"Beebed:" the Ubermusical - Act V (and THE END!) (496 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicLabels: ubermusical beebed
Rating: 1.29 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2006-08-11 13:45:52 EDT
Act I - http://www.ubersite.com/m/91005
Act II - http://www.ubersite.com/m/91359
Act III - http://www.ubersite.com/m/91419
Act IV - http://www.ubersite.com/m/91632
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HABEEB Head it out. Come on, guys.
AXOLOTL Alright. Move out, move out, move out.
ADAMDIDIT2U [farts a bugle fanfare]
MERLINA Oh! Well, this "Greased 'Gina" junkbox shaped up. And it's as hot as the parts on it.
JAYPEG Hey, we didn't steal all of it. Urbane donated her seat, AND her box!
BADASSMOFO Hey, this baby's gonna knock 'em on their ears at The Bum's Ass!.
AXOLOTL Yeah, right! You could still change your mind.
MERLINA The flag goes down in three hours.
BADASSMOFO And Greased 'Gina strikes!
ADAMDIDIT2U Hey, Miss Merlina, you comin'?
MERLINA I don't expect my boys to let me down, and I won't let them down without going down on
'em. [flashes tits, revealing black widow tattoo]
AXOLOTL Sweet holy Moses!
JAYPEG Way to go, Merlina!
HABEEB I wanna talk to you.
BADASSMOFO What's wrong?
HABEEB Look, um, those guys at The Bum's Ass, they don't fool around. You know that, right?
BADASSMOFO What, y-you want me to wear protection? Use K-Y?
HABEEB No, I'm not saying that. But, I'm - I'm just-- You know what I mean. I--
BADASSMOFO Hey, hey, Habeeb, uh... we've been friends a long time, r-right?
HABEEB Yeah.
BADASSMOFO Well, you remember the, the drive-in the other night, we went, and, and the movie, and
there was like the duel, and the guy's best friend went with him, and, and, and, like, uh, was his, like, his lieutenant, like a second, you know?
HABEEB Yeah. So?
BADASSMOFO Well, uh... I thought that you could maybe be my catcher at The Bum's Ass.
HABEEB What do you mean? You want, you want to give me a rusty trombone, or, or what?
BADASSMOFO No, I...umm....well...just cover my rear, would ya? In case I get raped.
HABEEB Oh, hey!
BADASSMOFO Hey! [Habeeb and Badassmofo embrace] Uh, well, listen, I'll pick you up at 3, huh?.
HABEEB Yeah, right.
BADASSMOFO Yeah. Hey, Jay, open up the door. What are you standing around for? There's a spot over
there. Get your can off the front of the car, you putz!
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CIRCE Oh, hello, Rizz. Are you going to The Bum's Ass?
RIZZO Not a chance. I get too much ass as it is.
CIRCE I've got to go. I have to talk to Habeeb.
RIZZO Unless you've got wheels and a motor, he won't know you're alive.
CIRCE Listen, Rizzo, I know that we haven't been the best of friends, but if there's anything I can do...
RIZZO Oh, I can take care of myself, and anybody else who comes along. You think I don't know
what people are saying about me? FUCK UBER! FUCK 'EM ALL! Hey. Thanks.
STRWBRYFANATIC [laughs with Kristen, points to Rizzo] That's the one I was telling you about.
["THERE ARE WORSE THINGS I COULD DO"]
RIZZO *There are worse things I could do*
*Than make Badass spill his goo*
*Even though the Ubercliques*
*Think I suck the Uberdicks*
*I suppose it could be true*
*But, there are worse things I could do*
*I could flirt with all the fags*
*Smile at them and spread my legs*
*Press against them when we dance*
*Make them think I'll drop my pants*
*Then refuse to see it through*
*That's a thing I'd never do*
*I could stay home every night*
*Wait around for Mr. Right*
*Write on pulsehead every day*
*And throw my life away*
*On a post that isn't true*
*I could hurt someone like me*
*Out of spite or jealousy*
*I don't steal and I'm not tough*
*But, I'll camwhore in the buff*
*Pecs like mine, you never knew*
*But, to post a minus two*
*That's the worst thing I could do*
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SPHAGNUM So, you guys think you got a winner there, huh?
