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Submitted by Bob 'h1s 1337n3ss' Lobla (View user info) at 2006-08-15 10:24:07 EDT
Taken from here:
http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/africa/08/14/south.africa.aids.reut/index.html
Low condom use fuels Southern Africa AIDS crisis
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Really? Wow, who would have thought that? I wonder what other earth shattering news will be revealed in this article.
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Southern Africa's AIDS pandemic, the world's worst, is being fueled primarily by low condom use among people with multiple concurrent sexual partners and low levels of male circumcision, a study said on Monday.
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Okay, this confuses me a little bit. Low level of make circumcision? How the fuck does that affect it? If someone knows this it is one of the only things in the article I didn't understand. There was another earth shatter revalation there though, multiple partners increases that chance of spreading. REALLY? HOLY FUCK...
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The report by the Southern African Development Community said men's sexual attitudes and behaviors, intergenerational sex and high levels of gender and sexual violence also were to blame for the rapid spread of the disease.
It urged regional leaders -- often accused of moving too slowly against the AIDS crisis -- to encourage condom use and the reduction of the number of concurrent sexual partners, as well as prepare for the possible roll-out of programs to expand male circumcision as a bulwark against HIV infection.
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More shocking revelations brought to you by CNN...
How exactly are you going to approach that, they want older men to stop sleeping with younger women, stop beating them up, sleep with less of them, AND get their tip snipped? Yeah, this FOR SURE sounds like the most sure fire way to get this done...
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Southern Africa is at the epicenter of Africa's AIDS epidemic, with an average adult HIV prevalence rate estimated at 11 percent compared to 1 percent globally.
The region which includes South Africa, the continent's economic powerhouse, is estimated to be home to about 40 percent of people living with HIV globally. It accounted for 37 percent of all new infections in 2005.
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No real good ideas here, just some statistics.
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The SADC experts said traditionally "high risk" activities such as casual sex and sex with prostitutes were no longer the principal cause of new infections in the region.
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PHEW!!!! At least a guy can still bone a hooker, WHAT A RELIEF.
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The meeting noted a recent study in South Africa which appeared to indicate that male circumcision could effectively prevent some HIV infections by removing foreskins, which are at a cellular level more susceptible to HIV.
"Male circumcision is a one-off intervention conferring lifelong reduced biological risk to HIV," the report said.
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Ohhh, that explains it. I didn't actually read the article right to then end, the title caught my eye and the first few paragraphs were gold. HA, SEE, I KNEW HAVING A SNIPPED TIP WAS BETTER.
I personally have never known anyone with AIDS or HIV so it hasn't really impacted me. Anyone have a short little anecdote for me to go along with their -2 about someone you know/heard of that has/had AIDS?
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-17 21:03:04 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/91455#2094117
Wonderful responce. You may be a loser, but you also pwn. Unfortunately I need to keep my current username, but you can use yours as a nickname or a description!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-16 09:44:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-08-15 19:03:11 (#)
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This is some really fucking retarded shit.
How the fuck do they pull this bullshit about circumsision out of their asses? I mean, America is basically the only nation to practice widespread non-religious circucision, yet it's rate of infection is no less OR greater than any of the other "developed" countries that have a LOW rate of circumcision.
ANYONE who advocates circumcision (on a male OR a female) should be shot, from close range, in the head, repeatedly. It's a barbaric OLD custom that needs to be stopped.
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I ADVOCATE GETTING SNIPPED
YOU ARE JUST JELOUS CAUSE MY COCK LOOKS NORMAL AND YOURS IS ALL COVERED WITH SKIN
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-16 00:00:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-08-15 21:03:03 EDT (#)
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Circumcision is good for you. Puts hair on your chest!
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-08-15 19:03:11 EDT (#)
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This is some really fucking retarded shit.
How the fuck do they pull this bullshit about circumsision out of their asses? I mean, America is basically the only nation to practice widespread non-religious circucision, yet it's rate of infection is no less OR greater than any of the other "developed" countries that have a LOW rate of circumcision.
ANYONE who advocates circumcision (on a male OR a female) should be shot, from close range, in the head, repeatedly. It's a barbaric OLD custom that needs to be stopped.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-15 14:45:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-15 14:42:29 (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-15 14:34:24 (#)
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Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-15 14:33:19 (#)
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I, too, keep getting you mixed up with Bubba.
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Do you EVER offer ANYTHING that is at all construtive or useful?
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You realize, of course, the vessel by which you send this message?
+2 for irony, soldier.
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DONT CALL ME AN IRON
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-15 14:42:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-15 14:34:24 (#)
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Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-15 14:33:19 (#)
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I, too, keep getting you mixed up with Bubba.
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Do you EVER offer ANYTHING that is at all construtive or useful?
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You realize, of course, the vessel by which you send this message?
