WARNING: Another Major Terror Attack is Imminent (1945 hits)
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Submitted by Shlongy O'Reilly (View user info) at 2006-08-14 16:29:10 EDT
Go fuck yourselves.
Especially ETS.
Get a life. Find a friend. Leave the house. Take a fucking shower. Shut the fuck up.
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Submitted by kristy (user info) at 2008-06-05 03:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2008-03-22 15:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
do u ever bite a cock when its in your mouth?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-28 08:51:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckin a
Submitted by djhurricane (user info) at 2006-10-21 14:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy is the type of guy who either throws rocks at the kids to get out of his trailor park yard or trys to invite them in. Not sure which one he is yet. Still working on it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-16 16:48:39 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/91892
A better effort. Or, at least SOME affort.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-16 15:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-16 07:42:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
This breaks down to 46.9 hits per written word.
You people are easy.
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nerd.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-16 07:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
they love you for your money and power, not your brains or good looks.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-16 07:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This breaks down to 46.9 hits per written word.
You people are easy.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-08-16 02:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nope
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-08-15 22:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow another classic, way to go beetle dick!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-15 21:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sa-weet.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 21:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tomorrows' post might make it in 45 minutes.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-15 21:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Hey! Congratulations poopypants. You've made most heated. Is there still some semen left?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 20:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm out of money for the day...could I interest you in some semen instead?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-15 20:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*raises hand*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 20:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's pass one more shitty post here for Most Heated. Who wants to blow me?
Who wants to argue?
Who wants some money?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-15 17:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 17:53:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait until you see tomorrows' post...You'll shit yourself....for the second time of the day.
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Oh goody! I luvs shittin' myself.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 17:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait until you see tomorrows' post...You'll shit yourself....for the second time of the day.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-15 17:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 17:40:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll stop as soon as I reach the prerequisite number of hits for an average Shlongy post.
By my calculations, you're good for about 341 yourself.
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You honestly care about hits? For SHAME! You whore. Besides, I believe I am well over 3000 by now, what with all of the obsessive refreshing I do anxiously waiting for more Shlongy goodness!
This, incidentally, is why I become so despondent when you barf out boring, mindless crap.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 17:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll stop as soon as I reach the prerequisite number of hits for an average Shlongy post.
By my calculations, you're good for about 341 yourself.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-15 17:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 17:11:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
rob_; I have more than enough stalkers.
The only difference between you and the rest of the retards is that you come equipped with better grammar and spelling.
Other than that...you're a worthless slob who seems to have some man-love for Shlongy, which, quite frankly, is pretty sick.
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Bah, someone of your towering assholishness can never have too many stalkers.
I'm a fan, I really am. You truly amuse me with all of your pissy antics.
But seriously, stop flirting. It only encourages me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 17:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
rob_; I have more than enough stalkers.
The only difference between you and the rest of the retards is that you come equipped with better grammar and spelling.
Other than that...you're a worthless slob who seems to have some man-love for Shlongy, which, quite frankly, is pretty sick.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:09:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
So's your old man....
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It's your own fault, really. You wore him out. You and those magical little blue pills.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know, Mountain...is my dick supposed to be longer than my legs?
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha... Shlongy's getting called out by rob berg.
So are those growth pills taking effect yet, Schlongster?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So's your old man....
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-15 14:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Face it you bitter, cranky, caustic asshole - yer off yer game. Go take a nap. Throw rocks at some kids. Stub your toe.
Whatever it takes cuz lately you've just been... well... lame.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-15 13:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 13:52:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
ROB SHITS HIMSELF IN PUBLIC- ON THOSE RARE OCCASIONS THAT HE ACTUALLY LEAVES HIS APARTMENT
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OK fine. That I do. So what? Is that any better than your alarming use of adult diapers?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 13:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ROB SHITS HIMSELF IN PUBLIC- ON THOSE RARE OCCASIONS THAT HE ACTUALLY LEAVES HIS APARTMENT
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-15 13:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 13:43:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
HAS AIDS and IS A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
(see below)
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Did you up your daily dose of suck? Christ, you have been downright pathetic of late. All the cranky, none of the wit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 13:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAS AIDS and IS A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
(see below)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-15 13:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop eye fucking my comments. You dirty fucking old man.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-15 12:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And now, the most ridiculous item of the day...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 12:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's with the Teenage Wasteland analogy, Jonny?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-15 12:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WE'RE ALL WASTED...............
