The UberLibrary (The Best of Uber) (2153 hits)
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Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-08-17 17:43:04 EDT
Welcome to the UberLibrary This is where the best posts of each kind will be listed and preserved forever. Only the best posts will make it in here. And since this is a library, be very quiet, or I'll do ya...
...In the pooper.
(NOTE: I know, one post per day, but if I didn't post this soon my head was gonna explode).
ART POSTS
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34682 - Art Bomb - by Scott James
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38520 - I am the Unholy Master of Microsoft Paint - by Gibberish
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38843 - Yellow Brick Road - by Gibberish
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41342 - The Return of the Unholy Master - by Gibberish
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47215 - Microsoft Paint: Eleven Feet of Awesome - by Gibberish
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48160 - MS Paint Mona Lisa - by Gibberish
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52797 - 3 Feet of Gibberish-Ripping-Off Decency - by FunnyAsCancer
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56542 - 15 Feet of Pop Culture Mayhem - by FunnyAsCancer
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75459 - Best MSPAINT EVAR! - by professorfuckface
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75494 - MS Paint! - by forthewin
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84167 - The Ultimate MS Paint: It Will Make You Cry - by forthewin
B@W POSTS
http://www.ubersite.com/m/15 - Poor Cubs - by Cool Ubersite User
http://www.ubersite.com/m/17 - Horoscope - by Bart Cilfone
http://www.ubersite.com/m/105 - Medium Schmedium - by Bart Cilfone
http://www.ubersite.com/m/173 - Hook me up - by Bart Cilfone
http://www.ubersite.com/m/553 - American Psycho - by Psycho
http://www.ubersite.com/m/1059 - Shoot the lights out - by Bart Cilfone
http://www.ubersite.com/m/1359 - GFI Top 100 Films of All Time - by newgabe
http://www.ubersite.com/m/1720 - I Am The Illegitimate Child of George W. Bush - by Bart Cilfone
http://www.ubersite.com/m/1838 - You're A Racist, Dr. Seuss - by Ryan Donovan
http://www.ubersite.com/m/1974 - Winners-in-Fact 2001 - by Joe Kefer
http://www.ubersite.com/m/2054 - Bobo The President-Elect - by Bart Cilfone
http://www.ubersite.com/m/2125 - Donovan's Traffic Review - by Ryan Donovan
http://www.ubersite.com/m/2766 - Who am I working for? - by randyman
http://www.ubersite.com/m/2837 - Donovan's U2 Concert Review - by Ryan Donovan
http://www.ubersite.com/m/3112 - Unhealthy Obsessions - by Bart Cilfone
http://www.ubersite.com/m/3136 - Computers are evil - by Bart Cilfone
http://www.ubersite.com/m/3157 - Donovan's Child of the 80s Memories - by Ryan Donovan
http://www.ubersite.com/m/3168 - Donovan's Toronto Film Festival 2001 Review - by Ryan Donovan
http://www.ubersite.com/m/3340 - Donovan's Oscar Picks 2002 - by Ryan Donovan
http://www.ubersite.com/m/3423 - How To Pick Up Chicks - by Bart Cilfone
http://www.ubersite.com/m/3504 - Deep Seated Fears - by Bart Cilfone
http://www.ubersite.com/m/3626 - Donovan's Lord of the Rings Review - by Ryan Donovan
http://www.ubersite.com/m/3670 - Licking A Bum's Ass - by Bart Cilfone
http://www.ubersite.com/m/3814 - The Irreversible Trauma Of Time Change - by lodnem
http://www.ubersite.com/m/4104 - What is the worst kind of co-worker? - by Razor
http://www.ubersite.com/m/4472 - Donovan's Toronto Film Festival Report 2002 - by Ryan Donovan
http://www.ubersite.com/m/4789 - How to make a Starbucks Eggnog Latte - by Bart Cilfone
http://www.ubersite.com/m/4932 - Things To Be in 2003 - by Bart Cilfone
http://www.ubersite.com/m/5096 - College - by catscradle
http://www.ubersite.com/m/5147 - All The Wrong Places - by Bart Cilfone
http://www.ubersite.com/m/5335 - Knockoff porn movie titles - by Razor
http://www.ubersite.com/m/5574 - Donovan's 2003 Oscar Picks - by Ryan Donovan
http://www.ubersite.com/m/5658 - Things that aren't cool... again - by Loren1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/7054 - I never saw a man... - by MaesterMeat
http://www.ubersite.com/m/7929 - Don't be "that guy" - by Drink_DDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/8584 - Amend the Internet! - by catscradle
http://www.ubersite.com/m/10044 - Technological Advances Whose Times Have Come Home - by Razor
http://www.ubersite.com/m/10300 - Ancient Curse of the Horsefly - by HolyTurnip
http://www.ubersite.com/m/10371 - Good Vs. Evil - by hidden101
http://www.ubersite.com/m/10828 - The People Vs. Lifetime Television - by catscradle
http://www.ubersite.com/m/11107 - Etiquette of the Man-Hug - by iddqd
http://www.ubersite.com/m/11483 - 92 Days And Counting -- Anal Sex and Oranges - by Drink_DDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/11685 - My Subconscious Knows The Words To 'Shaft' - by iddqd
http://www.ubersite.com/m/11687 - Quite possibly the worst idea - by kinney69
http://www.ubersite.com/m/11782 - I sense a challenge - by Nicole3
http://www.ubersite.com/m/12166 - Onstar commercials on my radio - by Bigmike
http://www.ubersite.com/m/13351 - Stop thinking and die! - by freakman
http://www.ubersite.com/m/13418 - Pedestrian Showdown - by jwlmar10
http://www.ubersite.com/m/13767 - The Skin Tower of Babel - by Gent
http://www.ubersite.com/m/13941 - How To Never Get A Raise - by Apathesia
http://www.ubersite.com/m/14658 - Your Mother Broke Our Hearts Son - by insanethemind
http://www.ubersite.com/m/14857 - Badass Australian Cows - by Jimbo
http://www.ubersite.com/m/16366 - I like candy - by ess2s2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/16945 - I paid $9 to pet a furry goblin - by griffsrgr8
http://www.ubersite.com/m/17015 - Scaring young girls - by Bigmike
http://www.ubersite.com/m/17812 - If I cum now, will it be too soon - by Jonukah
http://www.ubersite.com/m/17918 - Fate Tells Me "Don't Go To The Gym" - by WillZone
