Indisputable Proof of the 9/11 Conspiracy... (877 hits)
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Submitted by scourge - engages in a frank discussion of politics on Uber (View user info) at 2006-08-11 15:06:26 EDT
...isn't going to come out of the research of any of the great unwashed mass that I like to call Uber. It just isn't. Sorry.
Thank you.
Come again.
Here's a sock monkey. Smile at it. You know you want to.
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:52:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-31 22:29:52 EST (#)
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I've had it up to here with your shennanigans, I'm going through and +2ing ALL of your posts!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:45:31 EDT (#)
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I LOVE MYSELF!!
SIGNED,
SCOURGEY
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:44:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:39:58 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073
banning attempt
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-13 22:28:55 EDT (#)
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cool.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-12 21:49:53 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/91704#2097738
Good points raised here. I'll talk later when I'm not utterly shitfaced.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-12 12:13:20 EDT (#)
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yay!
sock monkey!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-12 10:51:31 EDT (#)
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I use to torment one of my little brothers with a sock monkey.
As in, I use to beat him with it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-12 02:28:21 EDT (#)
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Good. I didn't really wanna scrap anyways.
Yer right, of course. I actually tried a few different variations. Settled on 'useless' simply cuz I enjoyed it so much.
He is an enigma. But rather enjoyable, once you brush of the crazy.
Besides - sane people don't sign up for this kind of site. At least not for long.
We just got back from Talladega nights. Sensational film. Highly recommend it to all. God bless Will Ferrell.
Now I am stoned and spending even more time in this wretched despot... which certainly makes ME bat-shit nutz.
But I loves it. Much like your average domestically abused housewife loves her fella after a good solid beating.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-12 02:12:29 EDT (#)
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hehe... c'mon.
I was pretty happy with that, actually. I giggled.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-12 01:46:21 EDT (#)
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Oh, and I was kidding, by the way. Some light Friday "humor" some call it. Though I'd have to disagree with you that failing to read one internet review on one website would actually deem me useless.
I've returned from the bar, but I'm going to try to type carefully here. I did read your review, and "I do happen to think he is also incredibly smart and generally the crux of what he is trying to say is important, but I disagree with some of his theories, and I COMPLETELY disagree with the way he presents most of his arguments" is a somewhat accurate description of my feelings on the one you call "Mr. Tooth."
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-12 01:37:12 EDT (#)
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OMG SWEET BURN Did you think of that one all by yourself?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-12 01:23:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-11 21:30:08 (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-11 20:35:59 (#)
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"From the various posts I have clicked on, the ADD contest, and the various comments that I have read I think you are an incredibly intelligent individual, creative, and certainly humorous"
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Scourge IS all of those things.
His +2 thing is pretty new.
I didn't read the rest of your review.
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Well then congratulations on being Sacriuseless.
Submitted by Gargamel (user info) at 2006-08-11 21:44:54 EDT (#)
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In fact, I'm giving this yet another +2, because I like sock monkeys so much and I'm bored. By the way, "Sock Monkeys" would be a great name for a band.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-11 21:30:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-11 20:35:59 (#)
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"From the various posts I have clicked on, the ADD contest, and the various comments that I have read I think you are an incredibly intelligent individual, creative, and certainly humorous"
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Scourge IS all of those things.
His +2 thing is pretty new.
I didn't read the rest of your review.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-11 21:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
har har
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-11 20:35:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-11 17:57:40 (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-11 17:42:16 (#)
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People like me? Please do tell me what exactly a person like me is...
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I don't possibly have enough information to tell you EXACTLY what kind of person you are Mr. Scourge. I can tell you what little I do know from what I have observed, however.
From the various posts I have clicked on, the ADD contest, and the various comments that I have read I think you are an incredibly intelligent individual, creative, and certainly humorous. You have obviously been around these parts for a long time... but I have never had the urge to click on your user info because you haven't really interested me all that much beyond the occasional "heh... that cranky fucker. always +2ing things. Meh... funny."
See, as much as you claim Mr. Tooth has this towering arrogance - guess what kettle - so do you...
The language of this post reads: "Indisputable Proof of the 9/11 Conspiracy... isn't going to come out of the research of any of the great unwashed mass that I like to call Uber. It just isn't. Sorry. Thank you. Come again."