KINDANEWS So, you guys think you got a winner there, huh?
WHYSENHEIMER So, you guys think you got a winner there, huh?
THOREAUME So, you guys think you got a winner there, huh?
BADASSMOFO That's right.
SPHAGNUM Yeah, well, it takes more than a bottle of Astroglide to make fuck at The Bum's Ass.
KINDANEWS Yeah, well, it takes more than a bottle of Astroglide to make fuck at The Bum's Ass.
WHYSENHEIMER Yeah, well, it takes more than a bottle of Astroglide to make fuck at The Bum's Ass.
THOREAUME Yeah, well, it takes more than a bottle of Astroglide to make fuck at The Bum's Ass.
BADASSMOFO Oh, yeah?
SPHAGNUM You guys ain't thinkin' about changing your mind, are you?
KINDANEWS You guys ain't thinkin' about changing your mind, are you?
WHYSENHEIMER You guys ain't thinkin' about changing your mind, are you?
THOREAUME You guys ain't thinkin' about changing your mind, are you?
BADASSMOFO No way!
SPHAGNUM Good, 'cos we're racing for pinks.
KINDANEWS Good, 'cos we're racing for pinks.
WHYSENHEIMER Good, 'cos we're racing for pinks.
THOREAUME Good, 'cos we're racing for pinks.
HABEEB Pinks?
SPHAGNUM Pinks, you punk! Pink clits! Vaginal tracts! Fuckin' n00b.
KINDANEWS Pinks, you punk! Pink clits! Vaginal tracts! Fuckin' n00b.
WHYSENHEIMER Pinks, you punk! Pink clits! Vaginal tracts! Fuckin' n00b.
THOREAUME Pinks, you punk! Pink clits! Vaginal tracts! Fuckin' n00b.
HABEEB Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
BADASSMOFO Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
SPHAGNUM Ohhhh....
KINDANEWS Ohhhh....
WHYSENHEIMER Ohhhh....
THOREAUME Ohhhh....
[UrbaneMischief walks up and pulls something out of her shirt, hands it to him/them]
BADASSMOFO Now, don't you worry about it. I'll take care of it, alright?
SPHAGNUM Ha ha ha! Hey, get the dude, man! Ha ha ha ha ha!
KINDANEWS Ha ha ha! Hey, get the dude, man! Ha ha ha ha ha!
WHYSENHEIMER Ha ha ha! Hey, get the dude, man! Ha ha ha ha ha!
THOREAUME Ha ha ha! Hey, get the dude, man! Ha ha ha ha ha!
[walks away, leaving trail of -2's on front page]
RAD What did she give him?
ORGASMATRON A lock of hair - from her chest!
RAD Poor Badassmofo. [spots penny on ground] Hey! See a penny, pick it up, all day long
you'll want to fuck!
ORGASMATRON Gimme that!
MERLINA If Greased 'Gina were in any better condition, it would orgasm on its own.
BADASSMOFO Yeah? Well, she's gonna.
ORGASMATRON Here, Badassmofo. I brought you a little something for good luck. [holds out penny]
BADASSMOFO Gee, thanks. [Orgasmatron drops penny]
ORGASMATRON Oops! I dropped it. Let me bend over and get that for you.
BADASSMOFO Don't worry about it.
ORGASMATRON I'm sorry.
BADASSMOFO Don't worry.
ORGASMATRON I'm sorry.
BADASSMOFO I'll get it. [bends down to pick up penny, Adamdidit2u opens car door and hits
Badassmofo in head]
ORGASMATRON Oh!
AXOLOTL You putz!
ORGASMATRON Oh!
HABEEB Badassmofo?
