Lombard Di-Fucking-rect (129 hits)
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Submitted by IWalkOnPavement<im_such_a_jackass.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-08-16 10:51:41 EDT
Want to consolidate all your debts into one, easily managable monthly payment? Newly discovered government legislation allows you to write off the majority of your debts and pay the rest back over a number of years, reducing your outgoings and giving you more money to take that dream holiday! Don't worry if you're self employed, have a bad credit history, or CCJ's, we can help you.
Yeah, good plan. You're 25 grand in debt, lets take out another twatting loan. Lets just ignore the fact that one of the definitions of a loan is that you have to pay it all back at some point. And what exactly is a CCJ? I'm eager to learn...do I have any?
And we all know how good the government is with poor people...
"What? You're thousand of pounds in debt are you? Oh, don't worry about it, we'll deal with all that. Off you go to Tenerife with your ugly children, when you get back, it'll all be taken care of for you".
And don't me started on that bastard twat phone that talks. Lombard Direct can fuck off as far as i'm concerned.
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