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18049 - Getting Caught Picking Your Nose - by j0andre1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/19099 - Santa sucks. Fuck Santa. - by seanfogy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/19483 - The Busiest Shopping Day - JMG114
http://www.ubersite.com/m/19640 - Give Me A (Pun!) - by NotApologizing
http://www.ubersite.com/m/19772 - Researchers Find Typos Indictative of Stupidity - by Stupac
http://www.ubersite.com/m/20115 - Well, I got "The Look" again... - by Sandman
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21060 - The Time I Almost Killed A 4 Year Old - by ReallyBored
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27221 - Chihuahua Stir-fry - by Loren1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22871 - My Neighbor's 2-Year-Old Daughter - by BuckeyesTheGame
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22967 - A Warning To My Son About Internet Addiction - by Bigmike
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22991 - Vomit; It Does A Body Good - by Kristen
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23703 - Kroger, Skim Milk, And Psychos, Oh My! - by Jimbo
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24348 - Leash your midget at Dunkin' Donuts - by Smurfs
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24426 - Office Stress? A Solution - by gascs
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24428 - Covered in Blood And Laughing - by WillZone
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24438 - When Muppets Attack... - by Smurfs
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25538 - Tell her you love her, then go bowling - by Mac
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25941 - Donovnan's Oscar Picks 2004 - by Ryan Donovan
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25968 - JMG's Oscar Picks 2004 - by JMG114
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26255 - If You Were A Dinosaur... - by catscradle
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26857 - Blonde is the root of the problem - by Volklcess
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27284 - "And Then I Saw His Fart" - by WillZone
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27916 - My J-Date Misadventure - by JMG114
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28050 - Cheetos Can Save Your Life - by Sideburns
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28498 - ...And I thought I was so good - by russizm
http://www.ubersite.com/m/29438 - Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Networking - by Tom
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31066 - I Threw My Shoe At Someone Today - by Kristen
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31168 - I Wouldn't Hate You If You Didn't Try So Hard - by potatomanjack
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31936 - Bring 'Em Young Daycare - by John Galt
http://www.ubersite.com/m/32223 - The Inhospitable Host Theory - by Bart Cilfone
http://www.ubersite.com/m/33497 - I am very sorry for this - by itchy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34682 - Art Bomb - by Scott James
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34838 - Killing a Small Child with my Ass - by j0andre1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36266 - J-Date: Armageddon - by JMG114
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36366 - Bert and Ernie's Guide To Eroticism - by Smurfs
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36542 - What "I Do" Really Means - by Ryan Donovan
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36723 - How To Avoid Getting A Speeding Ticket - by Matt Maiorano
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37823 - Biggie Size This Fucker! - by necrofeelya
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38220 - If You Make A Bet With Your Girlfriend... - by Matt Maiorano
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38504 - If you are what you eat... - by comicbookguy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38520 - I am the unholy master of Microsoft Paint - by Gibberish
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39112 - The Ultimate Boss Revenge Story - by Sideburns
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40590 - AIM Is Destroying The English Language - by Espo
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41248 - Fat People Don't Like Being Called 'Waddles' - by potatomanjack
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41257 - Remove Your Hand From My Penis - by Smurfs
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41342 - The Return of the Unholy Master - by Gibberish
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42735 - Drinking with Superman - by sublime
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43118 - My Sister Is A Lesbian - by NerfHerder
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44596 - I'm turning into my father - by loki
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44858 - My Conversation With Hank - by DonkeyOnTheEdge
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45563 - Teddy Ruxpin: Can you trust him? - by Tinactin
http://www.ubersite.com/m/46896 - Sim Jesus - by professorfuckface
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47158 - I'm Shallow, But You're Ugly - by DonkeyOnTheEdge
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47215 - Microsoft Paint: Eleven feet of awesome - by Gibberish
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48886 - I was accosted by a giant red Skittle - by Method
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49340 - Phone Sex Operators Are Losing Their Edge - by GodLovesALittleLovin
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50268 - I Punched A Six-Year-Old In The Face - by Apollo
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50644 - Looks like Kerry had a meltdown - by Jack McCallum
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50744 - I'm dating a cripple, and it feels so right - by Tinactin
