Teh Leaf is turning and teh owls are all AHHH AHHH AHHH (633 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.69 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by RockDocc (View user info) at 2006-08-10 23:32:02 EDT
HAUNTINGS
Years ago in this very place (Japan?)
owls were noisy at night and flew in empty space (I'd sure hope it was empty...the whole not empty thing...not good)
under a blood red sky evil lay in wait (DUN DUN DUUUN!)
Angelica was her name (Angelica of the darkness and ever lasting bad mood who routinely cut herself)
Ramon was his (its always the mexicans, always gots to get the white women)
everywhere they went the owls would follow not letting them escape. (eeek! TEH OWLS TEH OWLS!)
Ahhhhh ahhhhh the haunting cries of the devil owls (quite sure owls really don't go ahhh)
love conquers all but it had never met this (ARRR! love has never met the owls!)
love conquers all but perhaps not in this life (well if you think about it, the next life probably won't go over so well either...)
Graveyards now bear the headstones (of death and decay and darkness and my eternal hatred for life)
and the families would weep (actually Angelica's family would, Ramons family would sue the govt)
your penalty is to pay the price of two lovers who conquered bliss (GODDAMNIT! Of course it is, looking at this from an economic standpoint, two perfectly good workers are dead before they could actually get jobs, therefore depriving the economy of much needed cash, and driving up gas prices.
GODDAMNIT!)
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Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-30 01:36:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:32:09 (#)
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too bad you have to satire others work to get plus 2's
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well, one does what one has to.
btw, why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-08-26 04:42:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-11 16:59:00 (#)
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Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2006-08-11 00:54:34 (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-10 23:34:36 (#)
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The title was +2 worthy alone. I laughed before I opened the post.
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:32:09 EDT (#)
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too bad you have to satire others work to get plus 2's
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-08-13 09:49:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-12 13:24:16 EDT (#)
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Woohoo!
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-08-12 13:00:07 EDT (#)
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=) Awesome
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-11 17:11:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-11 16:59:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2006-08-11 00:54:34 (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-10 23:34:36 (#)
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The title was +2 worthy alone. I laughed before I opened the post.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-11 05:15:31 EDT (#)
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kay..I'm back.
jesus, I turn my back for a moment and suddenly it gets taken off the front page....
nuh-uh girlfriend
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-11 03:19:11 EDT (#)
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Wow, you posted again and took this off the main page? This was perfect Uber content. It might've gone down in history with posts like, "what the hell man etc etc etc". You couldn've been UBER FAMOUS.
Instead you took it off the main page, so few people will ever see it. And you can't do a repost, cause it would ruin the circle of life on Ubersite.
You sir, just shot yourself in the foot.
Submitted by fluffy_love (user info) at 2006-08-11 01:14:42 EDT (#)
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love conquers all but it had never met this (ARRR! love has never met the owls!)
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-08-11 00:59:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2006-08-11 00:54:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-10 23:34:36 (#)
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The title was +2 worthy alone. I laughed before I opened the post.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-08-11 00:46:54 EDT (#)
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Sure.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-08-11 00:07:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-10 23:34:36 (#)
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The title was +2 worthy alone. I laughed before I opened the post.
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funniest thing i have read all day you inspire me
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-10 23:46:42 EDT (#)
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Who's driving!?
OH MY GOSH BEAR IS DRIVING HOW CAN THAT BE!?
Submitted by fun_with_needles (user info) at 2006-08-10 23:41:44 EDT (#)
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i peed myself a little bit
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-10 23:34:36 EDT (#)
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The title was +2 worthy alone. I laughed before I opened the post.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-10 23:33:26 EDT (#)
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ya know what? It's a little hard to read. is there like a bold function or something I can turn on to differentiate between teh ghey emo, and my sexy commentary?