try and mess with us you n00b5! We'll, like, totally -5 you to death and you'll be like, crap colored (yeah, we have color codes, way cooler than ubersite, or should I say stupidsite! ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! ho ho! ah.... yeah, I went there)
You guys don't even have -5's, all you have is your puny and ineffective -2's. MWAHAHAHAHA! You can -2 me all you like, but the fact of the matter is, you can never make me drop below -2, where as on pulseHEAD we can drop you down as far as we like, to negative infinity if we feel like. Scared, huh? I thought so.
Man, your -2 is like a shriveled up, hermaphroditic, floppy, impotent, asian penis. Our -5 (and inversely +5) is like some porn star's huge, guant throbbing member, even without the pubic hairs shaved down all low.
Yeah, yeah, now you're gonna say something like, "OMG! LIEK, UBER IS WAAAAAAAY COOLER! WE HAV LIEK WAAAAAAAY MORE USERS THAN U DO! ROFL! LOL1" - but what you fail to comprehend with your puny brains half the size of the average pulseHEAD user's brain (it's science!) is that the heirarchy of internet writer communities is much like the middle ages. You see, you, ubersite, are the peons, the plebs, the peasants, the little people, while we, pulseHEAD, are royalty. We are smarter, better looking, cooler, have better jobs, get laid more, make more money, etc, etc, than YOU do. Yeah, look it up, it's true.
So we don't want you coming over and infecting us with your gross ubersite... things. YUpu're not wanted, and we don't like you. In fact no one likes you. Not even other ubersite users. Not even your mom, yeah, she told me last night (after I rolled off of her). In fact, the only person who might, possibly, NOT hate you is baby Jesus. But that's just because he's just a dumb fucking baby and doesn't know anything.
Just face, you might as well all just kill yourselves. You don't even have real, offcial contests over here. You have to organize it all yourselves and do a whole lot of extra work that's just a pain in the ass. And you can't do polls either. Wanna find out what % of ubersite likes Pepsi over Coke? Too bad! You can't! And that's exactly why you're inferior to us pulseHEADicans.
And what happens when you get bored of the color scheme? White, brown, blue. BORING. Wanna switch it up? Can't. Because you suck. Dick. Unless you're a chick, then you're just ugly.
See, on pulseHEAD, we're just plain better than you. And we revel in it. Oh, how many hours have we talked on pulseCHAT (that's right, pulseCHAT, talking instantly to other users online) making fun of all the losers on ubersite and how much better than them we are. It's so much fun. In fact that's pretty much all we do over there anymore. It's just so true.
So to round it all up, people of ubersite, don't come to pulseHEAD because you're not wanted and we're better than you and we just plain don't like you.
Besides, you'd totally just get in the way of our games of grabass.
User Reviews
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-18 06:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As if this wasn't funny.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-08-11 17:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is actually pretty funny. Of course, if your IQ was higher than the typical Uber user, then you would have no misspellings or mistakes on your post here.
Irony is an amazing thing.
I encourage Uberusers to post on pulse. I think that the feedback there is a little different. Not everybody agrees, but everyone won't agree. What fun would that be?
I like both sites. I am obviously in the minority here. I'm cool with that.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-08-11 09:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
On the assumption that this is satirical.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-11 08:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking hell uber why isn't this highly rated.
Ubersite has lost it's only asset - it's sense of humour
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-11 08:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shoutout auto +2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-11 08:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Needs more pUlse.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-08-11 03:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And what happens when you get bored of the color scheme? White, brown, blue. BORING.
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We have brown?!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-08-11 01:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Hey, that gives me a really stupid idea.....
The Headline: "ELECTRO RE-INVADES PULSEHEAD, OH SHIT!"
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-08-11 00:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I got a pulsingHead for you write here.
Submitted by fun_with_needles (user info) at 2006-08-10 23:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who the fuck are you and what the fuck is a pulsehead? is that like, a deadhead?
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-08-10 23:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is pulsehead kind of like a throbbinghead?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-08-10 21:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey ant, this was a joke, if anyone took this fucking seriously, then fuck them! they're idiots!
i didn't think this would do anything, i just thought it was funny and the little argument i had with matt inspired. matt's not even annoyed anymore.
and if you don't like sling's posts, don't read them, nobody is forcing you.
both pulse and uber are whatever you want them to be. it's whatever the users make them. if you don't like what's happening, then don't come around. it's as simple as that.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-10 21:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And ant hits the nail right on the fucking head. I had to ignore that psychotic cunt to keep from getting dumber by reading the posts that appeared.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-08-10 21:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:57:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:37:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
So...some idiot who leaves insipid comments could "fuck someone's shit up"?
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They treat shitty reviewers the same as shitty posters: Guido and Vinnie show
up at your door, and afterwards you look like KindaNews. . .
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They give you a makeover?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-10 21:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
CATAL, you don't seem to grasp the nature of Ubersite.