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-15 12:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahhaha
best explanation of a bandwagon i've ever seen.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 12:27:40 EDT (#)
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It was part of a "bandwagon", you fuckin NOOB retard.
It doesn't have to be funny...long, or even clever.
It just has to "be".
Now get the fuck outta my post.
Submitted by zfx84 (user info) at 2006-08-15 12:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. That wasn't creative at all and hardly any effort. What's the point of posting something unfunny if it's only a few words long?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:15:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:36:54 (#)
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Yeah...your most recent effort. I didn't like the sentiment.
If yours was just a random, well deserved, "my post blew" -2, I apologize for banning you from my posts.
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I like your sentiment...however the post blew.
and what do you mean most recent 'effort'?
I put a lot of thought and effort into that cut and paste.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:36:54 EDT (#)
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Yeah...your most recent effort. I didn't like the sentiment.
If yours was just a random, well deserved, "my post blew" -2, I apologize for banning you from my posts.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-15 09:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 09:36:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey! What's with the retalitory -2, Beano?
That's it...you're banned from visiting my posts. Take your hits and go home.
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You -2'd one of mine?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 09:36:09 EDT (#)
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Hey! What's with the retalitory -2, Beano?
That's it...you're banned from visiting my posts. Take your hits and go home.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-15 08:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:13:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
What does it do for a golf swing that's a bit shaky lately?
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Chop off your arms and shove them up you gaping arse.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-15 07:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-15 04:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nice work.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-08-15 01:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking stupid.
Submitted by toucansam (user info) at 2006-08-14 23:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
marry me?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-14 22:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If THIS gets 4 figures for hits, you fuckers are worse than I am.
Actually, even if it doesn't, you're STILL worse than I am.
So, scratch that.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-14 22:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOWOOOOO TEENAGE WASTELAND!!!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-14 21:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHhongy posts ALWAYS get a +2 from me. Fuck everyone who -2ed this. :(
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-14 21:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
knifed nosed howard stern wannabe
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-14 21:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad SOMEBODY caught that...
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-14 21:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy O'Reily made me laugh
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-14 20:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'LL say...
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-08-14 20:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All you schmucks have way too much time on your hands.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-14 20:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
W@B
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-14 19:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:50:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
He'll be out of his "cave" after my next post, too...Trust me on that.
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Tres bien.
HAHA GET IT?
sigh
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-14 18:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+0 turned my life around
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-14 18:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hello Shlongy.
Glad to see you posting.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He'll be out of his "cave" after my next post, too...Trust me on that.
He's a serial -2er.
Stay tuned...this was just a test run.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:44:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
EGAD ZOOKS!
how'd you know i needed a shower.
fucking 120 heat index bull shit.
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+2 for getting this guy out of his cave.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait until you see my next post...trust me, you won't be disappointed, sports fans.
Or, beave fans.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have another +2 because Tool rocks and I am listening to their new disc right now.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Great fucking advice coming from you, Schlongster... I mean you only spend, what, 6-8 hours a day here?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What does it do for a golf swing that's a bit shaky lately?
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:48:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:46:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Man, my post must REALLY suck ass. Jesus says so.
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woo hoo....
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sayeth the man constantly handing out -2s night and day.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no substance
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nothing personal, this just sucks ass.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:29:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Bandwagons suck ass.
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you suck a fair bit of it yourself, pal.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:46:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Man, my post must REALLY suck ass. Jesus says so.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EGAD ZOOKS!
how'd you know i needed a shower.
fucking 120 heat index bull shit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was busy playing like shit, smoking, drinking and driving...
Scream at your ex-boyfriend.
When he wasn't getting tossed from bars, he actually played quite well...for a retard.
He won the thing....he didn't call and tell you THAT?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You fuckers never called me!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry.
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i'll bend over now.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:32:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
For a spazz that tells everybody here to get a life, you sure do spend enough time here, Gonzo.
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His metal woods must be back at the pro shop for 're-tuning' (he wrapped them around a tree after 4-putting the 14th...)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm really glad you came out of retirement for this, Shnozzy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What am I paying you for again?
It sure ain't for good ratings, apparently.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so when do i get my first check? or should i just send you a wishlist and you can pick and choose the shit you're gonna buy me?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
B@W....
bauahauahauahauahauahauahaha...Yeah...That's right...get me the fuck outta here
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24173
But since I agree with you and you've been nice to me lately, have a 0.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:30:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto Jew Nose -2
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING AWESOME
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For a spazz that tells evetbody here to get a life, you sure do spend enoguh time here, Gonzo.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto Jew Nose -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bandwagons suck ass.