Snakes on a Plane review with the help of Dr. Seuss (1002 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.75 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Siren© (View user info) at 2006-08-18 01:54:10 EDT
Sorry about the lack of italics to separate the banter in the dialogue. I think you can figure it out.
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Did you like Snakes on a Plane?
I did not like it, very plain.
Did you like parts here and there?
I did not like parts here or there,
I did not like parts anywhere.
I did not like Snakes on a Plane,
I did not like it, very plain.
Would you like Snakes on a Train?
Would you like Snakes with champagne?
I would not like them on a train
I would not like them with champagne.
I did not like parts here or there,
I did not like parts anywhere.
I did not like Snakes on a Plane
I did not like it, very plain.
Didn't you like them in the cockpit?
What of the man who got his cock bit?
Not in the cockpit,
Not when the cock was bit.
Not on a train
Not with champagne.
I did not like parts here or there,
I did not like parts anywhere.
I did not like Snakes on a Plane,
I did not like it, very plain.
Sam L. J. had a line or three,
The saving grace, don't you agree?
Not near enough from him, I'd say.
Not enough of Sam L. J.
No, sir I do not agree,
He didn't save shit,
Now let me be!
Say! What about the flash of booby!?
I did not like the flash of booby.
Or when they smoked a hidden doobie?
I did not like the flash of booby
I did not like the hidden doobie.
Not enough of Sam L. J.
Not enough of him, I'd say.
I did not like parts here and there
I did not like parts anywhere.
I did not like Snakes on a Plane
I did not like it, very plain.
But Kenan saved them from a nose dive.
He must have sucked cock to get on
Saturday Night Live.
Did you like the C.G. Snakes?
They may as well have been hoes and rakes.
What about the acting, or jokes?
Please tell me this movie was a hoax.
Not even stupid funny?
Not worth a dime, honey.
I did not like Kenan's flying
because it kept them all from dying.
I did not like the CGI,
looked so cheap it made me cry.
Not the acting and not a joke
Not boob chick or the cock-bit bloke.
Not enough of Sam L. J.
Not enough to save the day.
Not on a train and not with champagne.
I did not like parts here and there
I did not like parts anywhere.
I did not like Snakes on a Plane.
I did not like it, very plain.
User Reviews
Submitted by mini_plum (user info) at 2006-08-23 22:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
-2 for not liking the movie, but +1 for the picture
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-08-23 22:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was really good and funny but I still enjoyed the movie thoroughly.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-23 21:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny AND educational.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-08-19 19:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
u chump damn yer meaningless opinion
it was a fine movie
not the greatest movie ever
but a fine entertaining film
A POX ON U AND YOUR KIN FOR 50 GENERATIONS
GO SOX WOO!!!
Submitted by OfficeZombie (user info) at 2006-08-19 19:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The pictures were on point.
Submitted by zaoath (user info) at 2006-08-19 01:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ha the pics are alright
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-19 00:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the pic...................................
ain'T goT no how whaTchamacalliT
Submitted by toucansam (user info) at 2006-08-18 18:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very nice!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-18 14:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shall we fuck?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-08-18 13:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What?
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-08-18 13:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
COCKS IN YOUR BUTT!!!
What?
Submitted by thegizzle (user info) at 2006-08-18 13:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lol
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cats on a hammock
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What is this, a movie about Democrats on the campaign trail?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-18 02:10:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Yeah, I thought it would be more like "Slither." An EXCELLENT horror comedy. Everyone should see that. But, SOAP just didn't deliver. It wasn't funny at all, it wasn't over the top enough, it just... ugh.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll never see the stupid fucking movie but you have a vagina so here's a +2.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahhahaah.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-08-18 09:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha
Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2006-08-18 09:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the pictures alone
neat-o
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-18 09:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-18 08:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahh, snakes on a plane. You know, I thought that was a complete joke at first.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-18 08:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a Racist, Dr. Seuss.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-08-18 08:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SPIDERS! SPIDERS ON A BUS!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-18 08:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Y HELO THAR
does anybody remember the SNL skit where the snakes on the airplane kill the people?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-08-18 05:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good shit
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-08-18 04:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-08-18 03:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice idea
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-08-18 03:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W. FTW.
Submitted by DuiTicket (user info) at 2006-08-18 02:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
like the pictures
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-08-18 02:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You could tell me it was a two-hour-long shot of a turd, and I'd still watch it. SOaP has AMAZING appeal.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-08-18 02:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, I liked it.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91969
For my review.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-08-18 02:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was good but i think im still gonna go see it.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-18 02:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.
You see...something TOLD me this movie wouldn't be that good. I have no idea now what it was...
Just a hunch, I guess.
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-08-18 02:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-08-18 02:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sexcellent.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-18 01:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bravo, my dear, bravo
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-08-18 01:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nice
Submitted by humpty (user info) at 2006-08-18 01:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ha