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51152 - Wendy's Food Almost Killed Me - by polyamorousaj
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51349 - Moving to Canada? - by Adamdidit2u
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52082 - Disturbing Things Girls Have Told Me - by TimeCop
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52903 - Spreading Christmas Cheer Like Anthrax - by Coyote
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53146 - Parenting, According To My Father - by domenad
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53276 - I Need Someone To Send Me Their Baby - by GodLovesALittleLovin
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53281 - The greatest thing I've ever done..... - by Fat Tony
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54079 - "Peanuts" in the White House - by FunnyAsCancer
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54475 - Happy Christmas My Friend Please - by Apollo
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54695 - Tales of New Bedlam - by Circe
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55939 - If You'd just die, That'd be Great - by youarsoghey
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56078 - God is an Atheist Driving a Chevrolet - by Pentameter
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56542 - 15 Feet of Pop Culture Mayhem - by FunnyAsCancer
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57118 - My Date With A Vegetarian - by polyamourousaj
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57235 - Fun With Real E-Mail - by BuckeyesTheGame
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58903 - "Why Does it Burn When I Pee?" by Jack11058
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59676 - Movies I've Never Seen - by Spooner
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59706 - Interrupt Humping Pigs at Your Own Peril - by Saxon
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59727 - Donovan's 2005 Oscar Picks - by Ryan Donovan
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59772 - Chick-Fil-A and Stupid Sluts - by LadyPlural
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60860 - So you want to work in retail security? - by DonovanMD
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61316 - Learning About Goodbye - by stevie_says
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61429 - Nature. It's Fucked Up - by FilthyAssistant
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61908 - The Ultimate Weapon For Exacting Revenge - by BLITZKRIEG_BOB
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62398 - If this is my reward, then fuck you all - by Rizzo
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63722 - I'm aware I'm a fatass, you can stop with the hints - by domenad
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64296 - Rock You Like A Hurricane - by BLITZKRIEG_BOB
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64735 - I was raped by a dyson - by Snarf
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64748 - I should've been sacked by now... - by Spam
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64863 - Who the hell keeps buying these bullshit cards? - by Nath
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65691 - Fun With KY Jelly and a Cucumber - by Saxon
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65867 - Steve's Badass Dad Quiz - by stevie_says
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66441 - Note To Self... - by Pentameter
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67212 - Steve's Badass Babysitting Service - by stevie_says
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67599 - Tomorrow's Festivities at Neverland Ranch - by Michael Jackson
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67824 - The Liberal Agenda - by Spooner
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67939 - How To Purchase a Gas Convection Heater - by Circe
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68228 - Miscellaneous Thoughts from my Notepad - by Spooner
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68477 - Slavery: the way forward - by shandythedog
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68985 - Be mindful of your work e-mail password - by Urbane Mischief
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69456 - Badass Summer Jobs - by stevie_says
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69481 - Google has become my arch enemy - by SG The Platypus Master
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69869 - Be Patriotic: Get drunk and blow something up - by icarus1987
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70326 - Beer Pong - by RandytheHelpfulPineapple
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70501 - Office Space Saved My Dating Life - by Envenom
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71597 - The Bell Is A Barman's Best Friend - by Nath
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71752 - Why we should not launch the space shuttle - by Adamdidit2u
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72171 - Don't Vomit on your Job Interviewer - by SG The Platypus Master
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72886 - Dead Things in The Water - by Ducky
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73335 - A Couple of Idiots Discuss Complex Subjects - by Spooner
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73997 - The Passion of the Black Jesus - by electrictoothsyndrome
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74658 - Tips For Dealing With Evacuees - by Loki
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74968 - Dear Yahoo! - by JMG114
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75036 - At Least My Generation Will Have Excuses - by Nath
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75751 - The Pornographic Language of the Oil Industry - by William Q. Percy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76094 - Donovan's Toronto Film Festival 2005 Report - by Ryan Donovan
