Drugs have taught the youth of today the metric system, and for that I support them. (1247 hits)
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Submitted by LSD 420 (View user info) at 2006-08-15 15:33:35 EDT
Strip me down. Strip search me. Sink your claws and your fangs and your witty barbs about my future into the pink meat of my fried fucking brain. You'll torch me and ruin me and pucker my lips with the sourness of your demeanor, but then you'll go home and get smashed and that's where I win. Eventually you'll be a dribbling mess, destroyed by a legal drug, and I'll be a slightly better off dribbling mess because I chose harder to obtain drugs than you did. Then I'll either spit on you myself, or have a nurse do it for me.
Scandalize, sensationalize, stigmatize...
...but continue to criminalize?
Fuck off.
You can't sanction my thoughts, and I know damn well there aint a single amendment, bill, law you can propose that can.
I'm a lost cause? I'm hopelessly chained to the mast of a sinking school of thought? I'm a waste of life not to be bothered with by the reasonable citizens of this great country? Then leave me and my private pursuits the fuck alone and go brainwash some children too young to make up their own minds.
There aint a single day goes by I don't turn on my TV to be attacked by the disapproval of people not fit to speak, let alone rule, and the only thing that I'm ashamed of is the voting population.
What makes your president (I've disowned any feelings of association to him) qualified?
While he was matriculating and graduating for and from all manner of religiously sanctified affairs and universities, while he was smothered by the greasy tit of his inheritance, while he walked invisibly through city streets full of the starving and the stupid, where along the line, while all these things happened, was he granted the permission to rule? What intoxicated grace from up on high came down from the heavens in a drunken confusion and accidentally killed an anonymous single mother instead of this man?
Fuck it...fire the missiles. Start the first and last great nuclear war. I don't give shit. As far as I'm concerned, this political war is over. The righteous so often overextend, miscalculate, that they become a defeated cause in an instant of stupidity.
The black panthers, the cannabis legalization front, the collection of peoples for world peace, etc...
I'm sure Sun Tzu or maybe Caesar said something very important concerning this concept, but fuck it. I need to relax with some illegal substances.
"When they took the fourth amendment, I was silent because I don't deal drugs. When they took the sixth amendment, I kept quiet because I know I'm innocent. When they took the second amendment, I said nothing because I don't own a gun. Now they've come for the first amendment, and I can't say anything at all." - Freeman
User Reviews
Submitted by Jayebee (user info) at 2006-08-18 16:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you. The system elected the asshole. Deal with it.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-08-16 11:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-08-16 02:16:03 EDT (#)
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onbetaalbaar goed geschreven.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-16 00:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hick-a-doo-la
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2006-08-16 00:14:58 EDT (#)
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This was entirely worth my time.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-15 23:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sensational! Enjoyed this a lot.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-15 22:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
deep
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-15 20:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesomely written post, Mr. Lysergig. . .
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-08-15 19:14:54 EDT (#)
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I look left.
I look right.
Deep breath.
Pounce as a linkwhore:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90277
PEEEOOWWWW
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-15 19:01:07 EDT (#)
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UK still trades in imperial.
I love that... 'Imperial'.
Want to know why I love it?
Because we fucking INVENTED it.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-08-15 18:43:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-15 17:27:42 EDT (#)
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excellent post.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-15 17:26:01 EDT (#)
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+2 title alone
now I'll read it.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-08-15 16:40:41 EDT (#)
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w00000000t
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-15 16:36:51 EDT (#)
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I really want the government to let me live in my alterna-universe in peace
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-15 16:28:03 EDT (#)
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I still buy in ounces and pounds and I am in canada and we are on metric...
Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-08-15 16:25:27 EDT (#)
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Is anyone else surprised that he can write so well?
Submitted by Laser (user info) at 2006-08-15 16:11:56 EDT (#)
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What ever happened to ounces?
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-08-15 16:07:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:49:09 (#)
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Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:46:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
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DING DING DING! JOHNNY, TELL HIM WHAT HE'S WON!
THREE +2'S FOR POSTING SOME DECENT WRITING ON THIS FESTERING POOP-PILE
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I share your sentiments
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-15 16:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like things being divisible by ten.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:53:13 EDT (#)
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I fully fucking agree.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:52:20 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah and for the sake of rampant drug use, let's take TREMUNDUS SPEAD!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:50:45 EDT (#)
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Nicely said bro.
When are we gonna hang out?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:49:19 EDT (#)
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+2 for the title alone and then there was an awesome post to go with it...
