I am a little disturbed about how happy this makes me. (1182 hits)
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Submitted by Joe Green <joe_green_2006.at.yahoo.co.uk> (View user info) at 2006-08-14 07:49:55 EDT
So the youth of today are starting to shag each other senseless at younger and younger ages.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4784939.stm
A third of people aged 16-24 have admitted losing their cherry before they were 16. Surely this should be an issue that needs addressing, right? We can't let our younger generation go about, fucking like rabbits and catching god awful STD's? These poor souls don't know what they're doing, their emotions are causing them to do things they'll regret later, right?
Wrong.
They know exactly what they're doing! In fact, these days they probably know more than we did when we were that age.
Obviously, I don't think the age of consent should be lowered, because that would just encourage more sick bastards. But kids ARE maturing younger these days than Nanny and Granddad.
Sex is something that should be enjoyed. It's much better when you're younger. Experience is good, but you only get experienced from the teenage days, when your stamina was god-like, and you could bang 10 bitches, back to back for 24 hours and still have some left for the little lady waiting at home.
I'm not saying that a 20 year old should be splitting the loaf of some pre-pubescent kid, a far cry from it.
But I have a Nephew, he's 14. He does all the cool shit I used to do at 14, plus a whole load of crap they we never thought of. He has a hot girlfriend.
I've always been the dodgy uncle that lets him get away with stuff mum and dad wont. That's why he comes to me for advice.
I've told him, in no uncertain terms:
"Make this most of this little dude - take this little honey and fuck her four ways from Friday, then when you're done, turn her over and do it again"
So I had to smile when I read the article. Knowing the rest of the younger population are at it, I can justify the advice I give my Nephew. Sex is to be enjoyed before you get old. Get it while you can. Unless my Nephew happened to be a Niece. In which case the boy who so much as asks her the time, better hope he can outrun my 12 bore.
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-17 00:10:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:45:10 EST (#)
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"Then turn her over and do it again."
AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!!
awesome.
Submitted by blackeyedbitch (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:24:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-16 21:07:10 EDT (#)
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It's official dude, you're my favourite writer. You remind me of me with less me.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-15 07:07:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-14 09:27:57 (#)
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I'm just about fed up with the slow creep of British people infecting this website.
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Fuck You.
-Dave
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:49:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-14 09:27:57 (#)
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I'm just about fed up with the slow creep of British people infecting this website.
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also at least this particular one is fairly amusing - most are not.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:04:06 EDT (#)
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what's causing this is all the hormones in the milk.
Submitted by RenTheUnsightly (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:41:10 EDT (#)
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hmm, don't know if I believe this bullshit about today's young 'uns being wilder and crazier than yesteryears'. Nobakov's 1955 Lolita had casual sex with a kid two years her senior when she was 12.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:16:43 EDT (#)
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HAHAHA!!!!!!
Let the morals of yesteryear be obliterated!
**looks around for IndoNinja to come running in, redfaced with self-righteous indignation**
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-14 13:30:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-14 12:56:09 (#)
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-2 one post a day
-2 corrupting the youth
-2 for not knowing teenagers today are sluts
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Someone clearly needs the sex.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-14 12:56:09 EDT (#)
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-2 one post a day
-2 corrupting the youth
-2 for not knowing teenagers today are sluts
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-08-14 11:52:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-14 08:03:06 (#)
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I *totally* believe these results.
Really I do.
I mean, if you were 14-16, answering questions on a school questionaire and and one of the questions was "have you had sex yet", would YOU fill in "no"?
Seriously now.
They've done comparative studies.
When this question is asked in a group setting, the numbers are something like 40% higher than when asked in an individual setting.
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I agree. I remember at the end of my Senior Year we had an anonymous survey to complete regarding drugs and alcohol. I recall that I marked down that I ahd tried every drug in the world and was drinking at least a 6 pack a day. None of it was close tot he truth, but I really did not care about the survey.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-14 11:08:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-14 10:01:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-14 09:27:57 (#)
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I'm just about fed up with the slow creep of British people infecting this website.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOLD
Submitted by Laser (user info) at 2006-08-14 09:59:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-14 09:27:57 (#)
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I'm just about fed up with the slow creep of British people infecting this website.
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It brit post monday.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-14 09:27:57 EDT (#)
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I'm just about fed up with the slow creep of British people infecting this website.
Submitted by Rogue_Stimulus (user info) at 2006-08-14 09:26:12 EDT (#)
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Germany has a low birth rate. And they get pregnant later than most countries.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-08-14 08:46:32 EDT (#)
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So I went to a friends' birthday last week where I met his mum too. He turned 50 and she is....66 Maybe them being Germans makes it a bit different but you get the point.
Come to think of it, I impregnated a girl at 16 too and I'm not even German.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-14 08:29:32 EDT (#)
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not very good.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-08-14 08:13:48 EDT (#)
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Well this was poor.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-14 08:03:27 EDT (#)
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Sorry.
Forgot to rate.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-14 08:03:06 EDT (#)
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I *totally* believe these results.
Really I do.
I mean, if you were 14-16, answering questions on a school questionaire and and one of the questions was "have you had sex yet", would YOU fill in "no"?
Seriously now.
They've done comparative studies.
When this question is asked in a group setting, the numbers are something like 40% higher than when asked in an individual setting.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-14 08:01:23 EDT (#)
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You knocked your own, much better, post off the front page by posting twice in the same day, you space monkey.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-14 08:01:12 EDT (#)
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You're best work to date... http://www.ubersite.com/m/91767
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-14 07:55:59 EDT (#)
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its a cycle, our grandparents grandparents were getting married at 15 or 16.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-14 07:55:53 EDT (#)
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One post per day newb. Other than that though you're doing well.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-14 07:54:27 EDT (#)
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You shouldn't start sentences out with "so." So it makes you sound uneducated.