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76631 - The Dame Raped by Roman Polanski Goes on A Date - by Spooner
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76792 - You're Groping My 10-Year-Old Son's Ass - by ahumblefool
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76887 - The Michelangelo Code - by Phallic Cymbals
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77194 - Building a Hamster out of a Dead Squirrel - by j0andre1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77303 - I'm Definitely Not Ready - by Caulaincourt
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77872 - The Answer Man - by Average Dan
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78386 - Remembering Our Fallen Heroes - by pen_name
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79571 - How To Create a Creepy Situation - by RyuFu
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79734 - Gobble, Gobble, Beak, and Wottle - by Orgasmatron
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80196 - Life from the Male Perspective - by AllyJeans
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80550 - Joseph and Mary: The Untold Nativity - by Wardy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80568 - My Crappy Artwork, And How I Made It Better - by forthewin
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80577 - Jesus Stopped Me From Getting A Job - by Nath
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80918 - You are Cordially Invited to Suck Corporate Ass - by Snark
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81668 - Filthy Nose Picker That I Am - by EatMeCompletely
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82229 - Jowly McJiggles Is Not An Appropriate Name - by stevie_says
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82259 - Bored At Work? Nevar! - by Corn Nugget
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82411 - I'm Sorry Nath, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That - by Nath
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82422 - Isn't Suicide Bombing A Little Extreme? - by Mike00295
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82874 - My Marvelous Day At Yankee Candle - by nitty
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83259 - Office People Can Be Straaaange - by TigerLilly
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83511 - I Was Sexually Assaulted By A Chav - by Davros
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84079 - Please Don't Show Me Your Pee Pee - by Saxon
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84167 - The Ultimate MS Paint: It Will Make You Cry - by forthewin
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84359 - The Secret Language of Bartenders Revealed! - by nitty
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85328 - Vote Here! For Next Savior of Middle Earth! - by Wardy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85472 - Why Male Cheerleader?! Why?! - by Mike00295
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86022 - Just Who Is George Mason? - by stevie_says
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86141 - Coffee and Cigarettes at 8 AM - by kaos-king
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86365 - You Win This Time, But We'll Meet Again! - by Teephphah
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86636 - Family Guy Strikes Back! - by Razor
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87267 - Bring Your Child To Work Day - by Orgasmatron
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87559 - Man vs. God - by kaos-king
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88634 - Quiz: Are You A Nerd? - by Stabkill
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88688 - Ebay: The Art of Negative Feedback - by Stabkill
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90847 - Hirings And Firings: A View From The Top - by nitty
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90783 - Ten Things To Do When You're Pulled Over By A Cop - by SilvrWolf
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90971 - I Don't Want To Relocate Him - by stevie_says
COMEDY POSTS
http://www.ubersite.com/m/7054 - I never saw a man... - by MaesterMeat
http://www.ubersite.com/m/17812 - If I cum now, will it be too soon - by Jonukah
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25950 - Shaquille O' Neal could bash you - by Enraged Baboon
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27916 - My J-Date Misadventure - by JMG114
http://www.ubersite.com/m/29438 - Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Networking - by Tom
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34838 - Killing a small child with my ass - by j0andre1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38540 - I Popped a Boner on a Nude Beach - by Rizzo
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48127 - The Passion of the Honey Bear - by JMG114
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55335 - Cybersex, The Seussian Way - by Circe
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56934 - The Perils of Sex in a Toilet Stall - by comicbookguy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57811 - Warning! Exploding Underpants - by Saxon
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58423 - How to pick up chicks in grocery stores - by comicbookguy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64735 - I was raped by a dyson - by Snarf
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66141 - I Waxed Strawberry Shortcake's Bikini Line - by Pentameter
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66902 - Jewtoast: Coast to Coast II - by Jewtoast
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68161 - Adventures In Loss Prevention: "Bobby, Nooooooo!" - by Jack11058
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69481 - Google has become my arch enemy - by SG The Platypus Master
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71031 - Soup's On - by shitfuck
