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"Ice, Ice, Baby" OR "What am I doing at the South Pole?" (2741 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.97 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Cali (View user info) at 2006-08-14 21:23:32 EDT


*Worse title EVER*


From August until January, we fly missions down to Antarctica. They say the weather is warmer during this time. Whoever came up with that theory should be shot...

We deliver tons upon tons of supplies to scientists that are stuck there all year long. What they do down there, I couldn't begin to tell you. Well, they DO smoke an assload of pot. That much is for sure. Just imagine a small community of stereotypical tree-hugging hippies. That's about as well as I can describe it.

Months of seclusion make these people pretty crazy. This one guy Jared (whom you'll see at the end of the collage) walks up to me out of the blue, and simply states: "I like to sniff bologna when I masturbate."

We stage out of Christchurch, New Zealand. It's a pretty nice area, and for some unknown reason, the women absolutely love Americans. Tattoos are cheap as hell, also. We have flown two missions so far, and have two more to go before heading over to Hawaii for a couple days, and then back home.

I can't even find the words to describe how cold it is down there. I could only take 3 to 4 pictures at a time since my camera would literally freeze.

All in all, it's been a great experience, and I'd like to share some of it with you.



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Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-10 23:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-28 15:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this fucking rules, great photos

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-23 12:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I TOTALLY MISS WINTER!


not. summer lasted like 3 fucking weeks this year. it's already fall...fuck that.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-23 12:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sick

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-16 17:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

really should stay best ever too.


I didnt' see this last year.. it's AWESOME

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-16 17:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

best evar

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-09-24 21:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-15 23:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I prefer salami.

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-08-15 19:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCKING COOL

Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-08-15 17:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

One of the coolest things I have seen on here in some time.

Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sounds like fun. Hows freezing your ass off?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

holy shit thats awesome!

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-15 09:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If there's a problem,
Yo, I'll solve it.
Check out the hook,
while the DJ revolves it.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-15 09:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

try scraping it out of your wife's fat asshole

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 09:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where can I pick up a half ton of that giant balogna?

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-08-15 09:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sweet Jesus...the pics are pretty but I would fucking despise being there.

Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-08-15 03:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Alright STOP
Colaborate and LISTEN
Ice is (subliminal linkwhored http://www.ubersite.com/m/91817) back with a brand new addition
SOMETHING
Takes a hold of me tightly...

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-08-15 02:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OOOOOOOH! That last picture is preeeeety!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-15 02:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

those are fucking beautiful

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-08-15 02:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-15 02:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cool pics. (Pun intended).

-Dave

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-08-15 02:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Beautiful pics. And you can tell Jared that I, too, include lunch meats in my masturbatory rituals.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-08-15 01:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the last pic - very cool!!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-15 00:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cooooool.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-15 00:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i am jealous

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-14 22:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow!

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-08-14 22:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-14 22:31:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

heard there was a navy base down there. is it still around?

===================

You know, I'm not 100% sure. The only thing I know MIGHT be around is one owned by Chile.

But it's kinda hard buying into Chile actually HAVING a Navy...

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-14 22:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heard there was a navy base down there. is it still around?

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-14 22:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FILENAME

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-14 22:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Antarctica > Emus > Rabbits > ?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-14 22:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yes well, CLEARLY, I was on my period then.



Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-14 22:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-14 21:39:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*shiver*
_________________________________
Rumor has it that it's colder than a witch's tit down there. . .


Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-08-14 22:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:21:49 (#)
Ranking: 0


i hope you die in a mortar attack on your burger king ridden barracks.


==================================

Man, you have come a long way.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-14 21:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I would kill to go there for just one day.

It's on my list of places to go before I die.


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-14 21:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i've always wanted to fly in a plane and look out the front rather than the sides.

awesome.

post more of this stuff please.


Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-08-14 21:55:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Christchurch girls love anything with a cock and two legs... well, actually, I'd be surprised if "two legs" wasn't an optional requirement...
I hope for your sake you wore a condom dude. If not, get checked quick.

And tattoos are cheap here? Fuck, you could've fooled me!
Maybe they're just cheap down in Christchurch.
Maybe whoever you went to sucks.

Auto NZ mention +2

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-08-14 21:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by RPharazon (user info) at 2006-08-14 21:46:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

C-17s make me a happy boy.

+2. Woo.

=============================

Yeah well, they're not all fun. Read some of my older posts to see just a portion of the crap I've put up with while flying them.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-14 21:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that last photo is very, very, cool.



Submitted by RPharazon (user info) at 2006-08-14 21:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

C-17s make me a happy boy.

+2. Woo.

Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-14 21:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-14 21:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*shiver*

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-14 21:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-14 21:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

get a big maori tattoo you'll regret

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-14 21:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

no way is that guy gonna share that bologna


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