200th POST BONANZA - What I've Learned Since Joining Ubersite (682 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-08-17 14:06:38 EDT
It's not enough to simply work with meter and rhyme.
It's not enough to harness emotion and make it your bitch ten syllables at a time.
It's not enough to see language as your own little personal Lincoln Log set.
To be a poet, you've got to look the part.
You've got to live the dream.
So I have.
I've decided.
I'm gonna live the dream.
Our lines are open now. Orders may be placed between 10AM-11PM M-F and 12-5PM S-Su. No personal checks.
Ok, so I lied about the bonanza part.
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the "that goes where????" look you're giving.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-08-18 09:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Could also pass for a pirate shirt!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-18 08:23:03 EDT (#)
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Voltage, with the EG package you'll find that there'll be so much cock hammering your mouth that you'll only really be able to talk with a speech impediment.
Satisfaction guaranteed.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-18 00:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-17 22:47:12 (#)
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I'm counting on everyone ordering them with eckstra ghey.
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Now with the eckstra ghey package, do I have to lisp on my own or is a surgery included in that which will give me a speech impediment?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-17 23:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've decided that this is really more of a blouse than a shirt.
I'm making you a present right now. It doesn't have any sleeves.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-17 22:47:12 EDT (#)
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I'm counting on everyone ordering them with eckstra ghey.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-17 22:43:52 EDT (#)
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As your sometimes-publicist, I must insist you raise prices. But not for me.
There's a tiny mouth to feed and those tacos don't pay for themselves, you know.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-17 22:32:37 EDT (#)
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$8.12 for me to wear a shirt before shipping it out, dressing it up with my man musk and making of it a treasure.
Sniffable panties will be worn and shipped for $3/pair.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-17 21:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not enough to harness emotion and make it your bitch ten syllables at a time.
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*tingle*
Your drop downs don't work. I want my monkey back.
How much for you to wear it for just a little while before you ship it? Just..you know..hypothetically?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-08-17 20:25:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-17 19:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your beauteous shirt hath made me squirt
I'm deaf from all my squealing
I shot my wad I swear to God
It drips from off the ceiling
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-08-17 19:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck? I tried to order but nothing happens. Is this a scam?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:54:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-17 17:51:00 EDT (#)
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"But I DON'T WANNA BE A pirate..."
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-17 17:36:45 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/91940#2105493
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-17 17:26:24 EDT (#)
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ATTN GHEY MENZ!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-17 17:14:06 EDT (#)
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buttseckser than gay
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-08-17 17:00:45 EDT (#)
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GAYER THAN BUTTSECKS.
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-17 16:11:11 EDT (#)
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Home from Thailand, I see.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-17 15:06:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-17 15:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What Scourge said
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:50:47 EDT (#)
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ghola, you've got Shlong Stink all over you. Nature knows it, and will suffer because of you.
Bathe in tomato juice for a week and you may be able to cleanse yourself.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:46:07 EDT (#)
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i saved a lizard and it died today.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
W00T. CUTE.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy 200th puppet man.
Dance for me! DANCE AND SPOUT POETRY!
No seriously I want that shirt.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:32:58 EDT (#)
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Haven't seen them, Jonno. Besides, I thought that Ubersite was the new MySpace.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:32:52 EDT (#)
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Wow. You mean you've wtitten a HUNDRED posts since I wrote Orgasmatron: The Muse? Time flies when you're getting ninja'd and feetied.
I'm a sucker for a man in crushed velvet.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:32:41 EDT (#)
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The leather pants complete the look. It's nice to see they're not Tom Jones tight.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:27:24 EDT (#)
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hahahahhaha
"that's why the holocaust happened."
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:13:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
'Eckstra ghey' isn't a different type of shirt - it just means that the shirt will be guaranteed to get you done in the rear by a man within a wee. The secret? A potent mixture of bull sperm and shiraz, in aerosol form, sprayed over the garment for an hour.
I sent one up to Caul last month so he could give it a test run. Didn't hear one complaint.
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o nigga please - Caul doesn't need a shirt like that to collect the ghey menz...haven't you seen his MySpace profile?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post made me jump up and slap my daddy!
-This euphemism © Jack McCallum 2006
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:21:33 EDT (#)
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no biggie, if I had an email address I'd have just sent it to you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I learned that your 200 posts in a years' worth of time is easy to execute when 64% of them suck balls.
This was kind of funny.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:20:39 EDT (#)
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200 posts?
Damn, I'm behind you by seven. Better catch up.
Speaking of posts, when are we gonna get our other musical "Alter of the Opera" in shape? E-mail me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:18:04 EDT (#)
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Sorry my namedrop didn't get you more hits or heat yesterday, mofo. I guess it's not as big a draw as it used to be.
Submitted by humpty (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:14:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:13:54 EDT (#)
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'Eckstra ghey' isn't a different type of shirt - it just means that the shirt will be guaranteed to get you done in the rear by a man within a wee. The secret? A potent mixture of bull sperm and shiraz, in aerosol form, sprayed over the garment for an hour.
I sent one up to Caul last month so he could give it a test run. Didn't hear one complaint.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:13:23 EDT (#)
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hehe
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:13:18 EDT (#)
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Gold.
literally.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:12:47 EDT (#)
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hahahahaha
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:12:05 EDT (#)
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:10:36 EDT (#)
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delicious...you're obviously modeling the 'extra ghey' model, it really suits you
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-17 14:08:04 EDT (#)
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SPT bitches.