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75679 - A BOSH Uber ADVENTURE!!!!! - by DudethatsBOSH
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79127 - Here's a post that finally works - by electrictoothsyndrome
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79939 - Getting My Ass Kicked at the Library - by Bickerstaff
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84320 - Losing my Virginity: The Fall of Righty - by Wardy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90262 - Old Home Movies: Adult Board Game - by Sideburns
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90971 - I Don't Want To Relocate Him - by stevie_says
DUMB (BUT FUNNY) POSTS
http://www.ubersite.com/m/33452 - im gointo waste your anus with a brick - by NAKEDMAMMAL
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52393 - should i tell my parents that i got fuked? - by Immygirl1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56867 - The Nigger at Work Thinks I'm A Racist - by professorfuckface
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73068 - Taco Bell sour cream is made of semen - by Mr. Tinkle
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73975 - You are all a bunch of fucks. Goodbye. - by SG The Platypus Master
FICTION POSTS
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27676 - Crawling - by Circe
http://www.ubersite.com/m/32030 - Too Late - by Razor
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43773 - Reflections of a Single Moment in Time - by NetProphet
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52873 - I woke up next to an old man this morning - by comicbookguy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72538 - Childhood Memories - by Badassmofo
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79177 - Killer - by creep_firebombing
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79939 - Getting My Ass Kicked at the Library - by Bickerstaff
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87537 - The Collar - by Orgasmatron
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91263 - The Midnight Blue Semi - by Jack McCallum
MUSIC POSTS
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79878 - This Racism is Killing Me Inside - by Cracked_out_cali
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79919 - Shenanigan Pie: The Studio Session - by CaptainThorns
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80198 - Osama Jam: The Studio Session - by RyuFu
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82301 - Yakkety Yak/Bart Cilfone - by CaptainThorns
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89845 - Nirvana Remake - by electrictoothsyndrome
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90768 - The Orgasmatron - by CaptainThorns
SERIES POSTS
Adventures in Loss Prevention - by Jack11058
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68161 - "Bobby, Nooooooo!"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68980 - The Scar That Marks Me
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77056 - Celebrity Encounters
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77393 - The Garbage Incident
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77722 - D.C.'s Finest
After The Pandemic: The Enemy of My Enemy - by The Caes
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61505 - Part 1: Brianna
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61614 - Part 2: Khalid
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63145 - Part 3: The Meeting
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63504 - Part 4: The Conversation
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63663 - Part 5: The Story of Manhattan
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64024 - Part 6: On the Streets of Jersey
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64325 - Part 7: Tome
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64611 - Part 8: Faing
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65301 - Part 9: The Gathering
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65871 - Part 10: Men Amongst Giants
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66684 - Part 11: The Temptress and The Aristocrat
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66752 - Part 12: Trial by Blood
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67296 - Part 13: Words and Swords
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67769 - Part 14: Details and Divinity
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68760 - Part 15: Into the Breach
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69588 - Part 16: The Ambassador of New York
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69741 - Part 17: The Devil in the Details
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70550 - Part 18: The Joker's Wild
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71764 - Part 19: The Remnants
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72757 - Part 20: From Below
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73718 - Part 21: Rise and Shine
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74077 - Part 22: Hush Little Baby
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74577 - Part 23: The Prince and the Aristocrat
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75490 - Part 24: The Empty State Building
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76214 - Part 25: Come Out and Play
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76956 - Part 26: Staring Down the Monster
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77906 - Part 27: Kings and Bullies
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79296 - Part 28: Reclamation
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80118 - Part 29: Long Live the Kings
Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre - by Spooner
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69641 - The Secret Lives of Turkeys
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76631 - That Dame Who Roman Polanski Raped Goes on a Date