ORGASMATRON Oh, here, put this under his head...while I give him some head...er...I mean...ahem.
JAYPEG Beeb, he's out cold. Might never be able to post again.
AXOLOTL What are we gonna do?
HABEEB Badassmofo, hey, talk to me, buddy, huh.
BADASSMOFO What?
HABEEB You O.K.?
BADASSMOFO Yeah. Yeah, I'm O.K. I'm fine. Oh, God.
MERLINA You can't post.
BADASSMOFO Hey, no, really, I'm, I'm all right. I, I'm, I'm just seeing two of you, man!
HABEEB Naw, that's just my alter, JonnyX. Hey, hey, you want me to post for you? Huh?
BADASSMOFO Yeah. Yeah.
HABEEB Alright. C'mon, let's help him up.
JAYPEG Hey, Orgasmatron, gimme a hand.
ADAMDIDIT2U I'm sorry.
BADASSMOFO It's O.K., Adam.
SPHAGNUM Hey. The rules are there ain't no rules. It's to the bum's ass and back. And the one
who cums first wins.
KINDANEWS Hey. The rules are there ain't no rules. It's to the bum's ass and back. And the one
who cums first wins.
WHYSENHEIMER Hey. The rules are there ain't no rules. It's to the bum's ass and back. And the one
who cums first wins.
THOREAUME Hey. The rules are there ain't no rules. It's to the bum's ass and back. And the one
who cums first wins.
[starts lubing up]
MERLINA Haul ass, kid.
SPHAGNUM You ain't gonna see the light of fusion, Thomas. [strokes harder]
KINDANEWS You ain't gonna see the light of fusion, Thomas. [strokes harder]
WHYSENHEIMER You ain't gonna see the light of fusion, Thomas. [strokes harder]
THOREAUME You ain't gonna see the light of fusion, Thomas. [strokes harder]
[Urbane drops pants and goes to town, Beeb and Sphagnum start racing]
BADASSMOFO Go, Habeeb!
CAULAINCOURT Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Oh, merci!
URBANEMISCHIEF Come on, baby!
SPHAGNUM Yeah!
FAT TONIES Freaks!
CAULAINCOURT Sacre bleu!
BADASSMOFO If I cum now, will it be too soon?
[cheering]
AXOLOTL OH YEAH! OHHHH YOU'RE SO CLOSE! C'MON...JUST A LITTLE FURTHER...DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!
[Habeeb pumps furiously at the last minute and cums ahead of Sphagnum by three strokes,
leaving trails of semen dribbling out of the bum's ass and onto the front page]
ADAMDIDIT2U Alright!
JAYPEG Hey, Habeeb, you were great!
AXOLOTL & JAYPEG For he's a jolly good fellow, and he's a funny bedfellow, he paints his peeners in
yellow...which nobody can deny!
CIRCE [singing to herself]
(*Look at me, there has to be*)
(*Something more than what they see*)
(*Wholesome and pure, oh, so scared and unsure*)
(*A poor man's Miss Circe*)
CAULAINCOURT Circe! Habeeb won! Isn't that great?
CIRCE Yeah.
CAULAINCOURT What's the matter? Aren't you happy?
CIRCE No, not really, Caulaincourt, but I think I know a way I could be. Could you help me?
CAULAINCOURT Of course. Be happy to, darling. Just name the time and place and I'll go down on you.
CIRCE Can I come over to your place?
CAULAINCOURT Oh my gawd YES! Come on! [grabs her hand and pulls her along running]
CIRCE [singing to herself]
(*Circe, you must start anew*)
(*Don't you know what you must do?*)
(*Hold your head high, take some jizz in your eye...*)
CAULAINCOURT Come on, Circe! This Viagra is only good for two hours!
