Celebs that need to be killed off (325 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.07 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <kdlis.at.mtu.edu> (View user info) at 2006-08-14 17:06:42 EDT
Mel Gibson
I hate you. You have made enough money off the bible, please just do us a favor and die. If you fuck up and get a DUI, take the punishment like a man.
Tom Cruise
Please, do us a favor and stop talking about scientology. Thats right Tom, you know psychology, because you have a doctoral degree from IMA DOUCHE University. ALso, please God, never again go on Oprah and act like a jackass. It was bad enough having to see all the parodies.
Keven Federline
What the hell. Your one claim to fame is that you knocked up a girl that had a succesful life before you. I give it 2 years before Britney is sitting in the poor house because you have spent all her money. Good job fucktard. You got a women pregnat while you had one in the oven with another woman.
-2 die bitch
I saved my favorite for last
Paris fucking Hilton
This little whore has so much undeserved attention it makes me sick. What the hell is her benefeit to society? She made a shitty porno and shes a celeb? She goes around making a mokcery of decent American on her show and people love her? The only thing I have ever watched with her in it is the South Park episode (which kicked ass because of Tinkerbell's suicide) and House of Wax. When I heard in House of Wax that she died, a sense of happiness came over me. If only in true life she could be impaled upon a rusty pole
User Reviews
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-08-15 17:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
As badly written and "already done before" as this is, I just cant -2 something I agree with this much.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:22:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:17:31 EDT (#)
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Pathetic.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:17:02 EDT (#)
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The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
And this post fucking blows.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69454
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:15:08 EDT (#)
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I loved this post!
Hey maybe next time, you could just do a post about the regular, everyday people that you think should be killed off. Don't forget to add your name to the list! I'm sure you wouldn't want to miss out.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:15:01 EDT (#)
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I'm guessing 13... 14 tops.
Don't post again till both balls drop, junior.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:13:19 EDT (#)
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well, no argument with this lot.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the fact that those nobodies can elict 'hate' in you speaks volumes.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:10:46 EDT (#)
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All because i agree paris hilton needs to die
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:10:21 EDT (#)
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DISCLAIMER: The above post was written by an angry 15 year-old.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I know, right?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, this was awesome.
-well written
-creatively put together
-eloquent
-concise
-all in all a great post, quit now while you are at your peak...PLEASE