To: Method From: Superman (696 hits)
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Submitted by Dacin Adams <Dacin0828.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-08-14 06:25:55 EDT
This post is dedicated to Method.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-05 07:05:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
One of the things that scared the shit out of me was that scene in one of the Superman movies where that chick fell into that chamber thingie and was turned into a robot-cyborg-monster.
HORRIFYING. I had nightmares for weeks.
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-08-18 22:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.
-- Homer Simpson
El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jomer
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-08-15 00:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
made me chuckle... hey chuclke is a funny wor... that makes me chuckle a little bit too...
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-08-14 23:46:50 EDT (#)
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fan-tastic
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-14 22:24:56 EDT (#)
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last panel
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-14 21:53:43 EDT (#)
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You motherfucker, when I saw that picture I had horrible flashbacks. It truly is the creepiest scene in a movie ever. Absolutely horrifying.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-14 21:47:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-14 20:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-14 20:34:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:42:51 EDT (#)
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I promise you, nothing I have ever done or will do was plagarized. My shit posts are about the same as my good ones and I stand by them all
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-14 15:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't even LIKE Superman in any way, shape or form, and this was still funny.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-14 15:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Once you go co-axial cable you never go back"
priceless
Submitted by OfficeZombie (user info) at 2006-08-14 15:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 some sex scenes would of made it better though.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-14 13:55:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-14 11:03:45 EDT (#)
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This was funny. REALLY funny. But something is causing my plagerism alarm to go off.
A +2 for being great, but you know the drill if we find it in another source.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-14 11:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Karate explosion.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-14 10:53:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-14 10:52:46 EDT (#)
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hahahahhahahahha.
the picture at the end SO fits that line.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-08-14 10:44:16 EDT (#)
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momemomemomemoeememement
DURRRRRRRRRRRRR
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-08-14 10:43:34 EDT (#)
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That momement WAS horrifying. Many a kid couldn't sleep the night after watching "Superman 3."
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-14 09:34:34 EDT (#)
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I'd be lying if I said I even grinned at this.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-14 09:24:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-14 08:04:20 (#)
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Dude.
It's Salt Lake City.
Do you think the Mormons would even let me NEAR the city?
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what a completely intolerant thing to say.
this piece was well written.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-14 08:44:41 EDT (#)
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Clever.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-08-14 08:25:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-08-14 07:59:51 (#)
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Dammit jgreening, If I can get rid of these Columbus Crew tickets today, then I don't have to wind up in Ohio tomorrow night to watch the game for my rabid RSL fan/friend. I figure it's $80 for gas one way, so that's $160, {{ $50 each for tickets }}, so now it's up to $260, and $50-$60 for food, not counting what we've already eaten.
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They're playing the Crew in C-bus and the tickets are fitty bucks a pop? Yikes. What the fuck, man? The Crew can't even sell out a game against Everton.
Oh, and the "I told you bitch, I'm Superman, you're not faster than me," line slayed me.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-14 08:22:26 EDT (#)
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I worked for SLOC in 2002.
I swear to god, at least 3 times a day I'd strike up a conversation with someone... Male/female, didn't matter.
Within 5 minutes, they were asking me if I would give myself to LDS.
21 DAYS OF THAT...
I hate that state.
And somehow, I may be moved for work to SOUTHERN Utah...
*groan*
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-14 08:22:23 EDT (#)
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Needs more rape.
Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-08-14 08:12:22 EDT (#)
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the game is in Columbus Ohio.....which is why it's so expensive, and after talking to the first mormon I called back in SLC 5 seconds ago, he told me that there's plenty of sinners in Ohio.
He started to go on about some message and "plan of salvation" dealie after that, but after we established that he isn't going to watch my soccer game, I had to hang up. Those Mormon missionaries are worse than bail bondsmen when it comes to tracking you down.
Submitted by alwayspeach1 (user info) at 2006-08-14 08:07:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-14 08:04:20 EDT (#)
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Dude.
It's Salt Lake City.
Do you think the Mormons would even let me NEAR the city?
Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-08-14 08:02:36 EDT (#)
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Day after tomorrow I mean.....PLEASE SOMEONE BUY MY DAMN TICKET OFF OF ME
Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-08-14 07:59:51 EDT (#)
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Dammit jgreening, If I can get rid of these Columbus Crew tickets today, then I don't have to wind up in Ohio tomorrow night to watch the game for my rabid RSL fan/friend. I figure it's $80 for gas one way, so that's $160, $50 each for tickets, so now it's up to $260, and $50-$60 for food, not counting what we've already eaten.
If I can pass my ticket onto redskies, he can fly out here and watch how conquering Americans play soccer/football.
Speaking of which......jgreening...as a soccer fan....want to buy tickets for the RSL Colombus crew game? I'm in Arthur, IL right now, if you drive you can make it
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-08-14 07:38:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-14 07:32:04 EDT (#)
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Dacin, $300 for Real SL?
Against WHO???
I can get rapids tickets, fucking 3rd row for like, $20 a pop!
Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-08-14 07:29:18 EDT (#)
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The athiests could recruit George Carlin, Adam Corolla, and John Malkovich.
I want to go on record as saying Mr. Malkovich can be creepy as fuck when he wants to be.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_atheists
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-14 07:20:15 EDT (#)
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Unless the Christians absolutely stomped the atheists and shouted 'HOW'S THAT FOR YOUR SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST YOU DARWINIST FUCKS?!'
Hulk Hogan is a christian I think. And Mr T.
Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-08-14 07:09:20 EDT (#)
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religious teams would be great. Hundreds of players would betray their chosen faith regularly by swearing, cursing god, and cheating.
Except for the athiests. With no qualms about being watched over by a Diety, they would show no remorse. Christians would rather have teh buttsecks than play the Atheists.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-14 07:04:39 EDT (#)
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Is it like Mormon American football? I might pay to see that. Or the Ommish. Erm Utah? Mormons right?
Anyway - religious sports competition would be a great idea.
Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-08-14 06:59:32 EDT (#)
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redskies, you need to broaden your horizons! You know as well as I do that this small team, based out of a town that's it isn't even named after, must be GODS of soccer/football to charge $300 a seat!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-14 06:57:08 EDT (#)
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Shall stick to rooting for Newcastle United this year. A season of mediocrity beckons!
Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-08-14 06:46:26 EDT (#)
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Go Raiders
Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-08-14 06:45:20 EDT (#)
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Amercian football/soccer kicks ass! We'll win the world trophy one day! Or the Stanly Cup! Or the Heisman! Or..............
Ah who gives a fuck? I'm not spending $300 to watch my inbred American Arrogance shattered.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-08-14 06:42:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-08-14 06:38:08 (#)
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hey redskies, you want tickets to the Real Salt Lake "football" game? They're going for $300 a seat.
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£170 to see a game of footie played by americans? Sweet Jebus.
Real Salt Lake? Well at least they're not named after the colour of their socks.
Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-08-14 06:38:08 EDT (#)
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hey redskies, you want tickets to the Real Salt Lake "football" game? They're going for $300 a seat.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-14 06:33:46 EDT (#)
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Fucking odd