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My New Downstairs Room! (536 hits)

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Rating: 0.58 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Mister Fahrenheit (View user info) at 2006-08-16 12:54:12 EDT


My new downstairs room!
I got a new downstairs room!
I feel so safe like Im in my Mother's womb!

Got a little more space!
Lots of new space!
I got every little thing put in its place!

In my new downstairs room!
My new downstairs room!
If it ever gets dirty, I'll clean it with a broom!

All my friends are moving into their new dorms
Well, this is sort of like a dorm
It just needs...a little reform

I used to sleep on the downstairs couch
Because my room was too warm.
But my parents said
That's a couch not a bed!

So now I live in a downstairs room!
A downstairs room!
Lots of fun to be had in a downstairs room!

It's a little scary
And I miss my parents
I hope they come to visit me soon
In my new downstairs room!
My new downstairs room!

It feels just like a tomb!
Is this my doom?!
Does this spell my demise?!
Is this how I die?!?!
In my new downstairs room!?
My new downstairs room!

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User Reviews


Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*I* liked this.
And you all know I have impeccable taste.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yer funny.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-17 07:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

This was funny?

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-16 21:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

meh and a half

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-16 16:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was genius.

Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-08-16 15:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Now you live in a downstairs room
where you can masterbate from dawn till noon.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-16 15:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the funniest damn thing I've read all day.

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-08-16 14:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ok, Dr. Seuss.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-16 13:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

meh

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-16 13:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Too bad it's not a tomb.

Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-08-16 13:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You never know

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-08-16 12:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's a room, dude. You should get out more.


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