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Please, Please, Please tell me you are fucking with me?! (1009 hits)

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Submitted by Sexualchocolate (View user info) at 2006-08-11 10:16:57 EDT


I just read this message, but before I link it, don't read it. It's bullshit...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91675

It goes on about how people shouldn't blame all Muslims for the actions of extremists. (Is it just me or are we all getting tired of being told not to blame the Muslim poulation?)

I don't normally like to get into the politics and racial arguments on Uber, give me some sicko rape story any day, but this just makes me sick...

Courtasy of the Sunday Telegraph...

Four out of 10 British Muslims want sharia law introduced into parts of the country, a survey reveals today.

Sharia Law, which is practised in large parts of the Middle East, specifies stonings and amputations as routine punishments. Religious police are responsible for bringing suspects before special courts.

Sharia should be introduced in "predominantly Muslim" areas of Britain, according to 40% of the 500 Muslims polled.

The ICM opinion poll also indicates that a fifth of the UK Muslim poulation have sympathy with the "feelings and motives" of the suicide bombers who attacked New York on 9.11 and London on 7.7.

WHAT THE FUCK!!!

They want us to intruduce the law from their Islamic homeland into our country, in which we let them live?! This is disgusting. A lot of these are "British born Muslims" too. So what they are saying is that they were born here, brought up here, but want us to make exceptions in our equal rights policies and the way our country works so that they can live their life the same way they would in an Islamic country. Well I tell you what, get the fuck out of the UK and back to those Islamic countries that a ruled by sharia law, and take those fucking, cock sucking extremists with you!

You'd think a community tough enough to agree with stoning women to death for adultery would be able to deter their fellow Muslims from bombing innocent people in planes, subways, and sky scrapers. They should enforce an inter-muslim punishment for planning, conducting, assisting, or having anything to do with a terror attack. This punishment should be a seizing of all assets, and an automatic ejection from the country, not only for the offender, but for the whole extended family of the offender whether they agree with their relatives actions or not. This would put an extra sacrifice for them to make as they know they will die in the attack, but it would really make them think if they thought their families would be punished.

The siezed assets could then be used to help the people who have been effected by the attacks and to pay for the security measure we've been forced to introduce.


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Submitted by Aesthetic (user info) at 2006-08-12 10:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Send them all back to their homeland if they want to live by their laws.

Submitted by sandsoftime (user info) at 2006-08-12 09:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yawn!

Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2006-08-12 03:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Pretty void seeing as you know jack shit about (sharia) law and what it would really entail. Did you know in England it's legal to shoot a Welshman with a crossbow in certain parts of London after midnight?

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-08-11 20:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I have come to the conclusion that there can be no global civil society because of Islam. Most of the Muslim world lives in a sort of medieval way, and behave similarly to the way Christian Europe did at that time period.

Crusades were fought and hundreds of thousands, probably millions, in fact, almost definitely millions, of people were killed. The goal of Islam is for the whole world to become Islamic - or should they resist, be killed. Many Muslims believe in this kind of doctrine and today Iran may have atomic weapons. If it doesn't, it will soon.

By the time I die, I think that the world will be broken down into three groups: Europe/Americas/Anzacistan, East Asia/Pacific Islands, and the Middle East/Africa. These groups will be locked in an Orwellian state of perpetual war until some party opts to use nuclear weapons, at which point, most of the world dies.



Thank you religious people.

Submitted by theadmiral (user info) at 2006-08-11 19:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:16:36 (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't think people who get on this kind of rant understand what an enormous religion Islam is. The proportion of terrorists out of the total population must be ludicrously small. I don't have facts and figures to throw at you abotu who's a terrorist, but there are somewhere around 6313.78 MILLION Muslims in the world(http://www.islamicpopulation.com/world_islam.html), and think about it...if that many people actually wanted to end everyone who wasn't muslim for all time, doesn't it seem like maybe they would have been able to do more damage than they have? Don't you think that that system of muslim law would be in place in more areas?

As far as deporting, slapping, blowing raspberries at, whatever, the friends and families of confirmed terrorists...I don't know about you, but if I'm planning to blow something like a plane or building up? I'm not telling anyone. But that's just me.

It grosses me out to see sentiments like this expressed. It's your right and all, but it makes me think we're really more in the intelligence shitter than I thought.

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Wow
I never knew there where slightly over 6 billion muslims in the world. The world of population slightly over 6 billion.



Submitted by anass (user info) at 2006-08-11 17:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can see why your username is "sexualchocolate"; your thoughts exude this quality...

If the "country-in-question" wasn't so "shady" aka dodgey then there would be less of a "discipline-issue"!

