To Orgasmatron, What Doesn't Take This Place Seriously Enough (874 hits)
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Submitted by badassmofo (View user info) at 2006-08-16 12:55:52 EDT
Just a few facts, as in they are posted on Uber and must...I tell you...must be true.
Doctor Suess is a racist, I know it sounds shocking but it's posted. Imagine the horror parents around the world feel.
Apparently there are a bunch of Uberites running around killing one another in some sort of sick and twisted game.
The US government is behind every bad thing that has happened in this world from the bombings of 9/11 to the invention of 'New Coke'. Bastards!
If you cum now....it will be too soon.
Teephphah is dead.
Apollo, Rad, and Method have achieved super celebrity status just by posting on uber...can you even believe it!
Jeannne sends out random clips of herself doing raunchy strip teases.
Someone named 'COMountain' is smarter than all of us.
Bart Cilfone rapes Asian babies....but again, I think we all knew that one.
Caul is gay, Loki is a dyke and everyone else is a bunch of assholes.
Power aid is made of tiny dinosaurs.
Pre-mature babies can talk and have adventures.
There is a town in America somewhere that is named, loosely, after Ubersite.
Little kids with cancer always die and if you don't donate to them you will burn in the fiery pits of hell while being sodomized by 20 members of PETA.
You are what you eat.
Dyson vacuum cleaners are currently running rampant all over the world raping people.
Jesus is crazy....and a homeboy apparently.
When idiots get together they discuss complex subjects.
Shaq could bash you.
Jocks get what they want because they earned it.
All women are whores.
Lojope was raped and rape is cool.
Still wanna talk shit?
Anyway I could go on but I imagine that you are reeling right now, head spinning from finding out all of these FACTS!
When you calm down you can look into more, I know it's a lot to take in but believe you me...its better that you know.
I hope this helps man.
User Reviews
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-09-07 12:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERYONE.... who told??
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-18 02:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look everybody, a Jesus vibrator. For those who love the lord.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-08-18 01:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So you haven't left yet? Damn are you addicted
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-17 06:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-16 19:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, I never did any stripteases.
I did, however, mail a dozen pairs of dirty panties to shandythedog. He washed them and sent them back to me, along with an invoice for $3.67.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-08-16 18:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-16 16:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jeanneee does strip teases?
*clicks user info
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-16 16:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaaaa!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-16 16:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For the omission...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-16 16:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I award this a +2.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-16 16:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NEEDS MORE VIENNA SAUSAGES COVERING UP THE STEEZE
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-16 16:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Apparently there are a bunch of Uberites running around killing one another in some sort of sick and twisted game.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-16 16:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the pic
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-08-16 15:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Jocks get what they want because they earned it."
Gnomes do, too.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-16 15:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-16 14:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy clitoris Batman, that thing's huge!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-16 14:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Little kids with cancer always die and if you don't donate to them you will burn in the fiery pits of hell while being sodomized by 20 members of PETA.
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go PETA. Sodomise your dicks off.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-08-16 13:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At Divine Interventions.
http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.php
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-08-16 13:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That dildo is wrong on so many levels.
Where can I get one?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-16 13:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-08-16 13:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Har har. Nice dildo.
You can also add to your list o facts that Poots: Has an elephant sized weiner that smells of sweet chocolates, and yes it's as big as an elephant not "big" as in likeness in size of said elephants' member, has sex like 123545 times a day, lives in a mansion filled with bowls of boobies and vaginas, eats the best pussy ever and has a trophy proving it, smells great, wears the nicest clothes and always looks the cutest where ever he goes, makes millions of dollars a day and spends all of the millions on his harem of hoes so is therefore always broke, talks like a doctor and has a phd in all of the sciences which he taught to himself, was born into the world in record time and lives his life at same record time pace, is the best ever at every athletic sport ever, makes ham, bathes in the most expensive champagne, loves to eat ham, is paid to walk into a room of people then walk out because his awesomeness is so awesome that it renders payment from all the hot hoes in the room, beat up Mr. T, Hulk Hogan, and Stephen Hawking.
There are many many many more things to factualize about the legend that is Poots I just ran out of time.
Mi mono is loco.
Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-08-16 13:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Little kids with cancer always die and if you don't donate to them you will burn in the fiery pits of hell while being sodomized by 20 members of PETA.
+2 for that. Damn you Kaelic. Also, orgasmatron has been getting his share of attention....
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-16 13:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who is upset? A "worth reading" indicates upset, now?
Badass was Orgasmatron's key to popularity? Internet popularity?
Good to see you're still using your own key to internet popularity, Hadley- camping on other people's posts and picking nerd fights.
Hi Badass.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-16 13:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-08-16 13:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-16 13:12:57 EDT (#)
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I don't blame anyone for anything Saccy baby, I'm just trying to keep it real.
Um the jesus slammer is available on many sites I believe.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-16 13:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aw...someone lost their key to popularity nd is upset about it....
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-16 13:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm..I'dda thought that a user posting all his accounts and passwords would be a possibly accurate indication he was for serious, unless he was just doing it for hits or heat. I mean, at least I wouldn't blame someone for thinking such a thing, anyway. But whatev. That's just me.
Hey- Can I have the Jesus peener if you aren't going to use it?
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-08-16 13:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My bad
Allow me to apologise.
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-08-16 13:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
gotta keep it unreal
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-08-16 13:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-16 13:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To bust the streak, or not to bust the streak? That is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
the slings and arrows of +2 streak-breaking,
Or to take arms against a sea of honest ratings,
And by opposing end them? To write, to rate;
No more; and by a rating to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That ratings are heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be rated. To write, to rate;
To rate: perchance to rate wronggly: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what ratings may come
When we have shuffled off this literary coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised ratings, the bart's delay,
I can badly paraphrase Shakespeare, but I can't break this streak.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-16 13:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha...make that "won't break a streak."
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-16 13:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't poke fun money, this is the real deal right here....this shit ain't no joke.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-16 13:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I +2 namedrops, and won't not break a streak for this.
Beyond that, I hope this gets you some heat. Cheers.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-08-16 12:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Since it is a Jesus peenar don't you think it should be huge?