CIRCE [singing to herself]
(*Goodbye to Miss Circe*)
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[chimes]
PROFESSIONAL_PEON Attention, n00b users. Before the merriment of UberMadness commences, I hope that your
tenure with us here at Ubersite has prepared you for the MVA challengers you face. Who knows, among you there may be a future Carol Richards, or a Corn Nugget. And among you young men, there may be a Swamp Donkey, a Captain Foamy, or even a Bart Cilfone. But always you will have the glorious memories of Ubersite. Because the future is Uber...forever! Now let's get ready for Ubermadness! [pulls another hidden beer from between tits, chugs it down]
[chimes]
Oh, Filthy Assistant, stop blubbering. You know why you can't participate this year. Maybe now you'll think twice before fooling around with the moderators like last year.
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[music: "Life Is A Highway..." instrumental]
[cheering]
FILTHY ASSISTANT How many?
ORGASMATRON One.
[ding]
AXOLOTL I don't believe it. I don't believe it. How can we get disqualified on SPT?
ADAMDIDIT2U Did I even make a SPT post?
MERLINA Step right up here. It's for a wonderful cause - Bart's retirement fund. Throw a catchy phrase on the Uberboard.
AXOLOTL Kaos-King, how could you have DQed us?! You sold us out to the review board!
KAOS-KING Don't worry, you can try again next year. All you gotta do is learn how to write better.
ADAMDIDIT2U Write better?! Dig this! [throws weak insult on post, Kaos blasts him with witty retort]
KAOS-KING Now, see, if you'd learn how to write better, I wouldn't have had such a good comeback.
AXOLOTL Wise guy, huh?
ADAMDIDIT2U Yeah!
AXOLOTL Take that! [slings multiple -2 shitstorm, gets banned]
KAOS-KING Why, you couldn't even last one round. [Redskieslookfake spams Kaos-King with his wit]
Hey, kid! What's your name? I want you.
REDSKIESLOOKFAKE It's Redskieslookfake.
KAOS-KING You're a great poster.
REDSKIESLOOKFAKE Aw, thank you. [Adam hurls vulgar epithets at Redskieslookfake, chasing him away]
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BADASSMOFO Rizzo! Hey, Rizzo! Get off of that thing in your condition!
RIZZO Forget it, it was a false alarm.
BADASSMOFO What?
RIZZO I'm not pregnant and I don't have teh ghey AIDS! It was only gonorrhea!
BADASSMOFO Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Look here, I'll make an honest she-male of you.
RIZZO Listen, fella, if this is a line, I ain't biting. Unless you're erect.
BADASSMOFO It's a boner fide offer.
RIZZO Well, it ain't candy and roses, but...okay! [starts sucking dick on all of Mofo's posts]
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JAYPEG Hey, there's Thomas!
AXOLOTL You got to be kidding man!
ADAMDIDIT2U Well, well, well!
JAYPEG Hey, Habeeb!
AXOLOTL Hey, hey, what is this, Halloween?
ADAMDIDIT2U Who's blackmailing you to post clean, pure posts, huh?
HABEEB While you tools were out downloading porn, I started IMing with Loren. Ya dig?
AXOLOTL I can't believe it. Habeeb Thomas gone clean? No more peenars and fusion?
HABEEB That's right. Brand New Shlongy! Erm, I mean, Beeb!
JAYPEG What are you doing, deserting us to become a real writer?
HABEEB Well, you guys can't post shit all your lives, can you? Oh, c'mon, guys, you know
that used to mean a lot to me, it's just that Circe does, too. And I-I'm gonna do anything I can to get her to come to Chicago and marry me, that's all.
[guys let out wolf whistles as Circe camwhores with yellow peenars in all of her holes]
HABEEB Circe!
CIRCE Mmf...mmf...[swallows]...oh, tell me about it, stud!