+2 for irony, soldier.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-15 14:34:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-15 14:33:19 (#)
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I, too, keep getting you mixed up with Bubba.
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Do you EVER offer ANYTHING that is at all construtive or useful?
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-15 14:33:19 EDT (#)
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I, too, keep getting you mixed up with Bubba.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-15 14:27:25 EDT (#)
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Education and the rampant sans condom fucking...
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-15 14:26:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-15 14:20:20 (#)
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filename!
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THANKS
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-15 14:23:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:35:49 (#)
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:32:18 (#)
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+2 because you seem to need some sympathy, panties-inna-wad. Also because this was humorous.
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I lost a friend to AIDS when I was younger ... but he was born with it so no harm no foul?
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Did the parents know they had it before they conceived? Is it 100% that it gets passed onto the kids?
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Not at all, in fact kids are very likely not to contract AIDS even if the mother has it.
If you take the correct drugs during pregnancy it can be like 99.9% that the child QWON'T be born with AIDS.
Education is THE main reason third work countries have such high rates.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-15 14:20:20 EDT (#)
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filename!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-15 14:07:23 EDT (#)
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Noone appreciates a good filename any more :(
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-15 14:02:26 EDT (#)
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"Roll out...a condom program."
Get it? Roll out? Huh?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-15 14:00:03 EDT (#)
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Last time I did a post like this I nearly got my balls torn off..
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-15 13:18:59 EDT (#)
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I think the doc took a couple of extra inches off when he snipped me. (random emoticon)
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-15 13:08:25 EDT (#)
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The news is worthless
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-15 12:59:49 EDT (#)
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well, everybody that I know who has AIDS...is dead.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-15 12:01:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:38:02 (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:37:22 (#)
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I only have sympathy for 2 groups of people with AIDS
Those born with it.
Those that got it through bad blood transfusions.
Fuck everybody else, you know how to get it by now.
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What about rape? """
good point rape IS rather spiffy.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-15 12:00:08 EDT (#)
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Lobla, you must send this to the needy, horny Africans, so that they may learn to trust the rubbers, and be one with them, and make in them a home for their diseased spermage, and grow in love and peace and kindness in the arms of Christ Jesus:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76155
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:55:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:40:20 (#)
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The meeting noted a recent study in South Africa which appeared to indicate that male circumcision could effectively prevent some HIV infections by removing foreskins, which are at a cellular level more susceptible to HIV.
"Male circumcision is a one-off intervention conferring lifelong reduced biological risk to HIV," the report said
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Really???
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I guess so, fucked up.
HELMETS UNITE...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:50:52 EDT (#)
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duhness.
Submitted by saxon4eva (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:47:58 EDT (#)
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Sounds To me Like a Press Release From The "Department of the Bloody Obvious"
Creds - The Metro...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:40:20 EDT (#)
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The meeting noted a recent study in South Africa which appeared to indicate that male circumcision could effectively prevent some HIV infections by removing foreskins, which are at a cellular level more susceptible to HIV.
"Male circumcision is a one-off intervention conferring lifelong reduced biological risk to HIV," the report said
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Really???
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:35:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:38:02 (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:37:22 (#)
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I only have sympathy for 2 groups of people with AIDS
Those born with it.
Those that got it through bad blood transfusions.
Fuck everybody else, you know how to get it by now.
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What about rape?
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Well they shouldn't have worn that dress!
I kid, I kid....
I wasn't sure if the circumcision thing had been proven, but I guess the theory is that small amounts of blood gets wedged in the covered wagon, and gets absorbed throught the thin skin there.
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:02:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:38:02 (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:37:22 (#)
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I only have sympathy for 2 groups of people with AIDS
Those born with it.
Those that got it through bad blood transfusions.
Fuck everybody else, you know how to get it by now.
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What about rape?
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What about it?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:38:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:37:22 (#)
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I only have sympathy for 2 groups of people with AIDS
Those born with it.
Those that got it through bad blood transfusions.
Fuck everybody else, you know how to get it by now.
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What about rape?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:37:22 EDT (#)
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I only have sympathy for 2 groups of people with AIDS
Those born with it.
Those that got it through bad blood transfusions.
Fuck everybody else, you know how to get it by now.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:35:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:32:18 (#)
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+2 because you seem to need some sympathy, panties-inna-wad. Also because this was humorous.
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I lost a friend to AIDS when I was younger ... but he was born with it so no harm no foul?
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Did the parents know they had it before they conceived? Is it 100% that it gets passed onto the kids?
I really dont know much about AIDS. Crabs though, THEM i know about...
What?
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:34:07 EDT (#)
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This post means that next time I fuck phuzzygish I will wear a rubber.
-Dave
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:32:18 EDT (#)
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+2 because you seem to need some sympathy, panties-inna-wad. Also because this was humorous.
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I lost a friend to AIDS when I was younger ... but he was born with it so no harm no foul?