Americans. (444 hits)
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Submitted by Snowynorth (View user info) at 2006-08-15 10:42:39 EDT
We slam Americans here. But not enough, actually.
I actually have complete and total hatred for this group. I can also explain my hatred for them.
1) Recruitment - I have never been approached by any other country and asked to sign up for their military. Never. Not once. I can't stand their habit of preaching "don't blow us up" then turning around and blowing everyone else up.
2)Hypocrisy - "Right to bear arms". Unless your not American, then they have to perform a regime change and spread democracy.
3) Ku Klux Klan - American.
4) White Supremacist - American.
5) Mel Gibson - American.
6) The American Government - Elected by Americans, kind of.
7) Theft of Beliefs - You all act like you invented democracy.
8) The Theory of Evolution - When using the Americans as a case study it would appear that good'ol Homo Saps are going down hill, perhaps in a new form of devolution or would that be unvolution?
9) Hatred of Jews - They don't, and for some reason keep sending them weapons...
These are just a few reasons I loathe this cult.
Yeah, I hate Arabs, too. At least they aren't trying to covert me. They just want me dead. I can respect that.
User Reviews
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:40:49 EDT (#)
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stupid
Submitted by Snowynorth (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:07:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-08-15 14:29:11 (#)
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nice way to cover up your ignorance, flurrynorth.
Well, I obviously can't pull a fast one with you around detective
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-08-15 14:29:11 EDT (#)
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nice way to cover up your ignorance, flurrynorth.
Submitted by Snowynorth (user info) at 2006-08-15 13:33:55 EDT (#)
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The Mel thing was just a mistake though. I'll pay more attention next time.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-15 13:33:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:53:32 (#)
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I prefer my satire to be "funny".
Submitted by Snowynorth (user info) at 2006-08-15 13:32:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-15 12:36:52 (#)
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parody rarely works around here
1/3 will get it
1/3 WON'T get it
1/3 will get it and hate it.
it's pretty low-percentage, ratings-wise...that's why I don't do it.
Well you can say that again...
Bob I'm glad you picked up on it and explained how each of the points was either false or exaggerated... glad you could explain it for all the people who didn't understand.
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2006-08-15 13:25:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stuckfix (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:57:01 (#)
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5) Mel Gibson - Australian import, like that fucking nasty shit-beer Fosters.
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Mel Gibson is American born. Raised in Australia. And yeah, Fosters is generally known here as THE worst beer we make. That's why we ship it to America. Zam.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-08-15 12:44:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-15 12:40:23 EDT (#)
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Oh fuck, I just got my face stuck up someone's ass! That's nasty as fucking hell
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-15 12:36:52 EDT (#)
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parody rarely works around here
1/3 will get it
1/3 WON'T get it
1/3 will get it and hate it.
it's pretty low-percentage, ratings-wise...that's why I don't do it.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-15 12:20:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:00:16 (#)
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Mel Gibson was born in the states, raised in Australia and then moved back after Road Warrior.
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So he got all of his retarded beliefs in Australlia then, is that what you are saying. FUCK OFF.
I am not even american and this sucked ass.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-15 12:17:48 EDT (#)
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1) Recruitment - I have never been approached by any other country and asked to sign up for their military. Never. Not once. I can't stand their habit of preaching "don't blow us up" then turning around and blowing everyone else up.
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Alright retard, open google and look up Isreal and Conscription
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2)Hypocrisy - "Right to bear arms". Unless your not American, then they have to perform a regime change and spread democracy.
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Huh? Was that even english?
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3) Ku Klux Klan - American.
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so? Like they are the only nation with supremacist movements *cough* apartheid *cough*
4) White Supremacist - American.
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Ummm, German?
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5) Mel Gibson - American.
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AHAHAHAHAHA, are you fucking serious? Just because he is in hollywood doesnt make him American you fucking moron, he is an Aussie. Funny note though, a little movie call "The Patriot" starred two people who are not american as american heroes. You are a fucking idiot.
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6) The American Government - Elected by Americans, kind of.
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Thanks Captain Obvious...
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7) Theft of Beliefs - You all act like you invented democracy.
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Whaaa?
To be honest, they kind of did...
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8) The Theory of Evolution - When using the Americans as a case study it would appear that good'ol Homo Saps are going down hill, perhaps in a new form of devolution or would that be unvolution?