To which I said: "It certainly won't happen if people like you are so willing to discount the possibility."
NOTE: Please read what I say - I take special care and consideration to type what I am thinking, and feel that I am pretty good at communication - but all of that is lost when individuals apply their own inflection, jump to assumptions and generally marginalize anything I have to say because I happen to believe in conversation... or because I happen to >gasp< agree with some of Mr. Tooth's assertions.
Nowhere do I intimate that 'ETS' is the path towards intellectual salvation. I do happen to think he is also incredibly smart and generally the crux of what he is trying to say is important, but I disagree with some of his theories, and I COMPLETELY disagree with the way he presents most of his arguments. That said, the idiots who line up to fling their shit all over anything he posts destroys any chance at a decent conversation. Morons like JGreening, JonnyX and Wardy... these annoying trolls just camp, dump their load of distractive bullshit and then giggle while Mr. Tooth slowly loses what is left of his mind defending his position.
I do want to have rational conversation... however it is hardly possibly to have rational conversation with people who are purposefully being idiotic. I also HATE stupid people. They fucking piss me off... and generally have so little to offer as far as meaningful participation is concerned that I tend to amuse myself by making fun of them - which is unhelpful and distractive in its own right. I understand this, but if I am properly engaged in discussion I will do my best to respect that dialogue. Like now.
"You have decided to take up this fight as well"
That is where you are wrong. I do not fight side-by-side with Mr. Tooth... in fact if you feel the urge I am sure you will find many examples of me chastising him for his utter lack of tact. I do think he faces a lot of unwarrented bile... but at the same time I also think he absolutely deserves some of the grief he gets.
"Maybe you're starting to look a little too much like Bradley."
Maybe you people shouldn't paint me with the same brush.
Oh, and what I meant by "people like you" was all the elite Uber-nerds who turn off their big brains because of some inexplicable negativity inhibits them from participating in conversations they feel that have already had before. Which I think is utter bullshit because every new person to the dialogue brings a unique perspective. I get tired of all the intellectual apathy around... mostly because I think there would be so much to learn from all you cantankerous fuckers.
Hooray for sock monkeys.
Submitted by Gargamel (user info) at 2006-08-11 19:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a +2 from one of the caustic assholes that make this site tick.
And by the way, http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-11 19:25:48 EDT (#)
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actually scourge, i think you will find that this is undisputable proof of a government conspiracy and hilter living alive and well in columbia... look ...
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-08-11 18:53:30 EDT (#)
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You're wrong.
I saw Curious George the goddamn monkey place the secret charges on the building that morning and remotely pilot those drone missles disguised as jetliners. I apologize for not coming forward sooner with this information, but I was understandably, scared shitless.
Do you realize how strong that little fucking monkey is?
He'll rip your goddamn arm off.
Spread the word,
The Man in the Yellow Hat
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-11 17:57:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-11 17:42:16 (#)
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And what makes you so sure of that?
hmmm?
It certainly won't happen if people like you are so willing to discount the possibility.
I mean even fighting through all of the silly bullshit that gets flung onto Mr. Tooth's conspiracy posts- I have learned lots of things - from both sides of the argument. (...and not just the generally uselessness of some of the bigger trolls who lurk around waiting to shit on everything.)
Conversation is important... even if it's with the caustic assholes that make this site tick. Don't be so quick to dismiss it. There are some wickedly smart fuckers around these parts - I think it would be great if they were able to participate a little more actively - and they might if open discussion was fostered and encouraged - not just randomly shit on by idiots.
I mean that shitting is expected, and certainly their prerogative, but that doesn't make it any less annoying.
Oh, and for the record - I think sock monkeys rock.
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People like me? Please do tell me what exactly a person like me is...
Show me where I discounted the possibility of what this shameless man claims..
The way Bradley decides to conduct himself in his quest to 'show us the truth' is a fools quest. Thing is...he FUCKING KNOWS THAT.
Read my first review, he offered himself up to try and talk to people about it, I took him up on his offer, he declined to fulfill his word.
You know why? He does not care about this issue as much as he'd like you to think he does. He doesn't care for the rational discussion you claim to want to have on this. He proves that on every post he makes. He ignores those who agree with him, thinking he has a 'convert', and rails against those who WILL NOT CHANGE THEIR OPINION. He is aware they will not chgange their opinion. That is not the point.
