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This is my first post. (530 hits)

Category: Politics

Rating: -1.63 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by URMY_bitch (View user info) at 2006-08-12 08:57:37 EDT


This is my first post. I know that I am going to be hailed as a loser but that makes me proud.

Obviously I have no balls or I would post during the week but from watching you people, I see you are much gentler on the weekends.

I love Uber and I will be a huge asset to this site.

-2 me but love me.

Not asking, I am telling you.


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Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-05 04:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-16 10:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Listen, you fucking fag. Just come out and say who you are instead of just -2 bombing me.

Fucking pussy hiding behind an alter.

Cunt.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 09:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nahhhhhhhh.

You're not "hailed" as a loser, Chief.

You ARE a loser.

Get fucking lost.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-15 09:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Just what this place needs; another cunt that thinks "bitch" is a compliment.

Listen, twat, quit while you're behind.

Whore.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-15 08:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-14 22:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Seriously, you're my bitch now. I'll -2 anything you post because your such a loser.

Too bad you're a little ole alter.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-14 22:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Way to retal hit my posts douche bag.

Just because someone posts "LMOLMZER It's my first post I KNOW this will get a bad rating!" and I tell you to have carnal pleasure from a chainsaw doesn't mean you have to be an ass.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-08-14 19:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I love these posts like I love being constipated

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-14 19:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

FUCK YOUR ASS WITH A CHAINSAW YOU DAFT CUNT! I HOPE YOU TURN INTO BACTERIA AND I GET TO DROP PENICILLIN ON YOUR PETRY DISH ASS! KNOW HOW EVERYONE HATES YOU AND WE ALL WISH YOU WOULD DIE!

Welcome to Ubersite! *smooches*

Submitted by Snalty (user info) at 2006-08-14 19:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Where's the post?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-14 19:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-12 09:04:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-08-12 09:02:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

Yes, this was excellent. I look forward to more.

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-08-14 08:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're some sort of faggot child molester making fun of a post trying to raise money for a girl with a brain tumor? Fuck off. What you need to do is stab yourself in the throat with a steak knife you ass-raping pedophilic piece of monkey shit.

Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2006-08-14 05:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for shitty name thing. im too drunk to think of what its called. Your name is stupid. I hope you get cancer.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-14 05:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

With a username like that, and that attitude, this SCREAMS alter.

Submitted by fun_with_needles (user info) at 2006-08-14 04:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

haHA!

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-12 12:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wow.


I don't even think my first post was this bad.




oh BTW:

teh linkwhore:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91659

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-12 10:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by URMY_bitch (user info) at 2006-08-12 10:36:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-12 10:28:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

Yessir, Massa, ise be doin jes whut you says, uh huh.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

As it should be.
_________________________________
Should be.
Would be.
Could be.
Blow me.


Submitted by URMY_bitch (user info) at 2006-08-12 10:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-12 10:28:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

Yessir, Massa, ise be doin jes whut you says, uh huh.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

As it should be.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-12 10:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yessir, Massa, ise be doin jes whut you says, uh huh.


Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-12 10:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-12 10:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

28196

Submitted by URMY_bitch (user info) at 2006-08-12 10:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanx but just do what I told you to do.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-12 10:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Welcome to Uber. Here is your introductory -2

Submitted by Laser (user info) at 2006-08-12 09:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't love you

Submitted by slapsticky (user info) at 2006-08-12 09:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Cock and Balls. This was perfect


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-12 09:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-12 09:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-08-12 09:02:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

Yes, this was excellent. I look forward to more.


Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-08-12 09:02:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yes, this was excellent. I look forward to more.


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vandalism.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment