I've Got a Serious Case of Blue Balls. (1049 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.34 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Everyone'sFavoriteNoob(I Swear I'm NOT An Alter... Really!) (View user info) at 2006-08-15 03:41:36 EDT
Wow.
The most miserable thing happened to my life.
So... I'll tell you people, because I have no life.
I like her, she likes me. (BELIEVE IT, I AM LOVED, DAMNIT!!!)
That's cool.
I have ONLY talked to her on Myspace (YES, I DO have one. Fuck off) and IM recently.
So, we arranged to hang out.
Her, her friend (who I work with. YES, I DO have a job, fucker!), this guy who likes the friend, and me.
Okay, so, it's the last day of work.
And the girl who I like who likes me's friend tells me she likes me.
How damn awkward can that get.
(YES, I have managed to get TWO girls to like me. Don't ask me how ANY uberuser did it, I dont even know.)
So here I am, waiting to go to the movie theatres with my potential girlfriend, her best friend who likes me, and someone who likes her best friend.
AND the best friend doesn't know that her friend and I are... mutually attracted.
So, just I'm thinking that this can't get any MORE awkward:
Both of the two girls can't go.
And I can't get a hold of the guy to tell him it's off.
TOMORROW I'm going to the movies with another guy.
Who likes a girl who likes me. (Who I turned down.)
And I don't get to see the OTHER girl for, like, a week now.
Fuckfuckfuck.
Fuck.
(We're seeing pulse.)
(HEY, fuckers, THEY'RE BOTH attractive. I don't have ugly people hitting on me only!!!)
User Reviews
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-09-02 19:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah, seriously, I'm sorry, but this was so bad I want to kick you in the blue balls
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-02 19:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry. This was the worst post ever.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-09-02 19:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this was really bad (YESS bad as in very awful) and i had a hard time reading it and comprehending it (YES, while reading it it was hard to understand)...in fact, it sounds like you suck at this whole story telling thing (YES you should kill yourself, fuck off)
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-09-02 15:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by fluffy_love (user info) at 2006-08-16 04:26:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
i cant remember anything more poorly written. that wouldn't be interesting even in casual conversation. i would like to see a rewrite using names so i can understand the plot though.
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This is even worse than the drivel I wrote last year.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-09-02 14:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who cares?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-18 16:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
forget about the guy, and go queeer
Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-08-16 12:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck, reading this gave me an anyrism (sp?) >:G
Submitted by fluffy_love (user info) at 2006-08-16 04:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i cant remember anything more poorly written. that wouldn't be interesting even in casual conversation. i would like to see a rewrite using names so i can understand the plot though.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-15 18:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
die linkwhore
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My sentiments exactly.....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 09:58:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck shit ass dickhole pussy bitch bastard you suck
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 09:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck shit ass dickhole pussy bitch bastard you suck
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-15 09:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmmm.
Have a +2 just because I am not in the shitty mood I was in yesterday.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-08-15 08:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-08-15 08:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Begone from the front page, nigger.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-15 08:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lame linkwhoring from a lame poster.
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-08-15 06:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Beh, don't linkwhore.
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-08-15 06:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
So do you actually have blueballs, or is it like saying you're starving?
I truly do hope you're a real person though.
Submitted by Lianne260987 (user info) at 2006-08-15 06:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not interesting in the slightest! Who cares!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-15 06:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And the girl who I like who likes me's friend tells me she likes me.
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You squire are officially the most retarded person on the front page.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-15 06:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do you swear so much? Do you have tourettes or some other form of mental handicap? Please be brief in your answer.
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2006-08-15 05:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You seem to enjoy linkwhoring.
Good, have a +2. I don't know why, just felt like it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-15 04:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
blog entry
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-08-15 03:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yep, thats a precarious situation right there. Maybe you should try and arrange a threesome?
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2006-08-15 03:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Poor you. Must be tough.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-15 03:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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