Am I a loser or what? (2600 hits)
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Submitted by Nefandus Maleficus <wuhoa.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-06-20 16:08:29 EDT
Ok, I need your opinions, and I know they're going to be harsh. I'm bored so I figure I'll get people to post back and piss me off.
Am I a loser?
All of this is true:
*My "girl" told her friends to tell me that she just wanted to be friends and I call her a bitch on AIM
She says she'll never talk to me again
*I got fired from work the next day
*2 days later I pissed off some bloods and got jumped and got my ass kicked
*Im broke, girl-less, jobless, and have a black eye
*I broke my hard drive by accidently plugging a cable in the back upside down
*My friends are all in jail and/or moved away
*I don't have a car
*I've been working out for almost a year and my 6-pack is more like a 2 and a half pack
User Reviews
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-02-22 01:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Drink bleach.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-22 01:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes.
Although I already knew that. Saw your reply on Proof of Intelligent Design post and knew you had to be. I was right.
Submitted by Louis <Louis.at.tiger.com> at 2004-04-30 02:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're not a loser. We're the losers for reading this sophomoric babble and responsing to it.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-03-29 13:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes.
If you pissed off Bloods, you'd be dead, and thus not sitting here writing this post pissing me off.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-03-29 13:05:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
rabbidmonkey's post reminded me. Anyone looking for some Wierd Al cassettes please let me know. I'll sell the complete collection for $1. I just upgraded to CD's.
Submitted by Five_dollar_artist (user info) at 2004-03-29 12:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
At least your dog is not diabetic.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-03-29 12:46:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are just about ready to make some changes. Don't fight it. We all go through this shit.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-03-29 12:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"But +1 for having the guts at 15 to post something like this at your age."
This didn't take guts, it took whining and an Internet connection.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-03-29 12:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
die
Submitted by Supremebeing (user info) at 2004-03-22 21:03:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ROFL
Ok your only 15 SO
Are you a loser? Maybe
Are Stupid? Maybe
Are you a Homo? Dont care TMI
Now if and when you make it to 18 or 20 and post something like this again.
Your all of the above and you should give yourself a black eye daily. Also start saving for the trailer your gonna need in about 30 years.
But +1 for having the guts at 15 to post something like this at your age. But like I said if you do it again. Read above!
Submitted by hafguitarist6767 (user info) at 2004-03-22 20:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yes yes you are your a huge loser
kill yourself
Submitted by A_Weasel_named_FUBAR (user info) at 2003-06-23 11:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not if my dad gets his hands on him again there isnt
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-06-23 10:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
See Manfre. There's always someone worse off than even you. ;)
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-06-23 10:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sounds like the only cure for your ailments are death. Slow and painful.
Fuck that quick and painless shit you deserve to suffer...
Submitted by A_Weasel_named_FUBAR (user info) at 2003-06-23 10:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pissed off some bloods. Dude, stop watching movies and go get a life. Better yet, rent some really depressing movies and kill yourself.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-06-20 22:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OK, you are a homosexual loser kid.
Dude, you're 15 don't sweat the petty things and pet the sweaty things. You have a life ahead of you and you are at the age where you can turn that around.
And...at least you don't have a chicken on your head.
Hakuna Matata.
Submitted by Maleficus (user info) at 2003-06-20 22:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And I'm 15. Yep. I'm ready to hear people's bullshit about how I'm a kid and a homosexual. Bring it on, fucktards.
Submitted by Maleficus (user info) at 2003-06-20 22:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Glad I could make you feel better, hidden. Yea, and I am a poor white kid that lives in the inner-city. Fuck all you suburbian traitors. I hope there is a hell and that you freeze on the ninth plane with Lucifer.
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-06-20 21:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How old are you.. that will determine whether you are a loser
or just a dumb hoodie.
-BerZ
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2003-06-20 21:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Real "Bloods" would have killed you. These were just some guys looking to beat someones ass. And yes I believe by all known measures you qualify as a loser!
God please tell me that you don't still live at home...
Rokinroj
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-06-20 18:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yes you are a looser. and if you called em 'bloods' or think of them as such you deserve that ass whuppin boy.
-2 because your an ass
Submitted by Tifferistic (user info) at 2003-06-20 17:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"It made me smile, because now i don't feel so bad. the sole reason some people are alive is to serve as a warning to others. god bless those people." -Hidden
You and Hidden are the reason why some of use have such wonderful lives. I thank you for all that you have done for this world. Keep up the good work guys.
*<Tiff>*
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-20 17:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you have to ask....
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-06-20 16:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes you are...
Submitted by sjmanikt (user info) at 2003-06-20 16:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I dunno, man, it sucks to be everybody. Have you tried *learning* from your mistakes?
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-06-20 16:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*My "girl" told her friends to tell me that she just wanted to be friends and I call her a bitch on AIM
She says she'll never talk to me again
--- For this I call you an idiot. If you didn't like her why be with her? You brought this upon yourself.
*I got fired from work the next day
--- Hahahahahahaha
*2 days later I pissed off some bloods and got jumped and got my ass kicked
--- Again, you are a jackass.
*Im broke, girl-less, jobless, and have a black eye
--- Hahahahahahahahahaha
*I broke my hard drive by accidently plugging a cable in the back upside down
--- If you don't know how something works, don't try, jackass.
*My friends are all in jail and/or moved away
--- You parents did a great job of raising you, sounds like you chose the right crowd.
*I don't have a car
--- Take the bus, cheaper by far in the long run.
*I've been working out for almost a year and my 6-pack is more like a 2 and a half pack
--- So you don't have abs, no big deal. Maybe you should just amputate your lower half, then you would only need 2.5 abs.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-20 16:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
by the way- +1
it made me smile, because now i don't feel so bad. the sole reason some people are alive is to serve as a warning to others. god bless those people.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-20 16:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
at least you don't have a potato head.
man, wait until Kaelic sees this!
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-06-20 16:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yes
Submitted by rabbidmonkey (user info) at 2003-06-20 16:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Unless you also own all of weird-al's albums on casset, I would say theirs still hope.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-06-20 16:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait till you get anally raped.