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76939 - Roe v. Wade: Seventeen Years Later
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78190 - John Lennon Discusses His Murder With Mark Chapman
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82677 - Bobby Fischer Attempts To Prove He's Not Crazy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83049 - OCD Sufferer Marc Summers' Job Interview For Nickelodeon
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83430 - David Kaczynski Turns In His Older Brother
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83798 - Chrysippus, Greek Philosopher, Dies Of Laughter
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84215 - Shorts (Mini-Episodes)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84505 - Asperger's Syndrome Gets Its Name
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84805 - Prove You're Not Crazy! With John E. DuPont
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85470 - Budd Dwyer Convinces His Buddy He's Not Going To Kill Himself
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86117 - Something That Actually Happened To James Earl Jones
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86145 - A Very Funny Comic About A Historical Situation Nobody's Heard Of
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86661 - Alfred Nobel Discusses His Legacy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86984 - Disappointment Over Stockholm Syndrome
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87558 - Alexander Graham Bell, Inventor of the Telephone
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87899 - John Ashcroft
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88391 - Dock Ellis Talks About Drugs
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88712 - Prove You're Not Crazy! With Charles Giteau
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89922 - Maryland Adopts Its State Song
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90295 - Thank You, Alan Turing!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90567 - Why I Don't Go On Blind Dates
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91786 - Splenda Is Discovered
Getting My Ass Kicked - by Bickerstaff
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53824 - Getting My Ass Kicked in Thailand
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54629 - Getting My Ass Kicked on Staten Island
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55009 - Getting My Ass Kicked on the Lower East Side
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55890 - Getting My Ass Kicked in the Land of Oz
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59738 - Getting My Ass Kicked in Atlantic City
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63070 - Getting My Ass Kicked in Metropolis
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69209 - Getting My Ass Kicked in The Cradle of Life
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79939 - Getting My Ass Kicked at The Library
If I cum now - by Jonukah:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/17812 - If I cum now, will it be too soon
http://www.ubersite.com/m/17855 - How many "I loves yous" does it take to get her off my back
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18308 - On relationships and why I hate going to the mall
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18784 - Jonukah's first high, or when COMPUTER became self aware
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30058 - Police, Prostitution, and Interrupted Blowjobs
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87363 - Blue Balls Episode IV: The Penis Dialogues
Illustrated News - by Habeeb
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35280 - Redneck Shenanigans
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35310 - Brawl At The Old Folks Home
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35503 - Chuggin n' Pukin' In School for Science
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35642 - Motherfuckin' Rush and Mayor Daley
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35708 - Bastard Buzzard Brutalizes Brits
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35920 - Drunken Elephants Terrorize Injuns
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35965 - Elderly Man Dies Masturbating
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36117 - No Violence... Just Peace
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36227 - Sand Niggers Die Drinking Toxic Moonshine
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39182 - Death Storms Broke My Tent
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39788 - Hee-Haw Mutha-Fucka Blows Up A Port-A-Shitter
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53753 - America Needs A New Hobby
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56519 - Corporate "Monsters" Strike Again
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60862 - Hardee's New Burger Will Murder You
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68734 - Camel Sits On Lady: Fence Remains Unpainted
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73443 - GO INDIANA WOO!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75983 - The Sox And Bears Are Killing Chicago Fans
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76520 - Retard Sex Scandal
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78167 - Pastor Gets Fried Baptisin' Women
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78241 - Don't Bring Drugs To Singapore...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84677 - Man Hides In Bathroom And Drinks Children's Pee
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87386 - Keith Richards Falls Out of a Palm Tree
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88113 - Happy Crack
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90056 - Part Of The Problem
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91910 - What Kind of Pussies Are We Becoming?