["USE AN ARIAL FONT"]
HABEEB *I got chills they're multiplyin'*
*And I'm losin' control*
*'Cause the pictures you're supplyin'*
*They're erectifyin' (erectifyin', erectifyin', erectifyin')*
CIRCE *You better shape up, 'cos I need a man*
*And my bookmarks link to you*
*You better shape up, you better understand*
*To my posts I must be true*
HABEEB *No one else, no one else I can review*
HABEEB & CIRCE *Use an Arial font (no more pictures of cunt) ooh, ooh, ooh, honey*
*Use an Arial font (no more pictures of cunt) ooh, ooh, ooh, honey*
*Use an Arial font (no more pictures of cunt) ooh, ooh, ooh*
*The font I need (all I need) for you to read (yes, indeed)*
CIRCE *If your peenar's infected*
*'Cause you boinked with a ghey*
*I'll provide an inspection*
*And feel your legs*
HABEEB Wooow!
HABEEB *I better shape up, 'cos you need a man*
CIRCE *I need a man*
*Who can keep me satisfied (who can keep me satisfied)*
HABEEB *I better shape up, if I'm gonna prove*
CIRCE *You better prove*
*Your time on Uber's justified*
HABEEB *Are you sure? 'Cos...*
CIRCE *Yes...*
HABEEB & CIRCE *I'll toss my shit aside*
*Use an Arial font (no more pictures of cunt) ooh, ooh, ooh, honey*
*Use an Arial font (no more pictures of cunt) ooh, ooh, ooh, honey*
*Use an Arial font (no more pictures of cunt) ooh, ooh, ooh*
*The font I need (all I need) for you to read (yes, indeed)*
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[ding]
CAULAINCOURT Hey, everybody! Rizzo and Badassmofo made up! And they're banging around like a piñata!
AXOLOTL Alright!
CAULAINCOURT Oh, look! Oh, the gang's together!
ORGASMATRON But, what are we gonna do after UberMadness?
RAD Yeah. Maybe we'll get pissed, leave Uber, and never see each other again.
HABEEB Nah, that'll never happen.
JAYPEG How do you know?
HABEEB What do you mean, how do I know? We're talking about UBERSITE!
[ding]
HABEEB A womp bom a looma...
ALL A womp bam boom!
["WE STICK TOGETHER"]
ALL *We stick together to ram Osama's llama with dingoes and Nitty's dong*
*Remembered forever as shitty old whiners with the crotchety Uber taunts*
*Whack, smack, wank it and get it off, that's the way it should be*
*Wa-ooh, yeah!*
*We're one of a kind like trippy dipshits that watch too much Scooby doo*
*Our names are signed on horrible terrible shitposts that floundered and made a flop*
*Whack, smack, wank it and get it off, we'll always rule Ubersite*
*Si-yi-yi-yite!*
*When we go out at night (ah, ha)*
*And find a girl that's tight (ah, ha)*
*A stranger to our club*
*Show her the Shlongy dance*
*Then make her drop her pants*
*You can then post some sex pics like sick-of-semen!*
*Ram Osama's llama with dingoes and Nitty's dong*
*Old whiners with the crotchety Uber taunts*
*Whack, smack, wank it and get it off*
*Old trippy dipshits that watch too much Scooby doo*
*Horrible terrible shitposts that floundered and made a flop*
*Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-le-latio now*
*Ram Osama's llama with dingoes and Nitty's dong*
*Old whiners with the crotchety Uber taunts*
*Whack, smack, wank it and get it off*
*Old trippy dipshits that watch too much Scooby doo*
*Horrible terrible shitposts that floundered and made a flop*
*Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-le-latio now*
*A womp bom a looma a womp bam boom*
*We're for each other like a womp bom a looma a womp bam boom*
*Just like my brother is sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do*
*Chang chang changity chang shoo-bop we'll always be together*
*Wa-ooh, yeah!*
*We'll always stick together*
*We'll always stick together*
*We'll always stick together*
*We'll always stick together*
[everyone runs amuck on Uber, causing chaos and crashing the server for two days]
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["BEEBED (Reprise)"]
We've got our problems and we choose to write
'Bout every stupid thing throughout the day and night
But there's a danger if we take it too far
We'd start believing now that Uber's just who we are
Beebed is the word
And when some posts are just a boring pain
That we don't understand, it's just a crying shame
Alters are lying only real is real
We start to find right now we got to be what we feel
Beebed is the word (is the word, is the word, that you heard)
It's got groove, it's got meaning
Beebed is the time is the place is the motion
Beebed is the way we are feeling
He takes the shitposts that we throw away
Adds bestiality and buttsecks with the gheys
There is a chance that he can take it too far
And get banned for a week by Uber's cyber-czar
Beebed is the word (is the word, is the word, that you heard)
It's got groove, it's got meaning
Beebed is the time is the place is the motion
Now, Beebed is the way we are feeling
His posts are filled with illusion
Wrapped up in peenar (peenar), laced with some fusion
What is he doing here?
