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The Walker-ridden-fat-bitch strikes again (660 hits)

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Submitted by <runswithscissorsbackwards.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-06-20 16:17:06 EDT


First of all, hopefully this works, I have never done a post with a link to prior post.

Ok, here is the background:

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105588338836313368

Well...she is at it again. I just overheard her talking to an account on the phone,
in which she proceeded, after bitching at them for sending in a payment improperly...
that she had to go, because SHE had to clean out the refrigerator. (Each floor in
the building I work in has one of those little 'mini' fridges, so that we dont
all have to go to the 6th floor where the one large fridge is). Anyway. SHE had
to clean out the fridge, because the frost buildup wouldnt allow you to close the
door anymore (not true, yes, there is a lot of frost, but the door closes just fine).

Ok, bitch. You have already told us, numerous times, that your HUSBAND has to help
you put on your shoes and socks because you cannot reach your feet. We also know
what happens when your ass hits the floor (as described in the previous post), so you
sure as hell wont be sitting on the ground to clean out the fridge. And, again
as reported in the previous post, you cannot physically pick up a bowling ball, so
how the hell are you going to heft this fridge onto a cart to take to the roof
where it can defrost? Just shut your high and mighty (cheese and hotdog filled) mouth!
Shut the fuck up with this "I have to clean out the fridge" bullshit because YOU
wont be cleaning out the fridge. You will pester other people on the floor to do
it, and then, once it is all cleaned and defrosted, you will parade around and
let EVERYONE know that YOU cleaned out the fridge, isnt it so much nicer now??

God. I need a drink. And beer-thirty is still four hours away.

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