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Yeah, because you are for sure doing better by than them...
Dont you need to be naturally selected right away here? There is a bus on the street with your name on it. Go play in traffic.
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9) Hatred of Jews - They don't, and for some reason keep sending them weapons...
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You fucking suck ass, this was probably the weakest post I have ever seen.
Fuck you and see my response to #8 fuckhead. PLEASE dont post again...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:58:56 EDT (#)
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had potential...
not funny.
Submitted by stuckfix (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:57:01 EDT (#)
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1) Military recruitment is annoying. But try some other countries, where they just flat out force people to join the military. At least we ask first, dipshit.
2) We like guns.
3) There are hate groups in every nation. Ours was more organized, just like everything else in America compared to whatever shitbox socialist hellhole you came from.
4) White Supremacist - German, you fuckface.
5) Mel Gibson - Australian import, like that fucking nasty shit-beer Fosters.
6) The American Government - not fucking socialist.
7) Theft of Beliefs - We are taught in public schools that democracy was founded in Greece. We know we didn't invent it. But how many countries practiced democracy in the late 18th century?
8) The Theory of Evolution - Yes, we're declining. It really sucks that we're back to using horse-drawn carriages, gas lanterns, and the telegraph. Wait! That's not happening at all. The average American knows much more than they did even 20 years ago, thanks to the Internet (yes, invented in Switzerland, but implemented largely by the U.S.A.), public libraries, and many more agencies devoted to spreading knowledge.
9) Hatred of Jews - I can't debate a thought that is unintelligible, why don't you read the shit that the pukepile you call a brain writes before you post it?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:53:32 EDT (#)
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I prefer my satire to be "funny".
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:47:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:35:08 EDT (#)
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you're very stupid;
hence you understand nothing
about world politics.
Submitted by saxon4eva (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:28:19 EDT (#)
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Would have loved to plus 2 this but mel "anti sematic" gibbo is an OZy and as a
rule they only start wars when "freedom" is threatend not "democracy".
AND IM ALL FOR BEING FREE.
Submitted by thegizzle (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:26:46 EDT (#)
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CUnt
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:20:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:53:58 (#)
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O DAMN FOOLPROOF JUST GOT PWNED LIKE SANFORD'S SON ON SANDFORD AND SON
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I wont -2 thjis guy, it's obvious he needs inspiration to post.
But, owned?
I think not.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:17:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:16:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:00:16 (#)
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Mel Gibson was born in the states, raised in Australia and then moved back after Road Warrior.
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:56:17 (#)
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Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:51:49 (#)
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Mel Gibson is Aussie.
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That's what I thought.
-1 for having inferior superstar knowledge.
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Apology.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:09:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:07:25 EDT (#)
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according to IMDB Gibson was born in New York, who knew?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:02:36 EDT (#)
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"White Supremacist - American."
hmmm, I seem to remember another rather large white power group from europe in the mid 1900's, oh yeah the Nazi's, they weren't american were they?
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:00:16 EDT (#)
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Mel Gibson was born in the states, raised in Australia and then moved back after Road Warrior.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:56:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:51:49 (#)
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Mel Gibson is Aussie.
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That's what I thought.
-1 for having inferior superstar knowledge.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:53:58 EDT (#)
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O DAMN FOOLPROOF JUST GOT PWNED LIKE SANFORD'S SON ON SANDFORD AND SON
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:51:49 EDT (#)
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Mel Gibson is Aussie.
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:50:28 EDT (#)
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"White Supremacist - American." -- We're not the ONLY ones, buddy.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:49:22 EDT (#)
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Ha ha
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:48:55 EDT (#)
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Dear Sir
From your covering letter it is obvious to us that you are a grade A idiot, a bigot and a waste of oxygen. Please find enclosed a razor blade and a diagram indicating the points on the wrist you should slit. Please also find included an auxiliary noose in case you manage to fuck up the wrist slitting as much as you have done with your life.
Don't call us or anyone ever again.
Yours TTOM Enterprises, Scottish Office, Glasgow, Scotland
ps Seriously, shoot yourself
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-15 10:46:08 EDT (#)
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OK.
The fact this is parody, as poor as it may be, saves this from a negative rating.
-Dave