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Category: Movies & TV

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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2006-08-17 12:34:04 EDT


Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-17 11:58:43 (#)
Ranking: -2

This is a serious writer's forum God damnit!

two birds IIIIIIIIII one stone.JPG (165 kB)

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073

banning attempt

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-10 20:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-09-07 16:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks for the -2, lol. Little bitch.

Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-09-01 22:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-18 08:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this was fucken shit stop trying to be me

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-17 23:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-17 23:38:48 (#)
Ranking: -2

Habeeb Thomas, you are not.

Good day, sir!

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Fuck you, fatty.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-17 23:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Habeeb Thomas, you are not.

Good day, sir!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-17 23:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-17 20:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well-deserved.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-17 20:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck that maltese ladyboy




LADYBOY

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-08-17 19:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't understand.

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-17 19:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't wanna be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new mania.
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mindfuck America.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Well that's enough to argue.

Well maybe I'm the faggot America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along in the age of paranoia.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Well that's enough to argue.

Don't wanna be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information nation of hysteria.
It's going out to idiot America.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Well that's enough to argue.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by iGod (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:04:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

OH MAN!! You got him! You are truely deservant of the nobel prize for OWNAGE for this one.

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FYI - this user's very first review.





































I'd say I was flattered ...





































But I'm not.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, the guys are work are going to have a field day with this.

-- Homer Simpson
The Call of the Simpsons

Submitted by iGod (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OH MAN!! You got him! You are truely deservant of the nobel prize for OWNAGE for this one.

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-17 17:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:18:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

Why are you such a fucking dick?

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Because you -2 bombed my stuff for no apparent reason.


and your music taste is horrible.



drop me a line and we'lll discuss this more in depth


extacy_redx.at.yahoo.com

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-17 16:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this post is an amusing as a fight in the girls' locker-room at Jefferson Junior High School...

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:52:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

You've officially lost it Maltpee.

I expect a counterpost, by the way.

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Oh I'm on it. Like a hobo on ham sandwich.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:48:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

OHNOES!!!1! ITZ DA GIBLETS!!!1!

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You've officially lost it Maltpee.

I expect a counterpost, by the way.

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OHNOES!!!1! ITZ DA GIBLETS!!!1!

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

IMO KEEL U IN DA FACE!!!1!

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LIEZ U VILE H0AR!!!1!

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PORK PORKCHOPPY IN MAH M00TS!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for being the first post about me.

I WILL RIP THE BONES OUT OF YOUR DICK AND USE THEM AS NUNCHUCKS!!!1!




















p00p3r s3cks






















ain'T goT no how whaTchamacalliT

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF?

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was told there'd be babies here.

Submitted by DoubleDong (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FILENAME!!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Shlongy forgot 1 and B


Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm blindly +2ing this.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I usually enjoy stick figure posts but this one:

a) needed to be about someone that I've actually heard of
2) needed more funny

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

of course. what else am i supposed to do to pace myself at work?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I encourage this and many more like it.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-17 12:57:31 (#)
Ranking: -1

SPT?

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God DAMN I hate you.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-17 12:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-17 12:55:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-16 15:54:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-16 15:08:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

facetiousness is endearing right?

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Wow you are a such a bitch.
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only during the week. on weekends i donate spare kidneys to sick puppies in taiwan.

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Do you PRACTICE being so unfunny?

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-17 12:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Oh Nacho!

Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-17 12:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

SPT?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-17 12:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-16 15:54:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-16 15:08:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

facetiousness is endearing right?

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Wow you are a such a bitch.
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only during the week. on weekends i donate spare kidneys to sick puppies in taiwan.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-17 12:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i kinda smiled, but i'm really creeped out about that golden wailing baby head. it looks like someone bronzed either their really ugly newborn baby, or kuatto from total recall.

Submitted by URMY_bitch (user info) at 2006-08-17 12:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I warned you now go plus two me or I will carpet bomb your user history. Biatch!

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-08-17 12:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There is a lot going on here.


I am confused.






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