Beebed is the word
Is the word
Is the word
Is the word
Is the word
Is the word
Is the word
Is the word
Is the word...
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-15 16:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:00:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that's not fair. I didn't ask your mom for royalties after I gave her you.
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Huh? Whatchoo talkin' bout Willis?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that's not fair. I didn't ask your mom for royalties after I gave her you.
Not that I'd be able to buy much with them if I had. Maybe a pack of Lucky Strikes and a bottle of Surge.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-08-13 05:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-11 13:57:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
GAYER THAN HOMOSEXUALITY
at least send me royalties for the phrase
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-12 10:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-12 07:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-08-11 22:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Beebed:" the Ubermusical - Act V (and THE END!)
+2 for finally ending this steaming mountain of ubershite.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-11 17:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We Stick Together is perfectly ridiculous.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-11 17:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture made me crap my pants. My co-workers are scared.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-08-11 17:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-11 17:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
T A W T
Objects in mirror are larger than previously thought possible.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-11 16:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Once again, thank you for not including me in this musical.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-08-11 14:38:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
The last two songs had their moments, but were a bit of a let-down as a parody to the originals.
+2, though, for some of the classic exchanges between characters.
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Yeah, those two songs were the hardest songs in the whole play to come up with good alternative lines. At least for me. Orgasmajism had a few hard songs to parody as well.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-11 14:28:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
So... will Caul and I be the only ones returning for the sequel
tee hee
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HA! You actually ADMIT to having seen "Grease 2" also!
Oh wait...that means that *I* just admitted I've seen it...
And yes, if memory serves me correctly on returning characters, I believe this means you, Caul, Filthy, Kaos, Redskies, and KindaWhySphagThreau would all be in the sequel.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-11 14:28:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-11 13:56:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
NEW ALTERS RULE!
And with a name like that, you wanna guess if it's ETS or not?
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I don't think so. ETS and I have always gotten along just fine and dandy.
My guess is it's the offspring of KindaWhySphagthreau.
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That is a correct assumption.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-08-11 14:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The last two songs had their moments, but were a bit of a let-down as a parody to the originals.
+2, though, for some of the classic exchanges between characters.
I must now go back on the ones I didn't rate.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-11 14:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good point, CT.
You know you can add 3-4 of those to Sphag, right?
Want the names?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-11 14:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So... will Caul and I be the only ones returning for the sequel
tee hee
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-11 14:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-11 13:56:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
NEW ALTERS RULE!
And with a name like that, you wanna guess if it's ETS or not?
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I don't think so. ETS and I have always gotten along just fine and dandy.
My guess is it's the offspring of KindaWhySphagthreau.
Submitted by adjones619 (user info) at 2006-08-11 14:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's My New Saying!!!!!
Thanks for reading
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-11 13:57:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
GAYER THAN HOMOSEXUALITY
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-11 13:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got the same reception from that fuckhead...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-11 13:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GAYER THAN HOMOSEXUALITY
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-11 13:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NEW ALTERS RULE!
And with a name like that, you wanna guess if it's ETS or not?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-11 13:48:46 EDT (#)
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Oh boy, a new alter!
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-08-11 13:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Moronic.