Your idea nailed the solution to the wall as well as calling it out to the back for a "roughing-up." But it sucks that it's inapplicable due to the fucked-up nature of such a "terroristBacked-economy"

Inter-disciplinary tactics are beyond necessary in such a time of "butting-conflict" [By butting conflict I mean "this has been a stewing-issue for long enough"] But how else can one fix a country that operates with its citizens as tools and targets?


Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

okay to start out with, yes there are some bad muslums in the world but dont all religions have their chance. i mean really. now is just the muslum bad period. a long time ago catholics and other christians spread christianity throught the world by making slaves of other races. the ancient egyptians forced their beliefs on jews by making them slaves and murdering their families. the romans conquored and repressed christians because they beleived in one god. The Native americans were raped, massacared, and driven nearly to extinction by early american settlers in the name of god. think about this, in the americas over 8 million native americans, not only in the U.S., were slaughtered. Hitler killed 6 million jews in the name of god. yeah hitler was a christian. so it seems to me that history just makes cycles of things and as far as things go christianity used to be just as bad as muslums. later down the road they will settle down and stop all of the stupidity just as most christians have. what they are doing is just happening now instead of a 200 or even 70 years ago.

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't think people who get on this kind of rant understand what an enormous religion Islam is. The proportion of terrorists out of the total population must be ludicrously small. I don't have facts and figures to throw at you abotu who's a terrorist, but there are somewhere around 6313.78 MILLION Muslims in the world(http://www.islamicpopulation.com/world_islam.html), and think about it...if that many people actually wanted to end everyone who wasn't muslim for all time, doesn't it seem like maybe they would have been able to do more damage than they have? Don't you think that that system of muslim law would be in place in more areas?

As far as deporting, slapping, blowing raspberries at, whatever, the friends and families of confirmed terrorists...I don't know about you, but if I'm planning to blow something like a plane or building up? I'm not telling anyone. But that's just me.

It grosses me out to see sentiments like this expressed. It's your right and all, but it makes me think we're really more in the intelligence shitter than I thought.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-08-11 14:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-11 13:29:32 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by theadmiral (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:28:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

Muslims want to force thier beliefs on a different country. Amazing parallel to Americans don't you think.

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Just like when missionarys go to africa to teach God Mormon(sp) and every other religion to them

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I never saw missionaries cut peoples hands off.

I never saw missionaries say women had to be veiled all the time and had no rights.

I never saw missionaries put people in prison for handing out the Koran.

I never heard of missionaries inflicting genital mutilation.

I have never heard of a christian country where you could get a beating for holding a girls hand.

I know that all of the above are supported in countries with shaira law (except for th egenital mutilation, that is only a few muslim african regions).



I don't think America is perfect, far from it, but you are retarted if you think there problems are even in the same league.

You know the biggest difference, when americans do something fucked up (Iraq??) the biggest protests are in the US (actually maybe not the biggest, but they were pretty fucking huge). When muslims fuck up do you see any protests, no you see parades calling them Martyrs. When we have nutjob abortion clinic bombings we have christians protesting them.

In indonesia (with the largest muslim population in the world) there were no protests against the bali bombing. No protests against the hotel bombing in jakarta. They did have rallies in support of the guys they caught, they had protests (near riots) in defense of the cleric who masterminded it. Maybe I am blind but where od you see the equivalent anywhere in the western world?

Israel who is getting a terrible rap for a fight they didn't start is having protest by its own people for peace, do you see any protests anywhere in the muslim world for hezebullah to stop using civilians as shields? To I don't know maybe give backt he soilder they captured, or god forbid stop launching rockets?



Submitted by theadmiral (user info) at 2006-08-11 14:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:42:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by theadmiral (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:28:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

Muslims want to force thier beliefs on a different country. Amazing parallel to Americans don't you think.


Not only the Americans, Christians love nothing more than to push their beliefs onto everyone else too.

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when the american governemt is doing the "will of god" is there any reason to differentiate them from a christian bible pusher?

Submitted by Laser (user info) at 2006-08-11 13:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can't everyone leave eachother the fuck alone?

Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-11 13:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

have another one for hating freedom of speech/opinion.



Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-11 13:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by theadmiral (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:28:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

Muslims want to force thier beliefs on a different country. Amazing parallel to Americans don't you think.