J-Date # by JMG114
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27183 - My J-Date Catastrophe
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27271 - My J-Date Disaster
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27358 - My J-Date Cataclysm
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27463 - My J-Date Apocalypse
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27832 - My J-Date Calamity
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27916 - My J-Date Misadventure
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28393 - My J-Date Fiasco
http://www.ubersite.com/m/29780 - My J-Date Debacle
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36266 - My J-Date Armageddon
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37018 - My J-Date Trickery
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37562 - My J-Date Chicanery
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38188 - My J-Date Charade
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38808 - My J-Date Fakery
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39478 - My J-Date Entanglement
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65640 - My J-Date Discombobulation
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72182 - My J-Date Success
Old Home Movies - by Sideburns
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25125 - Dad The Porno Guy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25164 - Porno Guy, Continued
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25239 - Meet Aunt Tammie
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25316 - Meet Drunk Mom
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25637 - Pimpin' At 3 Years Old
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25996 - My Family Is More Fucked Up Than Yours
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26772 - "Ew, What Is It?"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26821 - Kids Say The Darndest, Most Fucked Up Things
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27234 - Behind The Camera
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27492 - To Grandmother's Trailer We Go
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27582 - Driving Uncle Gary
http://www.ubersite.com/m/29623 - Let's Talk About Sex
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39041 - Sideburns' Family Reunion
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44558 - Kindergarten Sluts And Bullies
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45279 - Why You Shouldn't Light Yourself On Fire
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47916 - Underage Sluts Will Have Sex If You Have A Sweet Ride
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51221 - The Rollerskate Challenge
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59954 - Tales Of The Ass Master
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79753 - I Saw Auntie Fucking Santa Claus
Piper of the Sapphire Forest - by JMG114
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73911 - Part 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74164 - Part 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74340 - Part 3
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74624 - Part 4
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75233 - Part 6
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75123 - Part 5
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75530 - Part 7
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75589 - Part 8
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75680 - Part 9
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75748 - Part 10
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76119 - Part 11
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76504 - Part 12
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76578 - Part 13
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76649 - Part 14
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76920 - Part 15
USEFUL POSTS
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44213 - re 16 y/olds - by Wazza
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52187 - How To Make A Post With Over 8,000 Hits - by I_Have_A_Kristen_Fetish
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84645 - Uberhistory (1999-2000) - by Axolotl
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84700 - Uberhistory (2001-2002) - by Axolotl
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84763 - Uberhistory (2003) - by Axolotl
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84904 - Uberhistory (2004) - by Axolotl
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84953 - Uberhistory (2005) - by Axolotl
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85085 - Uberhistory (Jan. 2006 - Mar. 2006) - by Axolotl
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88541 - Uber's Greatest Posts (100-76) - by Axolotl
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88572 - Uber's Greatest Posts (75-51)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88623 - Uber's Greatest Posts (50-26)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88684 - Uber's Greatest Posts (25-1)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88253 - Full MVA List - by Axolotl
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90573 - The Definitive Mathematical Value of Ubersite's Authors - by Axolotl
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90842 - UberDirectory 2006 - by PhuzzyGish
User Reviews
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-08-19 14:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Bickerstaff
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-18 09:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto-name drop +2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-18 03:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit.
I'm apparantly not even USEFUL.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-08-18 03:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you want a best of (though this is a bit old) - this is a more accurate best of:
its where people put in a few links to the best posts of THEIR OWN that they have done.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/33786
if you want a good read, theres a shitload all there waiting to be read.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-18 00:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'M JUST A HIT MACHINE
AND I DON'T WORK FOR NOBODY BUT YOU
I'M JUST A HIT MACHINE...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-18 00:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maltese = d_prime....am I the last to realize this?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-17 23:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yikes. Here you go for the hard work.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-17 23:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
(Meh)^2
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-17 23:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like poetry. At least, I would if I didn't hate almost every particular piece of it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-17 22:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for poetry being on B@W
And Shlongy's definitely a hit enabler. A post is much more hittable and likely to heat if he's present on it than if he's not.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-08-17 22:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care +2. I am feeling sentimental.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-17 21:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're horning in on my spot as Uber-historian. +1 for including the Uberhistory.
You're dead obsessed, kid.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-17 21:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:09:28 (#)
Ranking: -1
Yeah...what an exhausting exercise...took me almost 26 seconds to do the math. ""
but you don't CARE remember?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-08-17 21:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ah the arbitrary 'best posts' post.
what a waste of time.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-08-17 20:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-17 19:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shiT on my cliToris
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-17 19:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your Theory of Relative Wazza saved you from a -2.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-08-17 19:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:22:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Best series ever:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47397
And so on for 50 episodes, plus 2 alternate endings.
