The Day the Teephphah Died: ETS Vs. the Sheeple of Ubersite (414 hits)
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Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2006-08-15 15:01:10 EDT
For those just tuning into our program,
In "The Alcohall of Fame" (http://www.ubersite.com/m/91581) Joining forces to combat the mobs of wigger/redneck hybrids, our heroes Icarus and Teephphah walked into a Walmart with loaded assault rifles, toppling a mannequin, and upsetting several shelves of feminine hygiene products. A night manager was later reported missing and presumed deported.
In "I'm the only hell Mama ever Raised" (http://www.ubersite.com/m/91650) Susie Derkins got so annoyed by rumors of nipple-twiddling she urinated on a busload of starving orphans before pushing them off a cliff.
In "I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life" (http://www.ubersite.com/m/91687) Icarus's sister declared her love for Bigmouth and Boober Fraggle, settled down, and bore a litter of muppets. Jack McCallum, annoyed about being left out of the main storyline, engaged Loki in a battle royale creamed corn fight.
In "Enter the Derkins" (http://www.ubersite.com/m/91790) Susie learned that Teephphah was a real estate lawyer, and Teephphah learned that Susie wasn't too good at math. He told her to make sure she carried her units, so she tore off his unit. And killed him.
What happened to Israel Bagelcat, why do they call them rednecks anyways, and when is Teephphah going to fucking die??? All this AND FUCKING MORE to be answered in today's in today's exciting -2 installment!
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-19 12:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Kindly die.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh...another one...NOW I get it.
(Not really)
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No no no, it's all wrong. I didn't urinate on the starving orphans. My horde of flying monkeys flung their poop at them before I pushed the bus off the cliff. Check your sources!!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG filename
hehe
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy jabeesus big picture.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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