The Day the Teephphah Died: ETS Vs. the Sheeple of Ubersite (893 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.66 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2006-08-15 15:04:10 EDT
For those just tuning into our program,
In "The Alcohall of Fame" (http://www.ubersite.com/m/91581) Joining forces to combat the mobs of wigger/redneck hybrids, our heroes Icarus and Teephphah walked into a Walmart with loaded assault rifles, toppling a mannequin, and upsetting several shelves of feminine hygiene products. A night manager was later reported missing and presumed deported.
In "I'm the only hell Mama ever Raised" (http://www.ubersite.com/m/91650) Susie Derkins got so annoyed by rumors of nipple-twiddling she urinated on a busload of starving orphans before pushing them off a cliff.
In "I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life" (http://www.ubersite.com/m/91687) Icarus's sister declared her love for Bigmouth and Boober Fraggle, settled down, and bore a litter of muppets. Jack McCallum, annoyed about being left out of the main storyline, engaged Loki in a battle royale creamed corn fight.
In "Enter the Derkins" (http://www.ubersite.com/m/91790) Susie learned that Teephphah was a real estate lawyer, and Teephphah learned that Susie wasn't too good at math. He told her to make sure she carried her units, so she tore off his unit. And killed him.
What happened to Israel Bagelcat, why do they call them rednecks anyways, and when is Teephphah going to fucking die??? All this AND FUCKING MORE to be answered in today's in today's exciting -2 installment repost!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 06:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't bother (-2)
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-18 17:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious if my name isn't HighVoltage901. Which it isn't, but it's damn close.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-16 03:26:46 EDT (#)
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Absolutely hilarious. Especially the ones that have no translation.
Submitted by adjones619 (user info) at 2006-08-15 17:43:23 EDT (#)
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Thanks for reading
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-15 17:09:23 EDT (#)
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funny.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-08-15 16:45:31 EDT (#)
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I knew you had a sense of humour, ETS. Thanks.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-15 16:34:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-08-15 16:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:31:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:24:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Brad is going to go ballistic over it, however...
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Probably, but you never know. Here's to hoping he can laugh at himself today.
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Well he can either laugh, cry, or throttle us all in the nude. Those are the only real options at his disposal.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ets response:
i'm sorry but my MESSAGE is SERIOUS and I don't find MURDER funny.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:31:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:24:18 (#)
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Brad is going to go ballistic over it, however...
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Probably, but you never know. Here's to hoping he can laugh at himself today.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh fuck, this was damn funny.
Brad is going to go ballistic over it, however...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:15:50 EDT (#)
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i'll be honest I can't bring myself to read these.
+2 'cos it's teeph.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:14:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:09:24 (#)
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No no no, it's all wrong. I didn't urinate on the starving orphans. My horde of flying monkeys flung their poop at them before I pushed the bus off the cliff. Check your sources!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:10:47 EDT (#)
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I don't know what this even meant but it was probably pretty funny...or something.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:10:46 EDT (#)
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What the--?
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:06:46 EDT (#)
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YEAH ME TOO!!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:05:38 EDT (#)
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FINE, I GUESS I WILL GIVE YOU ANOTHER +2 HUH FUCKER???