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Just like when missionarys go to africa to teach God Mormon(sp) and every other religion to them

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-11 13:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

They should enforce an inter-muslim punishment for planning, conducting, assisting, or having anything to do with a terror attack. This punishment should be a seizing of all assets, and an automatic ejection from the country, not only for the offender, but for the whole extended family of the offender whether they agree with their relatives actions or not. This would put an extra sacrifice for them to make as they know they will die in the attack, but it would really make them think if they thought their families would be punished.
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excellent idea I'll get Tony Blair to work on that right away

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well for one thing, its the unbeleeivebale stupidity, secondly is th insane heat seeking statment
third is the number of suspiciously alteresque accounts that gave you a +2 to keep thi almost 0 rating, and fourthly you're +2ing yourself.

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:44:20 (#)
Ranking: -2

This is an alter people, a few -2s is more than enough, no need to get it heated

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Woody how dare you call me an Alter! I'm the original Sexualchocolate damn you! Honestly, this is my one and only account / username. I am sexualchocolate you fucking asshat!

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is an alter people, a few -2s is more than enough, no need to get it heated

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by theadmiral (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:28:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

Muslims want to force thier beliefs on a different country. Amazing parallel to Americans don't you think.


Not only the Americans, Christians love nothing more than to push their beliefs onto everyone else too.

Submitted by theadmiral (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Muslims want to force thier beliefs on a different country. Amazing parallel to Americans don't you think.

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:07:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

This could have been done ALOT better, proof read next time.

Have a zero because I agree with you...

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Thanks for the 0 Bob, I would have proof read but I'm at work and shouldn't really be on Uber.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You'd think a community tough enough to agree with stoning women to death for adultery would be able to deter their fellow Muslims from bombing innocent people in planes, subways, and sky scrapers. They should enforce an inter-muslim punishment for planning, conducting, assisting, or having anything to do with a terror attack. This punishment should be a seizing of all assets, and an automatic ejection from the country, not only for the offender, but for the whole extended family of the offender whether they agree with their relatives actions or not. This would put an extra sacrifice for them to make as they know they will die in the attack, but it would really make them think if they thought their families would be punished.
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But the Quran states that they are allowed to do whatever they want to the infidels.

They should, however, be punishing Muslims that kill other Muslims in such attacks. That is not allowed.

Unless it is in the name of Jihad.

And it is.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This could have been done ALOT better, proof read next time.

Have a zero because I agree with you...

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:04:30 (#)
Ranking: -2

yes the Telegraph that renowned fair and balanced paper.

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Submitted by Stuch (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:03:44 (#)
Ranking: -1

"Sunday Telegraph"

Haha, say no more.

(I'm a pompous Thunderer.)


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To be fair, I don't read the paper, this whole sharia law thing I saw on TV and just so happend to find an article on the Telegraph website.

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jo (user info) at 2006-08-11 10:56:44 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by houseman (user info) at 2006-08-11 10:37:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

I think all Muslims should be shot on sight.

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Just muslims? Is that because of their religion or the whole terrorist angle?

Wondering... because if its the whole terrorist thing why not go whole hog and kill all the Irish, Spanish etc?

Fuck me, we could solve all the worlds problems... just kill everyone! Damn. Why has nobody else thought of that. You must be a bloody genius!








or maybe... just a retard.


My post even says not to kill them, just kick the ones that want Sharia law in the UK out!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

yes the Telegraph that renowned fair and balanced paper.

Submitted by Stuch (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

"Sunday Telegraph"

Haha, say no more.

(I'm a pompous Thunderer.)


Submitted by Jo (user info) at 2006-08-11 10:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by houseman (user info) at 2006-08-11 10:37:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

I think all Muslims should be shot on sight.

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Just muslims? Is that because of their religion or the whole terrorist angle?

Wondering... because if its the whole terrorist thing why not go whole hog and kill all the Irish, Spanish etc?

Fuck me, we could solve all the worlds problems... just kill everyone! Damn. Why has nobody else thought of that. You must be a bloody genius!








or maybe... just a retard.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-11 10:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-08-11 10:39:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

It's also interesting to note that, although not most Muslims are terrorists, most terrorists are Muslim.
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But 20 years ago, most terrorists were Irish and today's terrorists were CIA operatives.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-11 10:47:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2006-08-11 10:36:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-08-11 10:18:47 (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh do shut up

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-08-11 10:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's also interesting to note that, although not most Muslims are terrorists, most terrorists are Muslim.

Submitted by houseman (user info) at 2006-08-11 10:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think all Muslims should be shot on sight.

Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2006-08-11 10:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-08-11 10:18:47 (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh do shut up

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-11 10:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Take the names of everyone involved in any terrorist activity and eject every single Muslim with any connection to them from our country
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Don't you see ANY issue at all with the above statement?

Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2006-08-11 10:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck yeah.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-08-11 10:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Amen to that!!

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-08-11 10:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh do shut up


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