The REAL Shlongy (It's still SPT) (477 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.87 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Everyone'sFavoriteNoob(I Swear I'm NOT An Alter... Really!) (View user info) at 2006-08-17 19:55:05 EDT
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:02:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
this should be labeled 'The REAL Shlongy'.
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I'm never going to get a date.
Yesterday, I watched Mallrats at 2:34. Then I watched all the commentary. And the music video.
Everyone hates me.
Today I played Super Smash Bros all day long.
My friends pity me.
My penis is 2 inches long.
Kill me now.
I hang out with me mom. Hell, I date my mom.
FUCKING SLICE OF MY BALLS!
Right now I'm watching Jerry Springer. And when it's over I'm going to watch CourtTv
RAM A POLE THROUGH MY STOMACH!!!
I'm only posting because it's SPT.
ANALLY PENETRTATE ME!!!
I masturbate three times a day. At least.
STICK A THOUSAND TINY NEEDLES IN MY EYES!!!
I met all my friends on MMORPGs.
BITE OFF MY NIPPLES!!!
I still laugh at fart jokes.
GIVE ME A DIRTY SANCHEZ!!!
Please.
Please.
Please.
User Reviews
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-08-17 22:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This should be just enough to get rid of this turd.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-17 22:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Utter Balls
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-17 21:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-08-17 21:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was Apollo88's idea!!!
I SWEAR!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-17 21:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
They don't make tribute posts like they used to.
This is actually worse than kaelic, the dicklickers' post.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-17 21:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What the hell is wrong with fart jokes?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-17 21:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-17 20:45:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
no
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-17 20:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-08-17 20:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment