Lombard Di-Fucking-rect (387 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: -1.33 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement<im_such_a_jackass.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-08-16 10:53:29 EDT
Want to consolidate all your debts into one, easily managable monthly payment? Newly discovered government legislation allows you to write off the majority of your debts and pay the rest back over a number of years, reducing your outgoings and giving you more money to take that dream holiday! Don't worry if you're self employed, have a bad credit history, or CCJ's, we can help you.
Yeah, good plan. You're 25 grand in debt, lets take out another twatting loan. Lets just ignore the fact that one of the definitions of a loan is that you have to pay it all back at some point. And what exactly is a CCJ? I'm eager to learn...do I have any?
And we all know how good the government is with poor people...
"What? You're thousand of pounds in debt are you? Oh, don't worry about it, we'll deal with all that. Off you go to Tenerife with your ugly children, when you get back, it'll all be taken care of for you".
And don't me started on that bastard twat phone that talks. Lombard Direct can fuck off as far as i'm concerned.
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-17 07:09:02 EDT (#)
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And what exactly is a CCJ? I'm eager to learn...do I have any?
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Country Court Judgements.
You get them for, hold up..., don't fucking ask me, anyone would think I knew what they were.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-08-16 18:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Walk underground please. in after death dreams?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-08-16 12:52:19 EDT (#)
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Sorry man, but you just reminded me about the monthly payments I have to make to Direct Line for my extortionate car insurance.
Dear Osama,
many of our biggest political leaders have secret covert meetings at Direct Line's HQ. This is 100% accurate information. Maybe you could send point some of your brainwashed suicide bombers in that direction?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-16 12:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck is this shit??
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-16 12:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gay.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-16 11:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CCJ = Calcified Cum Jewels