Or the point of pusleHEAD, for that matter.
What were you expecting from a post like this? All you've succeeded in doing is alienating a number of duel posters and flaming hostility in Uberites. Job well done! I don't know if you thought this would somehow bring people in for Hamilton's contest or what. Have you noticed that no one is signing up for it? It's because no one gives a shit - simple as that. And right now he's just as fucking annoying on that site as Kaelic is on this one.
And just so you know, with the exception of you and Daking (who is obviously insane) EVERYBODY else is blowing off pH just because of your pal Sling. I gave her the benefit of the doubt at first, but now that she's recruited a cult of little followers, I can barely stomach being on there for more than a few minutes.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-08-10 20:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Reverse psychology +1
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-08-10 20:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey antius, or kaos king, or whatever, Frankie says relax!
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-08-10 20:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is not new. Nobody wants me.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-10 20:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
CATAL, you stupid fuck...
First you egg on that psychotic woman to post more of her nonsense, then you do something like this?
Christ, all this is gonna do is make ickle lil' Hamilton cry, beacuse this further drives people away from his idiotic contest.
Haven't you noticed the lack of posts over there lately? It's because of you, Hammy, and fucking Sling.
How about you shut that bleeding cunt hole you call a mouth before I smash you in the head with a brick...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:37:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
So...some idiot who leaves insipid comments could "fuck someone's shit up"?
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They treat shitty reviewers the same as shitty posters: Guido and Vinnie show
up at your door, and afterwards you look like KindaNews. . .
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's like the WWF vs. the WCW, and we all know what happened there.
Well, not all of us........
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this bullshit, is it not?
Does anyone really care?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:11:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
LOLZ
(But we all know that, deep inside, you and all the other pulsehead people sincerely believe every word of this.)
Of course.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well you could annoy people at least.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So...some idiot who leaves insipid comments could "fuck someone's shit up"?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I stuck a hot iron up your pulseHEAD peeHOLE.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
wait... on pulsehead you can leave random comments.....
comment by cunt on 2006.08.10 at 07:34 PM (#)
is this gay? i would say so
what stops people like me fucking your shit up?
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
righto pip.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
needs more jews.
and less...well, less of your writing actually. I think that would make a great start, then we can have the jews.
sieg juden
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i hate pulsehead.
what's that fuckers name? gassssssscscsscccccccccsssssccssssccsssscssssccsssscsccsss.
um.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i'm way to important to care about all these shenanigans...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87810
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:31:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Guys it's obviously a joke.
Though pulse IS better than Uber.
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That's NOT what you tell me, two-face.
Is this what passes for hate over at the other place?
OH AND CATAL, OMG YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF BECAUSE I BEAT YOU IN FUPA!!!11
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOLZ
(But we all know that, deep inside, you and all the other pulsehead people sincerely believe every word of this.)
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now aren't we a hateful bastard.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:17:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
both sites are horrible
Submitted by mc (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm not reading that.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <GASP> Oh god that was funny.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you have -(+) 5?? I'm totally coming over.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:17:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
both sites are horrible
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by adjones619 (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:20:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
bITCH YOU DID ALL THAT BECAUSE YOUR SITE IS ABOUT TO SHUT DOWN FOR NO MEMBERS AND YOU WANT TO USE TO COME CHECK IT OUT SO YOU CAN GET THE HITS AND MAYBE STAY OPEN FOR ANOTHER MONTH. I HAD NEVER HEARD OF THAT SHITTY ASS SITE. GO FUCK A SNAKE
Thanks for reading
I can't tell if that was a joke or if that was serious. It just seems so much like what I imitated in the post that I can't believe it's not a joke, bu then again...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Guys it's obviously a joke.
Though pulse IS better than Uber.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck right off
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's because you're an immature child and didn't get your ass grabbed enough over there, Ax.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think I'm going over and post goatse on Pulsehead.
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck, i don't care, i think this is funny as hell
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.pulsehead.com/message/3532/Now+Presenting%3F+The+World%3Fs+First+Ever+Super-Official+PulseCAPADES%21%21%21.html
The reason for this post.
andrewhateverthefuck, you're a moron. Stay out of the discussion, the big people are talking right now.
Submitted by adjones619 (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bITCH YOU DID ALL THAT BECAUSE YOUR SITE IS ABOUT TO SHUT DOWN FOR NO MEMBERS AND YOU WANT TO USE TO COME CHECK IT OUT SO YOU CAN GET THE HITS AND MAYBE STAY OPEN FOR ANOTHER MONTH. I HAD NEVER HEARD OF THAT SHITTY ASS SITE. GO FUCK A SNAKE
Thanks for reading
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
both sites are horrible
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now you're acting like an immature fucking child. How nice...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-10 18:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh good. New flock of trolls coming over.
This was your best idea yet.