He does not care for a rational discourse.
He does not care for an exchange of ideas.
He wants to be RIGHT.
And he has convinced himself he is.
You have decided to take up this fight as well...and you are conducting yourself like a fool. You slam those who won't engage in a rational discourse, those who would mock him...do you realize the countless times these same people tried to have the discourse with him that you claim to seek? Do you?
He does not care to look at the possibility that other peoples views on the subject could possibly have any merit to them.
Hell, he DOESNT EVEN LOOK AT OTHER PEOPLES VIEWS ON THIS AT ALL.
Your sticking up for ETS shtick is pretty tired.
You and he use the same tactics that you bash other people for engaging in. Calling names and accusing people of throwing away the ideas, the possibilities that other people offer, as useless...thatseems to be the M.O. here for both of you.
Maybe you're starting to look a little too much like Bradley...
Sock monkeys do rock.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-08-11 17:53:16 EDT (#)
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Sock Monkey!!!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-11 17:42:16 EDT (#)
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And what makes you so sure of that?
hmmm?
It certainly won't happen if people like you are so willing to discount the possibility.
I mean even fighting through all of the silly bullshit that gets flung onto Mr. Tooth's conspiracy posts- I have learned lots of things - from both sides of the argument. (...and not just the generally uselessness of some of the bigger trolls who lurk around waiting to shit on everything.)
Conversation is important... even if it's with the caustic assholes that make this site tick. Don't be so quick to dismiss it. There are some wickedly smart fuckers around these parts - I think it would be great if they were able to participate a little more actively - and they might if open discussion was fostered and encouraged - not just randomly shit on by idiots.
I mean that shitting is expected, and certainly their prerogative, but that doesn't make it any less annoying.
Oh, and for the record - I think sock monkeys rock.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-11 16:53:23 EDT (#)
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Gay
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-11 16:33:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:11:13 (#)
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I told you to email me about it ETS...you decided to argue with the same people on the same points for the millionth time.
You post this shit because it pleases you to get heat and hits. Your stated intent with your last post was to try and open the eyes of some people who steered away from your political posts.
That was obviously bullshit. You proved it by not sending me the email. The email you said you'd send anyone.
I guess your stated intent wasn't truthful.
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Actually, if you read carefully it says he will GIVE anyone an ENEMA.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-11 16:18:32 EDT (#)
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i support this bandwagon
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-11 16:15:08 EDT (#)
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Sock monkey's kick ass.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:47:52 EDT (#)
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I started my first bandwagon.
ROCK ON!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:43:13 EDT (#)
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MIDGETS AND COOKIES PLAY HEAVILY IN THE PLAN. HEAVILY.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:33:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:20:37 (#)
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I must have the devil sock monkey. It is necessary for me to complete my world domination plans...I've said too much already.
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THAT PLAN BETTER BE ON HOLD UNTIL I GET COOKIES AND A MIDGET.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:22:42 EDT (#)
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SOCK MONKEYS SOLVE ALL THE PROBLEMS OF THE WORLD.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:20:37 EDT (#)
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I must have the devil sock monkey. It is necessary for me to complete my world domination plans...I've said too much already.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:20:32 EDT (#)
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I found this mildly amusing and I can't tell you why.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:18:14 EDT (#)
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:17:17 EDT (#)
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oh sure it's all cute now, but wait until you turn out the lights and it turns into this: http://www.supersockmonkey.com/assets/devilmonkey.jpg
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:16:54 EDT (#)
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That Brad fellow is one crazy guy
Head through his ass, up to the sky
He is dumber than shit
Really, a useless tit
I hope this dont make him cry...
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:14:52 EDT (#)
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Are you calling ETS a dirty hobo with poop-crusted long johns?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:11:13 EDT (#)
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I told you to email me about it ETS...you decided to argue with the same people on the same points for the millionth time.
You post this shit because it pleases you to get heat and hits. Your stated intent with your last post was to try and open the eyes of some people who steered away from your political posts.
That was obviously bullshit. You proved it by not sending me the email. The email you said you'd send anyone.
I guess your stated intent wasn't truthful.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:10:03 EDT (#)
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ooooo, Brad is mad.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:09:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:06:53 (#)
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heh - go stick your head in the sand, ostrich.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-11 15:06:53 EDT (#)
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