Don’t You Condescend to Me, Powerade (3313 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.53 on 60 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JMG114 (View user info) at 2006-08-14 14:16:14 EDT
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-10 15:03:40 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-10 14:13:35 EST (#)
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After a year and a half, I finally get the guar reference. Huh
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-10 13:56:55 EST (#)
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Orange soda just isn't orange soda without ester of wood rosin.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-09 22:22:55 EST (#)
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Don't take shit from beverages.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2007-10-14 20:22:08 EDT (#)
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truer words have ne'er been spoken. and stuff.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2006-10-04 16:20:56 EDT (#)
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You continue to be an inspiration to all!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 02:11:16 EDT (#)
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This is fucking hilarious, particularily because coke sucks. I'm surprised it didn't get more hits.
You look like you might overtake Bart soon.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-18 14:48:40 EDT (#)
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Jared,
in re: UberMadness
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91993
Please read and comment.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-08-16 01:11:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-08-15 21:33:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2006-08-15 20:24:14 EDT (#)
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I love you.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-15 12:01:39 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:46:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-08-15 07:56:05 EDT (#)
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water
Submitted by SmartisSexy (user info) at 2006-08-15 01:21:11 EDT (#)
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ROFL ... The charts look like something off the FSM Website.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-08-15 00:39:50 EDT (#)
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Damn you are one fucked up dude.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-15 00:12:17 EDT (#)
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Made me laugh which warrents a +2.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-14 22:20:48 EDT (#)
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If everybody is a maverick, then nobody's a maverick!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-08-14 20:07:32 EDT (#)
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You failed to mention cyanide, a component of cyanocobalamin.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-14 19:23:11 EDT (#)
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I smiled.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:14:51 EDT (#)
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Seriously though, let's lick some tree sap.
Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:58:06 EDT (#)
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"Thank you Professor Powerade!!!"
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:45:53 EDT (#)
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YES!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:41:20 EDT (#)
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+2 for ester of wood rosin. Orange soda just isn't orange soda without it.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:40:13 EDT (#)
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Defy convention, just like Coca-Cola...heh.
Did you guys know Dasani is made by Coke as well...and comes from the Atlanta municipal water supply?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:29:27 EDT (#)
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You shouldn't have this much time on your hands...
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-08-14 15:56:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-14 15:45:50 EDT (#)
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another +2 for guar gum
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-14 15:17:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-14 15:13:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2006-08-14 15:11:45 EDT (#)
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powerade < gatorade
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-14 15:09:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:56:44 (#)
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The writing makes it appear as if this post was created by a total lunatic.
Oh wait...
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One of the best comments all day;
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-14 15:06:06 EDT (#)
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I showed this to someone here at work just now and he started saying 'dinosaur gum' and I had to correct him and tell him that's a Guar from Morrowind.
He's still laughing.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-14 15:04:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:56:29 (#)
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Yah, but it cures hangovers.
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the only thing that 'cures' hangovers is time and hydration, know what hydrates well.....w a t e r
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:58:04 EDT (#)
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Wasnt that great
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:57:33 EDT (#)
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powerade DOES suck
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:56:44 EDT (#)
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The writing makes it appear as if this post was created by a total lunatic.
Oh wait...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:56:29 EDT (#)
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Yah, but it cures hangovers.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:52:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:51:18 (#)
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"Gatoradde......"
"H2O!!!"
"Gatoradde......"
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THE WATER SUCKS!
IT REALLY REALLY SUCKS!!!
Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:51:18 EDT (#)
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"Gatoradde......"
"H2O!!!"
"Gatoradde......"
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:48:30 EDT (#)
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I almost pissed myself reading this.
Guar!!! bwhahahahaahah!
Morrowind stole about a good 9 months of my life. Oblivion only about a month and a half. Why do you say that awesome face? THE FUCKING FAST TRAVEL KILLED IT.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:47:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:37:35 (#)
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I wonder what Oblivion is costing you now.
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I refuse to buy it and get sucked in again. Plus, I don't have money to just toss down on a 360.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:45:13 EDT (#)
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You hit-millionaire. You still got it.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:39:07 EDT (#)
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It's taking a lot of willpower to not go out and buy Oblivion and a 360. Of course, the idea of buying a 360 for one entertaining game is usually enough to keep my willpower in check.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:37:35 EDT (#)
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I wonder what Oblivion is costing you now.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:35:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:27:14 (#)
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Have a point because Anansie picked up on the Morrowind reference.
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Of course I picked up on it. That damn game caused me to get, *gasp, two Bs my first semester at college.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:34:11 EDT (#)
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you're just phoning it in now aren't you?
(an accusation I get all the time and you know what - they're correct!)
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:30:31 EDT (#)
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Who took my frog??
Who found my frog??
PS I'll find my frog.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:29:26 EDT (#)
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This post defied convention like a mass marketed sports drink.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:28:56 EDT (#)
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H2o
Submitted by OfficeZombie (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:28:24 EDT (#)
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You made a few good points.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:27:23 EDT (#)
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fuck it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:27:14 EDT (#)
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Have a point because Anansie picked up on the Morrowind reference.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:26:23 EDT (#)
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I only drink low-carb diet water.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:23:07 EDT (#)
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you know whats good....water
this wasn't funny
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:22:11 EDT (#)
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Have an extra point for the Morrowind reference.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:21:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:20:54 EDT (#)
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Gatorade Rain. All the way.
for some reason this reminded me of the "Who took my pie" video and now I have to go watch it. Thanks.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:20:34 EDT (#)
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Calories are ENERGY?!
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-14 14:18:25 EDT (#)
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I only drink pepsi products
but that's beside the point cause powerade really does suck