This should be published.
--
I agree with this guy. That series is one of the best things Uber has seen. Simply fucking brilliant.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-17 19:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ain'T goT no how whaTchamacalliT
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Maltese has perfected the art of hitwhoring.
Now if only he could get his driver's license ...
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'LL FUCKING BLOW UP THE EARTH, SUCK YOUR GHOST INTO A VACUMN AND THE JIZZ ON THE VACUMN YOU (would be) VILE WHORE.
You expected that I was going to say something minor as an attempt at a joke, didn't you?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You got "my J-date misadventure" and "peer-to-peer networking," the two best posts every not by d_prime, right beside eachother; that I like.
If I'm not on the next one why I'll...
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Best series ever:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47397
And so on for 50 episodes, plus 2 alternate endings.
This should be published.
Submitted by matchoo (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and this was the second post?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I made a goddamn list!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Theres some good stuff there. Some stuff I would have added but then again thats just everyones own preference playing some part.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Yeah...what an exhausting exercise...took me almost 26 seconds to do the math.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:04:54 (#)
Ranking: -1
You shitting me Apollo?
Give me the number of posts of 29 of the 30 MVA, and I'd be about number 7.
For example...take Tom- Yeah, take him FAR away.
380 posts...690,000 hits.
Give me the same number of posts and I'd have 681,000 hits.
All without any Bored at Works, Uberboards, content, or fans.
I'm a goddamn hit machine, Newman. ""'
hahaha you looked it up.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You shitting me Apollo?
Give me the number of posts of 29 of the 30 MVA, and I'd be about number 7.
For example...take Tom- Yeah, take him FAR away.
380 posts...690,000 hits.
Give me the same number of posts and I'd have 681,000 hits.
All without any Bored at Works, Uberboards, content, or fans.
I'm a goddamn hit machine, Newman.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72926
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-17 17:56:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
What do I have to do to get some recognition for 'Best Series Of Posts From A Roadtrip' here? There was some funny shit packed in there.
====
Filthy's right. That series was fantastic. I'd either not joined yet or just had..they were some of my first favorites.
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I'll be Goddamned. I actually it onto a list.
I thought one of my vintage porn posts would have been noteworthy though...
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-17 17:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I forgot the last one:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73165 Guns, Cars and Palaeontologists
Whoremaster general.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-17 17:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about Shlongy
User id: 10879
Registered on or around: 2004-08-02 17:37:55
# Messages posted: 104
# Reviews written: 24844
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 7783
# Hits: 186418
Average rating of all messages: 0.27 ""
Not exactly a hit machine jewface.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-17 17:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What do I have to do to get some recognition for 'Best Series Of Posts From A Roadtrip' here? There was some funny shit packed in there.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71071 Post 9/11 Security Makes About As Much Sense as my Deranged Grandmother
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71163 AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71252 The Best Thing About Kansas Is The Threat Of Imminent Death
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71300 Mountains, Iced Tea and Wal-Mart in Colorado
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71375 Gettin' Our Teat On in the Tetons, or "It's Fucking Mordor!"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71560 Good Morning Mr Ranger Sir
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72662 Men on Quad Bikes in the Bighorn Mountains Cannot be Trusted
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73104 Yes, Well Done, You've Just Fucked Up a Nice Mountain
I hate all of you. Especially you. And you. And you at the back there.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-17 17:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm pretty sure that in a post with a list containing probably 400 different posts...and none from Shlongy...well, that means the post, and the list, ain't jack shit.
I'm a goddamn hit machine, and that's without B @ W, Uberboard, or any friends.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-17 17:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think GayJ summed it up nicely.
Plus it seems like an attempt to get a lot of backbutton hits as well as rankings for namedrops.
Old me would have given this a -1, new me understands that what the homos say in reviews is what matters more. Have a +2.
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-08-17 17:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There is no way in hell that I'm going to read ANY of that.
But I'm glad to know that someone has LESS of a life than I do, considering that you had the time to do all that.
CONGRATULATIONS!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-17 17:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've seen better.
I know the -1 fits perfectly for that, but your list isn't really anything that people who've been here longer than the drop of a hat wouldn't know how to find.
Subjective to boot.
PS you spelled my name wrong on my second B@W post.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-17 17:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, I'm not on here, but this is a pretty handy reference work.