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The REAL Shlongy (It's still SPT) (354 hits)

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Rating: -1.87 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Everyone'sFavoriteNoob(I Swear I'm NOT An Alter... Really!) (View user info) at 2006-08-17 19:55:05 EDT


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:02:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

this should be labeled 'The REAL Shlongy'.
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I'm never going to get a date.

Yesterday, I watched Mallrats at 2:34. Then I watched all the commentary. And the music video.

Everyone hates me.

Today I played Super Smash Bros all day long.

My friends pity me.

My penis is 2 inches long.

Kill me now.

I hang out with me mom. Hell, I date my mom.

FUCKING SLICE OF MY BALLS!

Right now I'm watching Jerry Springer. And when it's over I'm going to watch CourtTv

RAM A POLE THROUGH MY STOMACH!!!

I'm only posting because it's SPT.

ANALLY PENETRTATE ME!!!

I masturbate three times a day. At least.

STICK A THOUSAND TINY NEEDLES IN MY EYES!!!

I met all my friends on MMORPGs.

BITE OFF MY NIPPLES!!!

I still laugh at fart jokes.

GIVE ME A DIRTY SANCHEZ!!!

Please.
Please.
Please.

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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-08-17 22:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This should be just enough to get rid of this turd.

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-17 22:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Utter Balls

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-17 21:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-08-17 21:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It was Apollo88's idea!!!
I SWEAR!!!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-17 21:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

They don't make tribute posts like they used to.

This is actually worse than kaelic, the dicklickers' post.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-17 21:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

What the hell is wrong with fart jokes?

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-17 21:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-17 20:45:05 (#)
Ranking: -2

no

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-17 20:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

no

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-08-17 20:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment


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