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:49:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:46:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
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DING DING DING! JOHNNY, TELL HIM WHAT HE'S WON!
THREE +2'S FOR POSTING SOME DECENT WRITING ON THIS FESTERING POOP-PILE.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AMERICA
America I've given you all and now I'm nothing.
America two dollars and twenty-seven cents January 17, 1956.
I can't stand my own mind.
America when will we end the human war?
Go fuck yourself with your atom bomb
I don't feel good don't bother me.
I won't write my poem till I'm in my right mind.
America when will you be angelic?
When will you take off your clothes?
When will you look at yourself through the grave?
When will you be worthy of your million Trotskyites?
America why are your libraries full of tears?
America when will you send your eggs to India?
I'm sick of your insane demands.
When can I go into the supermarket and buy what I need with my good looks?
America after all it is you and I who are perfect not the next world.
Your machinery is too much for me.
You made me want to be a saint.
There must be some other way to settle this argument.
Burroughs is in Tangiers I don't think he'll come back it's sinister.
Are you being sinister or is this some form of practical joke?
I'm trying to come to the point.
I refuse to give up my obsession.
America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
America the plum blossoms are falling.
I haven't read the newspapers for months, everyday somebody goes on trial for
murder.
America I feel sentimental about the Wobblies.
America I used to be a communist when I was a kid and I'm not sorry.
I smoke marijuana every chance I get.
I sit in my house for days on end and stare at the roses in the closet.
When I go to Chinatown I get drunk and never get laid.
My mind is made up there's going to be trouble.
You should have seen me reading Marx.
My psychoanalyst thinks I'm perfectly right.
I won't say the Lord's Prayer.
I have mystical visions and cosmic vibrations.
America I still haven't told you what you did to Uncle Max after he came over
from Russia.
I'm addressing you.
Are you going to let our emotional life be run by Time Magazine?
I'm obsessed by Time Magazine.
I read it every week.
Its cover stares at me every time I slink past the corner candystore.
I read it in the basement of the Berkeley Public Library.
It's always telling me about responsibility. Businessmen are serious. Movie
producers are serious. Everybody's serious but me.
It occurs to me that I am America.
I am talking to myself again.
Asia is rising against me.
I haven't got a chinaman's chance.
I'd better consider my national resources.
My national resources consist of two joints of marijuana millions of genitals
an unpublishable private literature that goes 1400 miles and hour and
twentyfivethousand mental institutions.
I say nothing about my prisons nor the millions of underpriviliged who live in
my flowerpots under the light of five hundred suns.
I have abolished the whorehouses of France, Tangiers is the next to go.
My ambition is to be President despite the fact that I'm a Catholic.
America how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?
I will continue like Henry Ford my strophes are as individual as his
automobiles more so they're all different sexes
America I will sell you strophes $2500 apiece $500 down on your old strophe
America free Tom Mooney
America save the Spanish Loyalists
America Sacco Vanzetti must not die
America I am the Scottsboro boys.
America when I was seven momma took me to Communist Cell meetings they
sold us garbanzos a handful per ticket a ticket costs a nickel and the
speeches were free everybody was angelic and sentimental about the
workers it was all so sincere you have no idea what a good thing the party
was in 1935 Scott Nearing was a grand old man a real mensch Mother
Bloor made me cry I once saw Israel Amter plain. Everybody must have
been a spy.
America you don're really want to go to war.
America it's them bad Russians.
Them Russians them Russians and them Chinamen. And them Russians.
The Russia wants to eat us alive. The Russia's power mad. She wants to take
our cars from out our garages.
Her wants to grab Chicago. Her needs a Red Reader's Digest. her wants our
auto plants in Siberia. Him big bureaucracy running our fillingstations.
That no good. Ugh. Him makes Indians learn read. Him need big black niggers.
Hah. Her make us all work sixteen hours a day. Help.
America this is quite serious.
America this is the impression I get from looking in the television set.
America is this correct?
I'd better get right down to the job.
It's true I don't want to join the Army or turn lathes in precision parts
factories, I'm nearsighted and psychopathic anyway.
America I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.
- A.Ginsberg
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
reminds me of stuff i used to write.
how big a compliment is THAT?
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:44:20 EDT (#)
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auto +2 LSD420 post
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:42:19 EDT (#)
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why the hell not...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:41:25 EDT (#)
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Yes, and no. But mostly, yes.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckin' A. how old are you?
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:36:42 EDT (#)
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I'll give you the benefit of the doubt regarding writing this...
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOLZ!
P.S. Thanks for helping me get rid of that chameleon... it was scratching mah insides...