The Walker-ridden-fat-bitch strikes again (1278 hits)
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Submitted by <runswithscissorsbackwards.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-06-20 16:17:20 EDT
First of all, hopefully this works, I have never done a post with a link to prior post.
Ok, here is the background:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105588338836313368
Well...she is at it again. I just overheard her talking to an account on the phone,
in which she proceeded, after bitching at them for sending in a payment improperly...
that she had to go, because SHE had to clean out the refrigerator. (Each floor in
the building I work in has one of those little 'mini' fridges, so that we dont
all have to go to the 6th floor where the one large fridge is). Anyway. SHE had
to clean out the fridge, because the frost buildup wouldnt allow you to close the
door anymore (not true, yes, there is a lot of frost, but the door closes just fine).
Ok, bitch. You have already told us, numerous times, that your HUSBAND has to help
you put on your shoes and socks because you cannot reach your feet. We also know
what happens when your ass hits the floor (as described in the previous post), so you
sure as hell wont be sitting on the ground to clean out the fridge. And, again
as reported in the previous post, you cannot physically pick up a bowling ball, so
how the hell are you going to heft this fridge onto a cart to take to the roof
where it can defrost? Just shut your high and mighty (cheese and hotdog filled) mouth!
Shut the fuck up with this "I have to clean out the fridge" bullshit because YOU
wont be cleaning out the fridge. You will pester other people on the floor to do
it, and then, once it is all cleaned and defrosted, you will parade around and
let EVERYONE know that YOU cleaned out the fridge, isnt it so much nicer now??
God. I need a drink. And beer-thirty is still four hours away.
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Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-06-20 22:55:41 EDT (#)
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sugar-free?
Submitted by cooley21 (user info) at 2003-06-20 22:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
look... i told u what to do...make a trail of cheesepuffs to the bathroom, when she finally makes it in take her little stroller..walker..whatever the fuck u want to call it and beat the fuckin bitch to death with it. drag her to the toilet knock her head on the seat a few times (till it bleeds) and calmly walk out to the music "Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster".....Congrats u committed homicide and no one will ever know or care.....because everyone else there hates her fat ass cheese puff eatin, stroller sqeakin, bitchin, and complaining ass....
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-20 19:25:31 EDT (#)
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take my advice. just don't get caught.
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2003-06-20 18:47:22 EDT (#)
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she just wont quit.....
In her 'official' e-mail to the floor, it states "any food not claimed will be thrown
away."
i had a couple of things in there, but figured that they had been in there for a while,
so I didnt claim them.
Three times she has stopped by my desk.....
Julie, isnt that your orange juice? Yes, but it is bad
Julie, isnt that your quiche? Yes, but it is bad
Julie, isnt that your yogurt? Yes, but it is bad
If I wanted to SAVE it, I would have claimed it, idiot! Since I didnt, safe to say
THROW THE FUCKING FOOD AWAY!!!!
just shoot me now. If she squeaks by on her walker one more time, I will be forced to
commit homicide, and I dont want to go to prison...........
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-20 17:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
one word- CYANIDE.
you know what you need to do....
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-20 17:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you think she's afraid of hawks and that's why she won't go out on the roof?
BTW I still fucking hate her. She is ruining my life too. In fact just today I was in a meeting with her sister I swear it had to be, couldn't be two of them. I hate the way she comes in late and sits by me out of breath because she had to walk 10 feet to get to the conference room. We were talking about having a little get-together once this huge nightmarish project that is going to fall apart and crash the peoplesoft system so none of us will get paid is finally over. Oh we CAN'T do a damn thing because she's allergic to everything except air and has back trouble so we can't do anything.
Luckily the woman in charge of the project is a suupper bitch so she just said, "well then you'll just have to come and watch or you are always welcome to stay here and work."
I hate them both, but I hate super bitch just a little bit less because of that comment.
and as HW said, it's the weekend so none of it matters I'm OUT OF HERE!
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2003-06-20 16:33:13 EDT (#)
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Nice thought, but she is diabetic, and would bitch about NOT being able to eat them....
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-06-20 16:33:04 EDT (#)
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Dude, you know how people put out food in the morning for the office. Make a nice plate of brownies made with ExLax. That's like a moth to a flame.
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-06-20 16:32:43 EDT (#)
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Rejoice!!! The weekend is true, almost upon you...
Submitted by yarbles (user info) at 2003-06-20 16:32:27 EDT (#)
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you should tell her that there are some fresh sugar cookies on the roof...
put them on the edge of the building and when she goes to grab one, push her fat ass off...
yarbles